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Can I post a paypal.me link?
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Jerk McJerkface posted:After two hours, I'm naked, covered in filth, exhausted, standing in front of an absolutely nonsensical white board filled with insane ramblings Same but it's a regular Monday morning.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 17:15 |
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Certs arent voodoo magic and too few people understand certs. There is always a “certs” guy that is designated for every org and everyone else throws up there hands at it. It’s amazing to me how entire groups of web devs don’t understand certs.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 17:19 |
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Sickening posted:Certs arent voodoo magic and too few people understand certs. There is always a “certs” guy that is designated for every org and everyone else throws up there hands at it. Have you gotten your monthly request from some random dev for a wildcard cert covering *.*.*.*.companyname.* yet? Just had to explain that you can't actually do that yet again recently.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 17:36 |
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What part of certs is hard? I had to generate one for setting up LDAPS in Azure and it was pretty straight forward?
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 17:49 |
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Defenestrategy posted:What part of certs is hard? I had to generate one for setting up LDAPS in Azure and it was pretty straight forward? People's brains all work in different ways, what is easy for you and I might not be for others. I've found that a vast majority of technical people don't really understand certs and PKI, and I've done many classes/seminars on the subject to try and help them learn.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 17:51 |
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Defenestrategy posted:What part of certs is hard? I had to generate one for setting up LDAPS in Azure and it was pretty straight forward? I find most people are familiar with what certs are, but not specifically with what they do or how they do that.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 17:55 |
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The first time I successfully generated a csr and signed it with our pki and saw that sweet, sweet green https I was the final vincemcmahon.gif irl
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 17:58 |
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poo poo gets annoying when you need to import the chain of trust into a device because that poo poo's weak. Also EAP-TLS seems to gently caress basically everybody up.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 18:00 |
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Currently on a Webex with 170 others to watch a presentation from C level. Someone isn't on mute and is making snide "tsk" and "pffttt" sounds at almost every slide.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 18:10 |
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Sickening posted:Certs arent voodoo magic and too few people understand certs. There is always a “certs” guy that is designated for every org and everyone else throws up there hands at it. My current project has a whole team of people that don't know how certs work. They keep bothering one guy that does, but he doesn't have the access to fix anything. Finally he just copied and pasted the cert in plain text in an email with the subject "USE THIS CERT" I'm going to pass it to openssl and see if it's just a bunch of obscenities.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 18:10 |
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CLAM DOWN posted:People's brains all work in different ways, what is easy for you and I might not be for others. I've found that a vast majority of technical people don't really understand certs and PKI, and I've done many classes/seminars on the subject to try and help them learn. There is something specific to certs that a group of smart people can't understand. I find SAML also to be one of those as well.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 18:11 |
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Sickening posted:
Oh man, the first time the light bulb went off on SAML for me, that was a good feeling. It's tough to wrap your head around!
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CLAM DOWN posted:Oh man, the first time the light bulb went off on SAML for me, that was a good feeling. It's tough to wrap your head around! The first time I saw a diagram detailing authentication flow for SAML + ADFS this is what I saw:
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 18:18 |
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The Fool posted:
This is me when troubleshooting OAuth/OIDC
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 18:24 |
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The Fool posted:
How'd you get a picture of me at home, or maybe that's work, it all blends together and is basically the same anyway.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 18:27 |
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CLAM DOWN posted:Oh man, the first time the light bulb went off on SAML for me, that was a good feeling. It's tough to wrap your head around! I once had an app owner fight against OKTA because he thought it was going to reset all the unique security assignments his team had spent months setting up in their app. He thought he was going to have to do it all over again in OKTAs platform. It took a solid hour to explain to him that no, okta was not doing that.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 18:28 |
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Starting a new job next week. Well, it's a contracting gig. For a trading firm. In midtown Manhattan. With an on call rotation.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 19:23 |
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Bonzo posted:Currently on a Webex with 170 others to watch a presentation from C level. If I had 3 wishes, I am not sure I could resist the urge to burn two of them right away with: 1> I wish everyone knew that you can "Mute All" as the host on a WebEx, and even set "Mute on Entry". 2> I wish everyone knew that there was an option to "Turn off Entry/Exit tones."
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AlternateAccount posted:If I had 3 wishes, I am not sure I could resist the urge to burn two of them right away with:
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 19:59 |
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TWBalls posted:But then, how could they stop the meeting to ask the all important question "Who just joined"? lol if you dont shout "HELLO EVERYONE, I AM HERE" into the microphone anytime you join a webex
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TWBalls posted:But then, how could they stop the meeting to ask the all important question "Who just joined"? Oh, thank God, I thought I was the only one who gets driven up a loving wall by this. Also, it's me, I'm the one who doesn't understand certs. I've issued a couple, and we have a certs guy who I've asked to explain it to me a few times, but I just don't get it. I probably just need it explained differently.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 20:19 |
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Webex now turns on your webcam as soon as you join a meeting with no prompt or anything. That's been fun to see people scramble. We got some webdcam covers branded with our logo and it was one of the most popular giveaways at a recent trade show.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 20:32 |
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Bonzo posted:Webex now turns on your webcam as soon as you join a meeting with no prompt or anything. That's been fun to see people scramble.
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The HP Elitebook 840 G5 has a little built-in sliding cover. Pretty cool, actually.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 20:51 |
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I am counting down the days to my last day and the clock is ticking slower than it ever has before. Basically handed everything off and am twiddling my thumbs for the next 7 business days.
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# ? Jul 17, 2019 20:54 |
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I introduce myself on conference calls as “your on the mic with mike”. No one bothers me after that
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 04:39 |
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jaegerx posted:I introduce myself on conference calls as “your on the mic with mike”. No one bothers me after that I tried out "It's me, ya boi!" but that just didn't feel right. I do like looking back at old conference invites from a particular vendor and dialing into that bridge # because apparently their system has a habit of reusing passcodes. Verizon likes to keep a single webex open all day and just start new meetings when everyone from the last meeting left. Those are always fun because I get to see what our neighbors are working on.
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 17:31 |
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Greetings of the day!
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 20:48 |
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Hail and well met!
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# ? Jul 18, 2019 20:55 |
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Ahoy the webcast!
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 00:02 |
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Sirotan posted:Life is short, you can find a better job, don't settle for this. A position opened up with the County I want to work for so I decided to apply, because why not? Unfortunately it's a SIGNIFICANT pay decrease (like 2/3 my current salary) and I think I might be overqualified (it's tier I helpdesk basically) but I figure at the very least I'll get to shake some hands, practice my interviewing skills, and take a polygraph
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 06:33 |
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You never know what doors it'll open up. Congrats on the opportunity. Personally, I'd love to have an opportunity to work in Europe. Some day.
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 06:37 |
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Money and responsibility aren't everything, but I'm really just asking, what makes you want to work for this particular county?
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# ? Jul 19, 2019 06:56 |
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Oh hey, maybe Equifax will have to pay a decent chunk of money (not enough to seriously affect them I assume) due to the breach in 2017, still needs court approval so it's still likely they will be able to get out of it: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/22/business/equifax-settlement.html
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MF_James posted:Oh hey, maybe Equifax will have to pay a decent chunk of money (not enough to seriously affect them I assume) due to the breach in 2017, still needs court approval so it's still likely they will be able to get out of it: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/22/business/equifax-settlement.html
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 16:09 |
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Thanatosian posted:That's a loving joke. Any fine not cracking multiple billions for that breach is just letting financial institutions know that they can get away with murder, still. They let them know this in 2009.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 16:38 |
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No fine could ever be large enough. People need to go to prison.
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# ? Jul 22, 2019 21:22 |
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Comradephate posted:No fine could ever be large enough. People need to go to prison. And the government should have nationalized the company.
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Thanatosian posted:And the government should have nationalized the company. They would have just contracted out the day-to-day to the brand-new not-at-all-related Equalfax Management Consulting Group.
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