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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Anime is blood

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

the space probes are better in their original, non-anthropomorphic state

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
youre better in a nonanthropomorphic state

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

We're all just vessels for the terrible fires of Will.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

ThaumPenguin posted:

We're all just vessels for the terrible fires of Will.
Curious that such wide vessels are being used to hold such tiny flames.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I'm with Clarence Beeftank.

Also, Beeftank would win this kumite.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


ThaumPenguin posted:

Anime isn't the only kind of cartoon

anime is when you use a series of still images in a timed sequence to create the illusion of motion

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Quit freaking out about things that remind you of anime, you pearl-clutching forums HOA busybodies.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

PMush Perfect posted:

youre better in a nonanthropomorphic state

Most things are

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Bongo Bill posted:

Quit freaking out about things that remind you of anime, you pearl-clutching forums HOA busybodies.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

lol if there are things that don't remind you of anime

Shugojin posted:

getting increasingly annoyed by all these characters failing to grasp that there is no one more or less worthy of the power than anyone else and the only thing that makes someone the successor is whether or not they have the key stuck in their head

Well, there's definitely people less worthy, the whole point of the exercise for anyone not Allison is to get an outcome better than the Demiurges

whoever has the key is whoever has the key, "the successor" is the mythic incorruptible being everyone's counting on to bring a happy ending to the multiverse, who will never let godly power curdle their brain the way it did Solomon, Mottom and co.

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:10 on Jul 22, 2019

ThaumPenguin
Oct 9, 2013

twitter updates

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1153398305134653441?s=19

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1153482991735361536?s=19

https://twitter.com/Orbitaldropkick/status/1153484017112616961?s=19

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

How did a hive mind of worms manage to become a god anyways?

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Grouchio posted:

How did a hive mind of worms manage to become a god anyways?

It got one of the Keys, that's all you really need.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Who's Salami Dave?

blastron
Dec 11, 2007

Don't doodle on it!


Who is Salami Dave?
e:f;b

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


Guess when you get enough worms together they become an emergent consciousness.

It'd be pretty funny if like, a bureaucracy as a structure became a god, collectively.


Salami Dave is a pretty good name for a Kill Puppies For Satan character.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Salami Dave = Solomon David.

I still prefer "Swolemon" :colbert:

e: as my av probably indicates, I fukkin love me some Gog Agog. So happy she's playing a bigger role now.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Grouchio posted:

How did a hive mind of worms manage to become a god anyways?

Yet here you are, asking the dumbest of questions.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

PMush Perfect posted:

Who's Salami Dave?

blastron posted:

Who is Salami Dave?
e:f;b

Really?

jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





habeasdorkus posted:

Salami Dave = Solomon David.

I still prefer "Swolemon" :colbert:

e: as my av probably indicates, I fukkin love me some Gog Agog. So happy she's playing a bigger role now.

"Swolemon" is more accurate, but "Salami Dave" made me chuckle when I first heard it, not least because I was picturing David's reaction to being called that.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Hah, I'm gonna guess Gog Agog splits herself into two personalities to do fight commentary, and it's one of those classic sports commentary buddy duos where one is always exasperated with the other.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Hah, I'm gonna guess Gog Agog splits herself into two personalities to do fight commentary, and it's one of those classic sports commentary buddy duos where one is always exasperated with the other.

She's her own Auguste and Whiteface, obviously.

Nothing But Hate
Oct 7, 2006
When night falls, she covers the world, in impenetrable darkness

habeasdorkus posted:

Salami Dave = Solomon David.

I still prefer "Swolemon" :colbert:

e: as my av probably indicates, I fukkin love me some Gog Agog. So happy she's playing a bigger role now.

KG Swoloman 5000

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Redk0XEh8zM

bitprophet
Jul 22, 2004
Taco Defender

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Hah, I'm gonna guess Gog Agog splits herself into two personalities to do fight commentary, and it's one of those classic sports commentary buddy duos where one is always exasperated with the other.

https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/king-of-swords-8-77/

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

I wonder if she realizes no one can hear most of what she's saying when she lets the mic dangle like that.

Also, drat, very efficient tournament. Probably makes spectating hard, though.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I'm sure it's the worms closest to the mic actually doing the talking

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Clearly the mics are made of worms.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Hah, I'm gonna guess Gog Agog splits herself into two personalities to do fight commentary, and it's one of those classic sports commentary buddy duos where one is always exasperated with the other.

"its a bold move, Gog-Agog, let's see if it pays off"

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
I'm just curious as to the metaphysics of both Gogs having keys

is one of the Gogs a "fake Gog" whose key is made of worms

did she hijack the body of one of her Emissaries just to pull this off

it's definitely the last one isn't it

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The key exists within their soul flame

They are all gog, they are all her soul, they all have the key

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
We've already met the Manic Gog-Agog, now we see the Demented one.

Brought To You By
Oct 31, 2012

MikeJF posted:

The key exists within their soul flame

They are all gog, they are all her soul, they all have the key

And this is why everyone should be happy Gog is so scattered that she hasn't decided to just make as many instances of herself as there are worms and walk from one side of the multiverse to the other devouring everything in their collective, key fueled, path.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
Ok but... is it a shareholder's dilemma type thing where if you spread yourself thin enough and make too many too powerful emissaries, like exactly 49.9% of your power you're no longer the key holder? Is gog technically the most egalitarian keyholder in that all her manifold selves hold a fraction of her power as 'emissaries'

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

The answer is she's a bunch of worms

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
I'm guessing there's 64 rings in the stadium- I wonder how many rounds there are given then number of apparent entrants. Like, there's the 108 idiot stars + Auntie alone

Dr Subterfuge
Aug 31, 2005

TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

habeasdorkus posted:

I'm guessing there's 64 rings in the stadium- I wonder how many rounds there are given then number of apparent entrants. Like, there's the 108 idiot stars + Auntie alone

I'm thinking there aren't actually 108 of them after Allison laid low for a year. After she reveals herself though? Get ready for your favorite combatants at the tournament to get a little more screen time :getin:

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Dr Subterfuge posted:

I'm thinking there aren't actually 108 of them after Allison laid low for a year. After she reveals herself though? Get ready for your favorite combatants at the tournament to get a little more screen time :getin:

I Think Abbadon said that there are always exactly 108 of them, individuals just come and go. Its a universal constant.

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Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
108 *







* not including retinues, henchpeoples, camp followers, camp camp followers or opportunistic noodle vendors.

Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Jul 24, 2019

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