Telephones posted:

Big Beef City posted:

It's a 'Dunder Mifflin' shirt.
It's a shirt advertising the company name from the show 'The Office'.

I have...no idea why a person that age would want or have something like that or even why that shirt would exist.

Big Beef City posted:

It's a 'Dunder Mifflin' shirt.
It's a shirt advertising the company name from the show 'The Office'.

I have...no idea why a person that age would want or have something like that or even why that shirt would exist.

Telephones posted:

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

The critic reviews are in, Garfield Eats: rear end

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

The Big Agna sounds like it’ll give you Big Angina

Amateur Saboteur posted:

iirc the office is the most watched show in history next to friends neither of which i've seen a full season of, the latter even an episode. is this why i relate to no one IRL? is this why i spend every single day in agonizing desolation? this why i often fart in me own mouth?

Amateur Saboteur posted:

unironically could see a 2019 garfield reboot replacing milquetoast jon with an incoherent arab bisexual failson real estater

garf the type of real rear end n-word who could heal societies fractured soul inside this period most dire

Opferwurst posted:

It's Garfield, but different. Jon is still Jon, but he is a little bit more of a homeless shizophrenic who has hallucinations of talking cats. Garfield is still Garfield, we keep that part. But he is more like a violent, abusive hallucination that Jon has and less like a real cat. Also, the Lasagna is now heroin and it's about addiction and dehumanization. The artsy people will love it!

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

Garfield is a cat, if you're going to write realistic story, that cat is dead dude and Jon is like 50 now. He never found the right woman and thanks to the internet became a creepy old Deviant Art cat-themed sexpervert. Most of the time he is following politics and tweets #Trump all the time.

Agent Escalus posted:

Nah, he'd just be an incel.

Like he kind of always was.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

Hey, I just realized, the app is to gather user data and telemetry, isn't it? How much is this dude loving himself over by caving to UberEATS?

Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:

I can't believe you dont think he keeps a stuffed Garfield to gently caress. I can't believe this. He was always a fucker.

Sleeveless posted:

first Garfield Only Garfield Is A Monster And Also A Videogame and now Garfield Only Jon Is A Rapist, drat it's a good time to be an afog (adult fan of garfield)

Pastry of the Year posted:

I'd like one hot smoothie please

Bobbie Wickham posted:

Lasagna and pizza shaped like a cat, quintessential Middle Eastern cuisine.

Icochet posted:

The guy invented garfield shaped pizza, he's free to claim it for saudi arabia

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Mazri's Law #5
Empathy is your power to understanding why people do what they do so you can always be ahead of the game. Listen and self-reflect, simultaneously.

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Approaching my last year in Saudi Arabia, I get ready for Concordia University in Montreal for my Bachelor Degree in Marketing as I received conditional acceptance stating they need the CITA accreditation verification from my high-school SABIS International School or King Abdul-Aziz International School. ...
And so I did after going through much stressful arguments and tension with the Lebanese secretary who obviously had a problem with me. Lebanese is a totally other culture and mind of its own. To understand Lebanese is to watch the movie Mean Girls with Lindsey Lohan where jealousy, materialism, hatred and gossip flows among them with ease which hits you with negative energy.

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I stormed back late into the classroom, took my things abruptly, and got out as if no on was there with full attitude. I went home, driving my blue MINI COOPER 2003 I received as a gift from my father and his Saudi partner. I explained to my mother and father the situation and they were obviously very angry. I was distraught, stressed, and angry, as I felt there is no way out for me. I changed the channel and out on the OC program where life is what it is supposed to be. Young people go to high-school, they get their Prom, they graduate, lovers try to apply together to college, get accepted and life goes on.

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The most famous broadcast image embraced by the media was September 30, 2000 as reported by news.bbs.co.uk/ on Monday 2 October, 2000, 11:10 GMT 12:10 UK as immediate press release which reads that a Palestinian father and his son, Mohammed, were caught up between Palestinian security forces and Israeli troops. ...
The story goes on to make major headlines and catch the hearts of millions of people around the world watching the horrific moment on Al-Jazeera, Al-Arabiya, CNN, BBC, France 2, the Palestinian channel and 42 other channels worldwide.

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However, Riyadh, the capital city of KSA consisted of a population growth of 150,000 inhabitants only during the 1960s while the US was enjoying a population growth of 179,323,175 American citizens

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In the country where Transparency International's annual Corruption Perceptions Index for 2010 gave Saudi Arabia a score of 4.7 (on a scale from 0 to 10 where 0 is 'highly corrupt' and 10 is 'highly clean.') Well, look at the bright side; at least it's not a score of 2.0!!!

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Coming from a marketing and advertising background, when did Arabs create brands consumed globally, rather than buying Western brands such as Louis Vuitton, Giorgio Armani, Nike, etc, and visiting restaurants like McDonald's, Baskin Robbins, Chilli's, Applebee's, Le Notre, etc. Arabs are not trend setters, they are trend followers, but taking much more time to follow up then the rest of the world. They never stand in a queue and always push themselves through aggressively like a crowd of Somalians wanting a bowl of rice.

Summary posted:

What is the theme of Chapter 5?
To accept what we are not and tolerate what we are not accustomed to - is difficult to approve, hence, we judge to validate our self-correctness without thinking or being self-aware. What if we observed, scrutinized, and questioned the unknown, then perhaps, we may have a full understanding of the other and why they do what they do, which becomes more acceptable and tolerated. Knowledge is infinite and if you believe it is definite, you are a man of no faith and imagination. To accept is to empathize. Empathy is the true key to self-introspection. If you can't empathize with yourself, then how can you tolerate yourself?

Thots and Prayers posted:

Up next: Chapter 6: Nathen beds his cousin and then most of Montreal.

Thots and Prayers posted:

Up next: Chapter 6: Nathen beds his cousin and then most of Montreal.

Thots and Prayers posted:

Up next: Chapter 6: Nathen beds his cousin.

Thots and Prayers posted:

Up next: Chapter 6: Nathen beds his cousin and then most of Montreal.

Xaintrailles posted:

Chapter 7: Nathen gives birth to a fine, healthy litter of puppies.

Telephones posted:

Killingyouguy! posted:

Well poo poo, I have nothing else planned for tomorrow

Opferwurst posted:

did he already explain how he became obsessed with the orange cat?

Thots and Prayers posted:

{Arabiolosis} Chapter 1 - Meet the Mazri's

Too busy talking about literally growing up with a silver spoon in his mouth, Nathen misses an opportunity to make a reference to his lifelong love of Garfield and orange-colored food. I'm sure that was a minor oversight.