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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Fly Molo posted:

Holy poo poo, that armor gives no fucks whatsoever. :magical:

If you look there’s a good sized dent/crater along the center line of the airplane. The engine blocks in those were basically de facto AP penetrators.

Still, yeah, it’s the equivalent of the cratering you get shooting 3/8 inch AR500 with .30-06 a tich closer than the manufacturer suggests.

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Randomcheese3
Sep 6, 2011

"It's like no cheese I've ever tasted."

Fly Molo posted:

Holy poo poo, that armor gives no fucks whatsoever. :magical:

That's from a British heavy cruiser, HMS Sussex. She had just a 1" belt (with ~4" over her magazines), making it even more impressive.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe

Cyrano4747 posted:

If you look there’s a good sized dent/crater along the center line of the airplane. The engine blocks in those were basically de facto AP penetrators.

Still, yeah, it’s the equivalent of the cratering you get shooting 3/8 inch AR500 with .30-06 a tich closer than the manufacturer suggests.

This is actually really interesting...you'd think something like a plane flying into a ship would be a much bigger boom.

I think that was a Ki-51, so assume that engine was 350kg and traveling at 125 m/s, that's about 2.7 megajoules. That's like a third of a modern 5" gun's muzzle energy. The USN's heavy 16" AP shells had a ME of around 350 megajoules. Granted they're not hitting that hard at the end of their trajectory, but still...

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Jobbo_Fett posted:

What if he had multiple suits like that?

robin hood storms the castle and reaches the treasure only to find row upon row of crisp custom made suits. outside the sheriff laughs

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

bewbies posted:

This is actually really interesting...you'd think something like a plane flying into a ship would be a much bigger boom.

I think that was a Ki-51, so assume that engine was 350kg and traveling at 125 m/s, that's about 2.7 megajoules. That's like a third of a modern 5" gun's muzzle energy. The USN's heavy 16" AP shells had a ME of around 350 megajoules. Granted they're not hitting that hard at the end of their trajectory, but still...

Airplanes are by design extremely light for their size. Most (especially of that era) are basically sheet metal over a lightweight frame with lots of empty space on the inside. The real danger (aside from any actual payload) is the fuel and the harder bits like the engine.

So, yeah. 350kg at 125 m/s has more in common with a very large black powder cannon ball than any kind of modern ordinance.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Agean90 posted:

robin hood storms the castle and reaches the treasure only to find row upon row of crisp custom made suits. outside the sheriff laughs

Please use spoiler tags.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

bewbies posted:

This is actually really interesting...you'd think something like a plane flying into a ship would be a much bigger boom.

I think that was a Ki-51, so assume that engine was 350kg and traveling at 125 m/s, that's about 2.7 megajoules. That's like a third of a modern 5" gun's muzzle energy. The USN's heavy 16" AP shells had a ME of around 350 megajoules. Granted they're not hitting that hard at the end of their trajectory, but still...

it was enough for taffy 3 :colbert:

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Mr Enderby posted:

It's been such a long time since we had a Robin Hood film that was just about a bunch of guys living in a big camp in the woods and getting into scrapes. I want to see a version of Robin Hood where it's just "Robin Hood, Little John, and Will Scarlet go on an adventure to rescue Maid Marian from the Sheriff of Nottingham's dungeon. Meanwhile Friar Tuck tricks the Bishop of Hereford out of a prize cheese, and Alan-a-Dale sings a song about a bee.

Oh look I've found the one guy who watched the Jonas Armstrong/Keith Allen series right to the bitter end

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Kamikaze attacks just seem like such a senseless waste of life and resources. Moreso than war normally is.

Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

Later in that scene they send up a flare to call in a trebuchet strike, seriously.

Don't be ridiculous. It was catapults.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRRzyGEzph8

It's definitely an aesthetic choice to do a movie with bows and arrows as assault rifles. Certainly if Robin Hood's "thing" is being really good with archery, it kinda makes sense to make a world that revolves more around it. Personally, I just don't get how Robin is supposed to both taking part in the crusades and be back in England dealing with the consequences of the king having gone off to the crusades at the same time.

Best I can think is that it's a shallow ploy to tie in modern jingoism and anti-muslim sentiment into a story about wealth redistribution and a little monarchism.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

SlothfulCobra posted:

Kamikaze attacks just seem like such a senseless waste of life and resources. Moreso than war normally is.

It's not a decision a country makes if it has a lot of good options left. But, as far as tradeoffs go, you're sacrificing a plane and pilot in exchange for having the chance to cripple or sink an enemy ship. If you're running g low on fuel and short of trained bombadiers....well, you know, it's easier to crash a plane into a ship than to drop a bomb on it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SlothfulCobra posted:

Kamikaze attacks just seem like such a senseless waste of life and resources. Moreso than war normally is.


Don't be ridiculous. It was catapults.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRRzyGEzph8

It's definitely an aesthetic choice to do a movie with bows and arrows as assault rifles. Certainly if Robin Hood's "thing" is being really good with archery, it kinda makes sense to make a world that revolves more around it. Personally, I just don't get how Robin is supposed to both taking part in the crusades and be back in England dealing with the consequences of the king having gone off to the crusades at the same time.

Best I can think is that it's a shallow ploy to tie in modern jingoism and anti-muslim sentiment into a story about wealth redistribution and a little monarchism.

They also have a casino sequence. As in a straight-up casino with people in variants on modern clothing.



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Nottingham, a city rarely celebrated for its azure coastline, is re-imagined as a dusty Mediterranean fantasy with dreaming spires and exotically dressed clergy. Egerton plays Robin of Loxley as a fleet-footed rogue who can deliver arrows in implausible rapid fire. Like in Assassin’s Creed.

Hang on, do we mean Call of Duty? Early on, Robin receives a hilarious anachronism on high-quality parchment. His call-up papers demand that he report for the “Third Crusade in Arabia,” (as if someone were asked to report to “the first World War” in 1914).

Dressing the crusaders in grey uniforms with padded tunics that look like flak jackets, the film-makers re-imagine that ancient conflict as the second Iraq War. It’s idiotic, but it’s carried off with undeniable élan. Catapults stand in for airstrikes. A complex crossbow does the job of a machine gun.

There’s potential here for some dumb fun, but everything falls to pieces when Robin returns home with (I guess) PTSD.

An old adversary in the form of Jamie Foxx – named John, but not quite Little John – encourages our hero to take up arms against the tyrannical Sheriff of Nottingham (Ben Mendelsohn in his Star Wars role). He trains Robin to shoot at targets, he spills mystic lore and he chops the archer’s quilted jacket into a medieval anorak.

The clothes are bizarre all round. Mendelsohn is wearing the sort of sleek, weirdly collared coat that actors wear in bad Shakespeare productions that gesture to generic fascist dictators. The hard-working Eve Hewson, ill-served as Marian, goes about in a low-cut thing more suitable for those outlying Vegas casinos that missed re-invention in the 1990s. Would it kill them to hitch themselves to one, consistent anachronism?

Anyway, more has changed in Nottingham-by-the-Med than Robin initially feared. The oddest sequence in the film (and that’s saying something) finds our protagonist throwing up violently when he spots Marian snogging a notably unmelodic Will Tillman (Jamie Dornan). Jesus, grow a pair, Robin Anorak. You wouldn’t have caught Errol Flynn puking his ring if he spotted Olivia De Havilland stuck to a stray minstrel.

Maybe his stomach has been turned by the rich stew of competing accents. Eve has gone Northern Irish for no apparent reason. Playing an underpowered Friar Tuck, Tim Minchin retains his tight New Zealand vowels.

Despite being midlands nobility, Robin speaks in pure, undiluted estuary. Once again, could we just agree on one unifying absurdity?

It's not even an allegory. They just made a modern action film that had a medieval veneer over it and called it Robin Hood.

Davin Valkri
Apr 8, 2011

Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD
SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

chitoryu12 posted:

It's not even an allegory. They just made a modern action film that had a medieval veneer over it and called it Robin Hood.

If you're doing that, why have the medieval veneer at all? Go full Baz Luhrmann and have Robin's skill be demonstrated with a fully modern Olympic style bow.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Davin Valkri posted:

If you're doing that, why have the medieval veneer at all? Go full Baz Luhrmann and have Robin's skill be demonstrated with a fully modern Olympic style bow.

Well we need to make this movie now.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Dig out the oldest Robin play and give it the Romeo + Juliet treatment.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Davin Valkri posted:

If you're doing that, why have the medieval veneer at all? Go full Baz Luhrmann and have Robin's skill be demonstrated with a fully modern Olympic style bow.

A straight up retelling where Robin is a kid from Texas or whatever* living in “Nottingham County” who gets shipped off to Iraq could be solid. Comes home to find the local sherif gone full corrupt rear end in a top hat and fights against the injustices using lessons in insurgent war learned on the flip side of the COIN . . . coin.

*ooh! Make it Louisiana! Corrupt sherif totally believable and the bayous etc make for a good impenetrable and wild Nottingham Forest. Friar Tuck is a local liberation theology Catholic clergyman. Maid Mary-Ann ( :haw: ) is either a bad rear end country girl or daisy duke depending on how you want to play it. Alan-a-dale is a never-was country singer who topped out playing the local bar and is maybe a meth head. Because gently caress Alan-a-dale.

Edit: Hollywood I’m available and can have a quick and dirty treatment by the end of the weekend.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

I mocked up a quick shot of Redneck Robin:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Siivola posted:

I mocked up a quick shot of Redneck Robin:



Needs more mullet.

OneTruePecos
Oct 24, 2010

Cyrano4747 posted:

A straight up retelling where Robin is a kid from Texas or whatever* living in “Nottingham County” who gets shipped off to Iraq could be solid. Comes home to find the local sherif gone full corrupt rear end in a top hat and fights against the injustices using lessons in insurgent war learned on the flip side of the COIN . . . coin.

*ooh! Make it Louisiana! Corrupt sherif totally believable and the bayous etc make for a good impenetrable and wild Nottingham Forest. Friar Tuck is a local liberation theology Catholic clergyman. Maid Mary-Ann ( :haw: ) is either a bad rear end country girl or daisy duke depending on how you want to play it. Alan-a-dale is a never-was country singer who topped out playing the local bar and is maybe a meth head. Because gently caress Alan-a-dale.

Edit: Hollywood I’m available and can have a quick and dirty treatment by the end of the weekend.

Walking Tall has already been made a couple of times, sorry man.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

OneTruePecos posted:

Roadhouse has already been made a couple of times, sorry man.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012

Alkydere posted:

[quote="Epicurius" post="496971196"]
It's not a decision a country makes if it has a lot of good options left. But, as far as tradeoffs go, you're sacrificing a plane and pilot in exchange for having the chance to cripple or sink an enemy ship. If you're running g low on fuel and short of trained bombadiers....well, you know, it's easier to crash a plane into a ship than to drop a bomb on it.

It was a waste in the sense that the intention was to bleed the Americans enough to make them give up. But that was a completely wrong read, the Americans were ready to take millions of casualties, because that was the total war mindset and they'd adopted it just like everybody else.

As the invasion of Japan loomed, both sides realized that the kamikaze strikes would have the most effect if directed at troopships, rather than warships. That would have been pure horror, the troopships were crowded, slow, and fragile.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Kamikazes seem to only have been a small amount more dangerous to their crews than conventional missions against those targets, and from the Japanese perspective their better hit chances meant that they were probably a less inefficient way of damaging American ships. Problem is they couldn't do nearly enough of that to get anything they wanted out of it, but that goes for their entire war.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


mllaneza posted:

That outfit is sharp as gently caress, although how he got it dry cleaned in the middle of a siege is the biggest anachronism in the whole movie.

Who's that then?

I dunno. Must be a king.

Why?

He hasn't got poo poo all over him.

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
When it comes to historical accuracy, the only bad part is the middle ground. Seriously presented period stereotypes are garbage. Either make something informed by real history, or give us something ridiculous.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
i was so pissed when they started dancing to david bowie in a knights tale. they didn't even dance like that back then

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

xthetenth posted:

Kamikazes seem to only have been a small amount more dangerous to their crews than conventional missions against those targets, and from the Japanese perspective their better hit chances meant that they were probably a less inefficient way of damaging American ships. Problem is they couldn't do nearly enough of that to get anything they wanted out of it, but that goes for their entire war.

The real issue with their effectiveness is the same one that hampered their submarines: a focus on high-prestige surface combatants rather than boring poo poo like oilers, troop ships, and ammo ships. One of my grandfathers was on a troop ship that got hit off Leyte and the results were no bueno. 26 or so dead, ship delayed landing men and supplies for about a day iirc, and then it hosed off rather than work in a support role. Interestingly enough, all the dead were USCG crew. I guess the soldiers were far enough inside that they were OK, but the people up on the deck ate lot of airplane bits and burning poo poo.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
My preferred take on Kamikazes was that they were the first anti-ship missiles (or cruise missiles) - they just substituted an unfortunate human pilot in place of the yet-to-be-invented guidance computer or teleoperator link.

A tremendous waste, but no worse than pretty much everything else Japan did in 1944 and 1945. They probably lost more men to starvation and disease on a single bypassed Pacific island, or in a single unexceptional day of strategic bombing, than they did in the entirety of the Kamikaze campaign. And they inflicted quite a lot of damage: a approximately 2,800 Kamikaze attackers sank 34 Navy ships, damaged 368 others, killed 4,900 sailors, and wounded over 4,800 (per wikipedia). Not a bad return for the resources expended (mostly obsolete planes, 500 pound iron bombs, a single tank of avgas, no need to burn fuel for flight training, etc).

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

Cyrano4747 posted:

A straight up retelling where Robin is a kid from Texas or whatever* living in “Nottingham County” who gets shipped off to Iraq could be solid. Comes home to find the local sherif gone full corrupt rear end in a top hat and fights against the injustices using lessons in insurgent war learned on the flip side of the COIN . . . coin.

*ooh! Make it Louisiana! Corrupt sherif totally believable and the bayous etc make for a good impenetrable and wild Nottingham Forest. Friar Tuck is a local liberation theology Catholic clergyman. Maid Mary-Ann ( :haw: ) is either a bad rear end country girl or daisy duke depending on how you want to play it. Alan-a-dale is a never-was country singer who topped out playing the local bar and is maybe a meth head. Because gently caress Alan-a-dale.

Edit: Hollywood I’m available and can have a quick and dirty treatment by the end of the weekend.

Make it Arizona and have Joe Arpaio feature as himself.

He might actually be down for it.

Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015

Trin Tragula posted:

Oh look I've found the one guy who watched the Jonas Armstrong/Keith Allen series right to the bitter end

Honestly haven't seen it, but only because Keith Allen was a seriously not good guy to someone I know, and that has kind of put me off seeing him in anything ever. Otherwise, it looks like it would be up my street.

Edit: ran into his son a few times, and he was pretty sound.

Lobster God
Nov 5, 2008
That Robin Hood film brings this to mind (:nsfw:): https://youtu.be/vEVJ_48YgTg

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Make no more Robin Hood movies in honor of Alan Rickman’s masterpiece turn as the Sheriff of Nottingham

Mr Enderby
Mar 28, 2015

zoux posted:

Make no more Robin Hood movies in honor of Alan Rickman’s masterpiece turn as the Sheriff of Nottingham

He'll always be Obadiah Slope to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=992UbveiTmE&t=1327s

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




FMguru posted:

My preferred take on Kamikazes was that they were the first anti-ship missiles (or cruise missiles) - they just substituted an unfortunate human pilot in place of the yet-to-be-invented guidance computer or teleoperator link.

FritzX was used operationally in '43, and the Allies used AZON bombs in '44, both predating the use of kamikazes. The USN Bat system was also well into development and would see action in '45. Kamikazes were late to the "guided missile" party.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

FMguru posted:

Not a bad return for the resources expended (mostly obsolete planes, 500 pound iron bombs, a single tank of avgas, no need to burn fuel for flight training, etc).

I don't disagree with your ROI assessment, but the idea that you do not need to burn fuel for flight training is uhhh where do you think the pilots were coming from, exactly? They used greenhorns in most units but those guys still had (insufficient) stick time.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Gnoman posted:

FritzX was used operationally in '43, and the Allies used AZON bombs in '44, both predating the use of kamikazes. The USN Bat system was also well into development and would see action in '45. Kamikazes were late to the "guided missile" party.

I thought the Bat guidance system was never used...

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




sullat posted:

I thought the Bat guidance system was never used...

Not that Bat, This Bat.

xthetenth
Dec 30, 2012

Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

The really big thing is that getting in close enough to launch a weapon was real hard, let alone getting home. So if the plane carrying out the strike is probably not coming home anyway, isn't it surviving the attack kind of negotiable? Plus, if all you've got is greenhorns, their skills at hitting with weapons are likely their worst skills. So sidestep that too.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
washington news: still drinking

https://twitter.com/MountVernon/status/1154013450940665857

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
also this is wrong and now i'm mad again

https://twitter.com/alexdecampi/status/1153688492557393920

the new model army's red jackets were the first army wide use of uniforms in what is now the uk. as in the european wars regimental uniforms were already a thing, like the Marquis of Newcastle's regiment.

These also aren't real uniforms, they're "proto uniforms;" as in, no identical cut and tailoring, people just wear a red jacket and the clothes they have on underneath can be anything. If the cut and make of several peoples' jackets are identical, that's more about how you source them than the desire to make the men identitcal.

And even before the proto-uniforms of professional soldiers, city watch or bodies of bodyguards had them. This isn't deliberately "modernizing"--it was thought of as a kind of livery.

The thing in this thread about Spain and cochineal dye is true though. It was worth about as much to the Spanish empire as the trade in gold, and that's what those red sashes Hapsburg officers wear are dyed with. They are literally wrapping themselves in their empire's product.

It is, however, incorrect for the OP to talk so much about the symbolism of what the jackets were dyed with originally, when how you source replacements in the field might make that irrelevant

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jul 25, 2019

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
MILITARY COSTUME* HISTORIAN FIGHT!

:neckbeard:

*: probably wrong term for it.

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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
the whole crisp parade ground aesthetic of a thousand identical dolls doing the same thing at the same time is a thing from the eighteenth century onward, the 17th is much...slouchier

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