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slicing up eyeballs
Oct 19, 2005

I got me two olives and a couple of limes


Yeah why is this thread so quiet, what do they have over everyone :tinfoil:

e:


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AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
Im just waiting for the other shoe to drop

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

when they unsealing the docs. loving expose them pedos imo.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

gh0stpinballa posted:

when they unsealing the docs. loving expose them pedos imo.

im suddenly reminded of how the supreme court blocked the dc madam from releasing her black book and then she was assassinated a short time after that

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
a limited hangout

and what’s hanging out is an egg-shaped penis from these boxer shorts

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Good evening
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1154163698220576768?s=20

BigWeirdSashimi
Jul 10, 2019

Dr. Killjoy posted:

a limited hangout

and what’s hanging out is an egg-shaped penis from these boxer shorts



:orb:

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


it'd be great if this took down the Clintons. ideally it spark a loving revolution but I'm not naive.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
:doink:
THE FIX IS IN
https://twitter.com/johndoe78359022/status/1154214739653869568?s=21
HOLY poo poo
https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2019/07/jeffrey-epstein-suspected-suicide-scandal/

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 03:51 on Jul 25, 2019

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Lol they're totally gonna kill him

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

oh drat another radar exclusive! I still haven’t recovered from this one

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Moridin920 posted:

Lol they're totally gonna kill him

only if he doesn't keep his mouth shut

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
4chan thinks John McAfee is the one flying drones around epsteins island and

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1153730097125494787

I want this so bad

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Vomik posted:

oh drat another radar exclusive! I still haven’t recovered from this one



nbc has reciprocated
https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/loc...-513174311.html

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I'm going insane I loving knew it was gonna happen they're out to kill him and it's a giant cover-up and and and

Aaaaaaa

Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS


drat thats a nice monitor for '92 or whenever

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1154168725563514880

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1154223514720833537

https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1154224744071421952

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
well that didn't take long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Kz90h1c7TM

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

the non-conspiracy-theory part of my brain believes that Epstein got bored watching Mueller and tried to kill himself completely separate from the trafficking case

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Matt's Epstein tweets are what he was born to do.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1154230012263968768?s=20

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/nickmullen/status/1154226605344116736

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

OnceAndFuture DILF posted:

the non-conspiracy-theory part of my brain believes that Epstein got bored watching Mueller and tried to kill himself completely separate from the trafficking case

an ex-cop who got arrest for cocaine smuggling stabbed him in the gut

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

if a cop smuggles cocaine (badass) then goes to prison (badass) and stabs a pedophile (badass), could that cop go to heaven? first saved cop?

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

Stairmaster posted:

an ex-cop who got arrest for cocaine smuggling stabbed him in the gut

https://twitter.com/dinosaurthe3rd/status/1154230841947631617

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/GoOffKings/status/1154229498704826369?s=20
https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1154229574454185984?s=20

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

I have no idea if this is real or not
https://www.recordonline.com/news/2...impression=true
e:beaten

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


i'm gonna laugh if roger stone's number is in the recent call history or some poo poo

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/mywifecameback/status/1154227852231020549

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
https://twitter.com/ak_simun/status/1154221739426996225?s=21

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

Calibanibal posted:

if a cop smuggles cocaine (badass) then goes to prison (badass) and stabs a pedophile (badass), could that cop go to heaven? first saved cop?

I missed this but the only good cop is Chris Dorner so no

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

mastershakeman posted:

4chan thinks John McAfee is the one flying drones around epsteins island and

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1153730097125494787

I want this so bad

half the replies to this are people trying to scam bitcoin lol

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Might be easier to make a list of people that don't want Epsteine dead.



mastershakeman posted:

4chan thinks John McAfee is the one flying drones around epsteins island and

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1153730097125494787

I want this so bad


RIP John. Raping whales in heaven now.

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
The only way that a massive pedo conspiracy gets uncovered in the current era of politics is through a comedy of errors that wouldnt look out of place in a cohen brothers movie.

So the whale rape pervert having and releasing dirt on everyone and a coked out cop botching a prison assassination through sheer incompetence would be a good start.

Otoh Epstein could be dead within the hour

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Italian American cop who was mobbed up as gently caress and conveniently sectioned before Epstein :hmmyes:

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Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Dr. Killjoy posted:

Italian American cop who was mobbed up as gently caress and conveniently sectioned before Epstein :hmmyes:

i'm not sure which scenario is funnier: that the keystone cops let a quadruple murderer within knifing distance of the most high profile U.S. prisoner in decades, or that they intentionally let security be lax and this bozo still hosed it up

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