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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

you: developing prodromal schizophrenia over the Jeffrey Epstein assassination attempt

me, staring for years into the depthless void of endless human suffering: lol

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Helsing
Aug 23, 2003

DON'T POST IN THE ELECTION THREAD UNLESS YOU :love::love::love: JOE BIDEN

I'm sure it's because of my viewing history but loving lol that one of the videos showing as a recommendation when I watch this is a talk by Daniel Dennet.

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

hmm are those a bunch of mattresses in the "temple?"

not weird at all to have like 6 childsized mattresses in your pedo temple on pedo island. no sir

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

RaySmuckles posted:

hmm are those a bunch of mattresses in the "temple?"

not weird at all to have like 6 childsized mattresses in your pedo temple on pedo island. no sir

Why doesn't Epstein have a fixer to burn the evidence?

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

ikanreed posted:

Why doesn't Epstein have a fixer to burn the evidence?

or maybe don't pile them all up next to the window :shrug:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

just put the rape beds with the carpet and other evidence you destroyed. jfc, epstein, you're acting like this is your first child rape cover-up

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


RaySmuckles posted:

hmm are those a bunch of mattresses in the "temple?"

not weird at all to have like 6 childsized mattresses in your pedo temple on pedo island. no sir

I only see the one bed with a bedspring and a mattress and then the loving scaffolding???

e: and what looks like a loving whiteboard in the corner?

ee: nevermind, looked at it in HD and it does look like 2 stacks of three mattresses

TeenageArchipelago has issued a correction as of 16:58 on Jul 25, 2019

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Holy poo poo I heard that McAfee done gone “a little” on the nutty side but Belize and Bath Salts?

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

RaySmuckles posted:

hmm are those a bunch of mattresses in the "temple?"

not weird at all to have like 6 childsized mattresses in your pedo temple on pedo island. no sir

how else are you going to make hymen busted gentile blood matzo balls?

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

the plastic sheets stay on to make sure the virgin blood doesn't seep into the mattress. just one of those things you do with your buddy Alan Dershowitz. Making blood libel real, but as a joke lol

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Eat This Glob posted:

just put the rape beds with the carpet and other evidence you destroyed. jfc, epstein, you're acting like this is your first child rape cover-up

Holy poo poo guys we burned that months ago, these are the new beds.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

When you're done you pay the girls 48 dollars, the same year as the foundation of Israel. The Dersh always gets a kick out of that.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



mcafees mad he wasnt invited

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
yeah they found out he had whale herpes

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this story is so loving stupid and just over the top I cannot possibly have a conversation with a normal human being about it without coming off like a loving lunatic

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

Taintrunner posted:

this story is so loving stupid and just over the top I cannot possibly have a conversation with a normal human being about it without coming off like a loving lunatic

:same:

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001

Taintrunner posted:

this story is so loving stupid and just over the top I cannot possibly have a conversation with a normal human being about it without coming off like a loving lunatic

Peak Lunacy

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005
:ck5:

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh yeah the ousted CEO of mcafee antivirus, 2020 libertarian presidential candidate john mcafee, who lost his loving mind and done every drug on the planet as well as killing a man, was detained by the federal government for flying drones over the private child rape island of a billionaire "philantrophist" with deep ties to both the Clintons and the current President, Donald Trump.

said billionaire was arrested by the feds, who also seized his child porn recordings of powerful people raping children, including famous libertarian lawyer Alan Derschowitz, who upon falling from grace on Martha (Stewart's) Vineyard, had the paper of record The New York Times assign 4 beat reporters to his whining and moaning for defending Trump.

also implicated is Stephen Pinker, infamous sack of poo poo scholar for looking at all the misery and suffering and the world and going, no, actually, it's loving amazing epic neoliberal win!!!! to audiences of the rich and powerful that directly benefit from this misery and suffering for immense profit. pinker has professed his innocence and refuted any serious associated with said billionaire philantrophist, who recently was almost the victim of the murder of an ex-cop from a town with deep ties to the rich and powerful elite

am I loving missing anything

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Taintrunner posted:

oh yeah the ousted CEO of mcafee antivirus, 2020 libertarian presidential candidate john mcafee, who lost his loving mind and done every drug on the planet as well as killing a man, was detained by the federal government for flying drones over the private child rape island of a billionaire "philantrophist" with deep ties to both the Clintons and the current President, Donald Trump.

said billionaire was arrested by the feds, who also seized his child porn recordings of powerful people raping children, including famous libertarian lawyer Alan Derschowitz, who upon falling from grace on Martha (Stewart's) Vineyard, had the paper of record The New York Times assign 4 beat reporters to his whining and moaning for defending Trump.

also implicated is Stephen Pinker, infamous sack of poo poo scholar for looking at all the misery and suffering and the world and going, no, actually, it's loving amazing epic neoliberal win!!!! to audiences of the rich and powerful that directly benefit from this misery and suffering for immense profit. pinker has professed his innocence and refuted any serious associated with said billionaire philantrophist, who recently was almost the victim of the murder of an ex-cop from a town with deep ties to the rich and powerful elite

am I loving missing anything

6 twin sized mattresses still wrapped in plastic in the temple

Epstein's career path was: college dropout -> prestigious private school teacher -> bear stearns employee -> bear stearns partner -> power of attorney for the owner of victoria's secret, and everything else -> billionaire hedge fund manager. I think there might have been some fraud somewhere in the bear stearns bit too?

TeenageArchipelago has issued a correction as of 17:32 on Jul 25, 2019

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



Taintrunner posted:

this story is so loving stupid and just over the top I cannot possibly have a conversation with a normal human being about it without coming off like a loving lunatic

every major news story is increasingly starting to resemble schizophrenic rambling

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001

more like a Barking Dog, woof!

TeenageArchipelago posted:

6 twin sized mattresses still wrapped in plastic in the temple

Epstein's career path was: college dropout -> prestigious private school teacher -> bear stearns employee -> bear stearns partner -> power of attorney for the owner of victoria's secret, and everything else -> billionaire hedge fund manager. I think there might have been some fraud somewhere in the bear stearns bit too?

he was involved in a Ponzi scheme at bear stearns iirc

BigWeirdSashimi
Jul 10, 2019

Taintrunner posted:

oh yeah the ousted CEO of mcafee antivirus, 2020 libertarian presidential candidate john mcafee, who lost his loving mind and done every drug on the planet as well as killing a man, was detained by the federal government for flying drones over the private child rape island of a billionaire "philantrophist" with deep ties to both the Clintons and the current President, Donald Trump.

said billionaire was arrested by the feds, who also seized his child porn recordings of powerful people raping children, including famous libertarian lawyer Alan Derschowitz, who upon falling from grace on Martha (Stewart's) Vineyard, had the paper of record The New York Times assign 4 beat reporters to his whining and moaning for defending Trump.

also implicated is Stephen Pinker, infamous sack of poo poo scholar for looking at all the misery and suffering and the world and going, no, actually, it's loving amazing epic neoliberal win!!!! to audiences of the rich and powerful that directly benefit from this misery and suffering for immense profit. pinker has professed his innocence and refuted any serious associated with said billionaire philantrophist, who recently was almost the victim of the murder of an ex-cop from a town with deep ties to the rich and powerful elite

am I loving missing anything

You glossed over the multiple current and former heads of state who have also been implicated, includong the clintons and turmo.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I'm ready to just sail over to this stupid island and take it over for inspection

I've become that qanon pizzagate guy who showed up demanding to see the basement

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

you: developing prodromal schizophrenia over the Jeffrey Epstein assassination attempt

me, staring for years into the depthless void of endless human suffering: lol


Taintrunner posted:

this story is so loving stupid and just over the top I cannot possibly have a conversation with a normal human being about it without coming off like a loving lunatic


the people in our lives are happier for the fact we have epsteinposting release valve

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BigWeirdSashimi posted:

You glossed over the multiple current and former heads of state who have also been implicated, includong the clintons and turmo.

oh right I loving forgot to mention that both clinton and trump are directly implicated. lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Deleted already lol

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Deleted already lol



we found the opposite of a "i have information that will lead to the arrest of hillary Clinton" post

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
h dawg just keeps on winning

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

mastershakeman posted:

I'm ready to just sail over to this stupid island and take it over for inspection

I've become that qanon pizzagate guy who showed up demanding to see the basement

map in hand, mastershakeman begins his quest to find the X that marks the spot --- the spot where Epstein's basement is located

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Taintrunner posted:

this story is so loving stupid and just over the top I cannot possibly have a conversation with a normal human being about it without coming off like a loving lunatic

me every day since oh, 2007

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




I read some article where author theorized that this poo poo runs so high internationally, there is a non-zero chance it might cause an actual war.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Victory Position posted:

map in hand, mastershakeman begins his quest to find the X that marks the spot --- the spot where Epstein's basement is located

*butthead voice*
huhhh huhhh show me the booty

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
So some journalist has researched that Epstein’s operation descends from similar mob operations.

https://www.mintpressnews.com/shocking-origins-jeffrey-epstein-blackmail-roy-cohn/260621/

quote:

Though for years there were only hints to this other side of the controversial businessman, details emerged years later during a divorce proceeding brought by Rosenstiel’s fourth wife, Susan Kaufman, that would back the claims. Kaufman alleged that Rosenstiel hosted extravagant parties that included “boy prostitutes” that her husband had hired “for the enjoyment” of certain guests, which included important government officials and prominent figures in America’s criminal underworld. Kaufman would later make the same claims under oath during the hearing of the New York’s State Joint Legislative Committee on Crime in the early 1970s.

Not only did Rosenstiel organize these parties, but he also made sure that their venues were bugged with microphones that recorded the antics of his high-profile guests. Those audio recordings, Kaufman alleged, were then kept for the purpose of blackmail. Though Kaufman’s claims are shocking, her testimony was deemed credible and held in high regard by the former chief counsel of the Crime Committee, New York Judge Edward McLaughlin, and committee investigator William Gallinaro and aspects of her testimony were later corroborated by two separate witnesses who were unknown to Kaufman.

These “blackmail parties” offer a window into an operation that would later become more sophisticated and grow dramatically in the 1950s under Rosenstiel’s “field commander” (a nickname given by Rosenstiel to an individual to be named shortly in this report). Many of the people connected to Rosenstiel’s “field commander” during the 70s and 80s have again found their names in the press following the recent arrest of Jeffrey Epstein.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

Sekenr posted:

I read some article where author theorized that this poo poo runs so high internationally, there is a non-zero chance it might cause an actual war.

Good

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

The First Pedo War

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

it's just the Childrens' Crusade again but the ship is the Lolita Express

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
World War III (lol I'll pretend you said XVIII)

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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


president xi use ur spies to leak info about what's on the CD's please president xi who was young _____ with president xi please mr judge isnt releasing the 2000 pages so you have to be the one to help me

EugeneJ posted:

World War III (lol I'll pretend you said XVIII)

lol holy poo poo I just got this

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