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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:U.S. willing to offer Maduro guarantees he’ll be left alone if he leaves Venezuela. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsGoPz4Yajw
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The Lion Assad is rubbing off on Empanada Man
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Jul 26, 2019 03:39
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the Iranian foreign minister visited Venezuela to attend a meeting of the non-aligned movement, and teach Maduro how to create his own version of the the Assad curse
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The Unnamed One posted:The Lion Assad is rubbing off on Empanada Man God is with those who are against Amerikkka
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Jul 26, 2019 05:08
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Same deal we offered Raoul Cedras back in 1994. As far as I know, that guy's still drinking bicardi in Panama on uncle sucker's dime. Works real well when the Enterprise is about to poo poo bombs all over your country, but not so well when you're sucking wind after a failed coup.
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The Unnamed One posted:The Lion Assad is rubbing off on Empanada Man why do i keep seeing people accuse max blumenthal/ben norton of being assadists when as far as i can tell they just think the white helmets are questionable and america should gently caress off. or is that it
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Jose posted:why do i keep seeing people accuse max blumenthal/ben norton of being assadists when as far as i can tell they just think the white helmets are questionable and america should gently caress off. or is that it That's it. They think if you don't want american intervention you support assad
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Jul 26, 2019 21:07
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Jose posted:why do i keep seeing people accuse max blumenthal/ben norton of being assadists when as far as i can tell they just think the white helmets are questionable and america should gently caress off. or is that it When you're a shitlib trying to defend the indefensible, in this case US imperialism, you obviously can't argue honestly so you have to fall back on the old trick of accusing everybody who disagrees with you of being a badman.
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Jul 26, 2019 21:09
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Yeah, "Assadist" is a term purely invented to smear people who dare objecting to US and its allies attempted overthrow of the Syrian government. The idea that Max Blumenthal for example is a "Baathist" would clearly laughable but somehow you change that to Assadist and people don't bat an eye at the absurdity, despite the fact that it's akin to calling those against the Iraq war "Husseinists," and despite the implication of the word "Assadist" that there's some special set of Assad-derived principles of government that the Lion outlined in some paper or book that Max et al uphold, like a Maoist to Mao or Leninist to Lenin.
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Jul 26, 2019 21:29
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Ufuk_Surekli posted:what is "Assadism", what are its key tenets? well, opposition to indiscriminate military violence by Britain is a tell-tale sign. if you find yourself saying things like "stop the killing", "bring our boys home" or "make love not war" then you are probably an Assadist. Assadists are big on peace - often they insist on things like a democratic vote before aerial bombardment of foreign countries can commence, which tends to slow things down and get in the way rather! some extreme Assadists may even continue to oppose overseas conquest once it's been ratified in the old-fashioned way. but regardless, you've got to admire the dogged commitment of the Assadists, even though we know that their demands, like "peaceable dialogue as a first resort", "no extralegal discretionary bombing powers for the British executive", etc., are just utopian fantasies. who can forget the iconic mahatma gandhi, whose Assadist tactics famously embarrassed the British empire in india? or the "conscientious Assadists" who foolishly refused to fight at the Somme and Verdun in WWI? Assadism may be a quaint and outdated view, but even though we disagree with it we must admit that Assadism - with its battlecry of "stop the war!" - was an intriguing part of the history of our great nation
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Fast Luck posted:Yeah, "Assadist" is a term purely invented to smear people who dare objecting to US and its allies attempted overthrow of the Syrian government. The idea that Max Blumenthal for example is a "Baathist" would clearly laughable but somehow you change that to Assadist and people don't bat an eye at the absurdity, despite the fact that it's akin to calling those against the Iraq war "Husseinists," and despite the implication of the word "Assadist" that there's some special set of Assad-derived principles of government that the Lion outlined in some paper or book that Max et al uphold, like a Maoist to Mao or Leninist to Lenin. assad has in fact does this, but it is the book of dark magick by which he cast the Lion's Curse
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Am I the only one that reads it as rear end-adist instead of assad-ist?
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Moridin920 posted:Am I the only one that reads it as rear end-adist instead of assad-ist? rear end Sadist
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if being assadist means wanting peace and turbo slamming beers with my boys and hot chicks, then buddy i guess i'm an assadist
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im a post-sadist
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Assad is a bad man, imo
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brugroffil posted:Assad is a bad man, imo rip
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https://twitter.com/jackryanamazon/...ingawful.com%2F Lmao
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Jim from the Office spends all season investing Juan Guaido's expense account trying to figure out how $10,000 was spent on room service in Bogota hotels one weekend.
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pretty good post on that thread: https://twitter.com/shrimpiro/status/1155282163534897152
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Jul 28, 2019 05:40
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you know you've hit the failed coup big-time when people start writing fanfiction about how you totally won actually
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quote:After tracking a potentially suspicious shipment of illegal arms in the Venezuelan jungle, CIA Officer Jack Ryan heads down to South America to investigate. As Jack’s investigation threatens to uncover a far-reaching conspiracy, the President of Venezuela launches a counter-attack that hits home for Jack, leading him and his fellow operatives on a global mission spanning the United States, UK, Russia, and Venezuela to unravel the President’s nefarious plot and bring stability to a country on the brink of chaos.
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Jul 28, 2019 05:48
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at long last, fnox gets his american intervention
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Jul 28, 2019 05:52
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West Wing for Sabine
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GoluboiOgon posted:President of Venezuela launches a counter-attack that hits home for Jack operator: jack youre going to want to sit down jack: what is it sarah operator: jack it's your family...president maduro has paid for your son's operation...his tumor is being removed as we speak jack: no operator: yes, your son's life has been saved, for free jack: nooooooo
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Yinlock posted:operator: jack youre going to want to sit down Cuban Doctors smiling menacingly
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Jul 28, 2019 06:09
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i hope they casted rainn wilson as maduro
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Tense season ending climax scene ruined as Maduro out of nowhere messily devours a plate of empanadas
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maduro: with my empanada ray, I can turn anything into an empanada mr. ryan. cats, cars, even people... I find newborns make the tastiest empanadas... jack ryan *growly voice*: you sick freak! I’ll stop you. the USA will stop you! maduro: stop me? I’ve already turned Washington DC into an empanada mr ryan. you’ve lost. your United States have lost jack ryan *crying*: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Condiv posted:maduro: with my empanada ray, I can turn anything into an empanada mr. ryan. cats, cars, even people... I find newborns make the tastiest empanadas...
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do you expect me to talk, maduro?! nooo, mr ryan, i expect you to taste good!
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Jim from the office makes faces at evil socialist man
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Guiado: THE PEOPLE OF VENEZUELA ARE WITHOUT POWER *cut to Maduro, he is messing with a circuit breaker when he notices that some fuses are missing* *cut to Jack Ryan*  (in all seriousness it is funny that Venezuela accuses the CIA of loving with them and then the neolibs all declare that to be patently absurd on its face but then the USA is also making a TV show about the CIA loving with Venezuela)
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Gonna assume this is about Guaidó https://www.twitter.com/NelsonSuniaga/status/906262384603525123
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