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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

PerniciousKnid posted:

Welcome to six hours ago scrub.

how dare you treat net me boys like that, he's an integral part of these forums

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im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

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OnceAndFuture DILF posted:

how dare you treat net me boys like that, he's an integral part of these forums

I use they/them pronouns but thank you

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

how dare I misgender net me boys, they're an integral part of these forums :mad:

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

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I know you didn't mean anything by it :)

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

im sorry net me boys, I have a good point, we should all be more accepting and inclusive

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
I cannot wait until the supreme court rules that "not having an amazon camera doorbell" is probable cause

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The kind of people who'd buy this would only use the first hole.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Tashilicious posted:

The kind of people who'd buy this would only use the first hole.

the others provide plausible deniability

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

"I can't remember the last time I audibly gasped at an onahole" is a hell of a statement regardless of the context

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Main Paineframe posted:

"I can't remember the last time I audibly gasped at an onahole" is a hell of a statement regardless of the context

I mean it is 100% possible to have a sex toy designed to make dicks feel awesome without


.... *that*

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

I just keep getting older but the assholes stay the same

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Repo Men vs The Juicers is getting p. fierce

They said you could leave electric scooters anywhere — then the repo men struck back

The multibillion-dollar dockless scooter industry is going after a repossessor and a bike shop owner who have 10,000 scooters languishing in a tow yard

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Eunice? Eunice Chantilly?!

Oh man, Dr Huxtable will be devastated.

Just tell him she's asleep.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lol those guys are "towing" the scooters (throwing them into their truck) and then the app employees the scooters pay five bucks to charge one at your house are trying to break into their impound lot to grab the scooters

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

healthy market competition and self-regulation

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

goatsestretchgoals posted:

Just tell him she's asleep.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

got any sevens posted:

so amazon runs ringwraiths and another evil spying company is called palantir. jfc

nerds rule the world and it loving sucks

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

lmao the free market finds a way

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!

im on the net me boys posted:

I know you didn't mean anything by it :)

while we’re on the subject, your username is one of my favs on the forums

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



im impressed, i wouldnt have thought to "tow" the scooters and hold them hostage, i just would have torn the batteries out like everyone else is doing

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

im on the net me boys posted:

I've been having a rough day
We know, and so does Amazon and the police

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

these guys are great

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
✧・゚: *✧・゚:*digital solutions for the homeless community*:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


please click on this article everyone it turns into a shadowrun scenario three paragraphs in

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Shear Modulus posted:

the others provide plausible deniability

Thry don't though, because only one of them is prolapsed.

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
That scooter article is amazing. Who would have thought operating in a legal grey area would have had consequences?

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

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Hey folks, just saying, you can buy these "conversion kits" for a lot of the scooters online for $30 so if you ever see one up for auction or something else...

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

im on the net me boys posted:

Hey folks, just saying, you can buy these "conversion kits" for a lot of the scooters online for $30 so if you ever see one on the street

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bedshaped posted:

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*digital solutions for the homeless community*:・゚✧*:・゚✧



if someone showed me this when I was homeless I would have actually killed myself on the spot

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
love 2 live in a digital house

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Farm Frenzy posted:

please click on this article everyone it turns into a shadowrun scenario three paragraphs in

literally Food Fight only with scooters and a scrap yard/parking lot

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

Taintrunner posted:

if someone showed me this when I was homeless I would have actually killed myself on the spot

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go


I wish you could use an image as a thread title because this is it

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Shear Modulus posted:

im impressed, i wouldnt have thought to "tow" the scooters and hold them hostage, i just would have torn the batteries out like everyone else is doing

my friend's neighbor modded one with an extra battery, dual wheel drive, and magnetic braking. i think he said he could go over 30 or 40 mph with it. less than $80 if u cannibalize the garbage scooters for parts

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003




I strongly recommend that you watch the video on decode homeless.com if you haven't already. I watched it five times now and I can't tell if it is a joke or not. On one hand it sounds sincere but on the other it gives off really strong Conner O'Malley "GET AT ME HOWARD!!!" vibes.

https://vimeo.com/297637857


Also this is their logo:

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
lmao the google search was as far as I could get before physical revulsion set in.

That's pretty funny.

breadshaped has issued a correction as of 15:51 on Jul 26, 2019

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

That logo has to be a joke

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
lmao

https://twitter.com/birdyword/status/1154570884570480641?s=21

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


Robot maids that clean your house AND cage fight?

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



StashAugustine posted:

That logo has to be a joke

It's getting really hard to tell what's a joke and what's not these days. I thought the fleshlight fourloko was a joke too but boy was I wrong on that one.


11. A giant artificial moon:

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