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Chichevache posted:I believe in Capitol punishment for treason and being Epstein. Death penalty is accessible only for people whose net worth exceeds US$2M with 100% tax on their estate to pay for it.
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Going to save a lot of money on extra curricular programs if no one signs up. Also star football players will mysteriously not be tested very often.
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So this was too good not to share.quote:A pro-Trump Republican candidate for Congress who is aiming to unseat Ilhan Omar in Minnesota has been charged with a felony after allegedly stealing from stores. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/25/danielle-stella-republican-ilhan-omar-charged-felony-qanon-trump Highlights from the article: quote:Stella is accused of stealing 279 items valued at $2,327.97 from a Target store in Edina, to the south-west of Minneapolis, on 8 January this year. She was arrested for the alleged theft after security staff called the police. Suffers from anxiety when around people, is running for Congress. quote:Stella has said publicly that she was the victim of a severe violent assault in 2008. She is charged with the thefts under her former surname, which the Guardian agreed not to report because she said it could endanger her safety. Requires anonymity for her safety, is running for Congress. quote:Describing Minneapolis during the interview as America’s “crime capital”, Stella falsely claimed that crime in the city had risen by 80% over the past year. According to Minneapolis police data, there has been a 10.7% uptick in serious crime year-on-year, following a 16.5% decline in 2018. quote:She added: “If I was guilty of crimes, I would never run for public office, putting myself in the public eye under a microscope to be attacked by all political sides.”
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1154501344323080192?s=19 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1154502673514684416?s=19 We do so much for Sweden like [checks note] ummm, allow IKEA to exist here?
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Jul 25, 2019 22:38
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Jul 25, 2019 22:43
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Dude made it halfway across the English channel on a hoverboard before being defeated by mother nature (and French OSHA). https://paleofuture.gizmodo.com/flyboard-inventor-fails-to-cross-the-english-channel-f-1836687026
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Arc Light posted:Dude made it halfway across the English channel on a hoverboard before being defeated by mother nature (and French OSHA). I'm terrified of those Frenchmen that were just on display. Quivering in my boots.
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1154501344323080192?s=19 This is hilarious because not only is this a completely disingenuous attempt at shedding the racism label BUt also ASAP Rocky had some old but negatively charged comments about Black Lives Matter, Ferguson and Black Solidarity as a whole start to circulate after he was arrested. SO much so that Black Twitter/Black forums are basically saying "Dont care, keep his rear end in Sweden ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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Pretty sure I can speak for a significant portion of the world population when I ask who that is, and why I, much less the President, should care if he got rolled up for assault in Sweden?
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A Bad Poster posted:Pretty sure I can speak for a significant portion of the world population when I ask who that is, and why I, much less the President, should care if he got rolled up for assault in Sweden? Rapper. He was walking down the street in Sweden and some people were following him and harassing him and his entourage. They asked them to stop following them and it got physical. Somethingsomething and then a video recorded by a bystander pops up of them stomping one of the people out that was following them. Maybe there’s more to it but that’s what I’ve managed to gather. I’m not saying it was justified to dish out an rear end whooping but the people were definitely harassing them and tried to fight ASAP’s 300lb security guard. Essentially the issue is getting blown up because he’s black and Trump doesn’t want to seem racist and this is the minimum he can do to try to prove that. colachute fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Jul 25, 2019 |
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Jul 26, 2019 00:06
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Well I guess I can support that... they don’t gently caress around.
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colachute posted:Rapper. He was walking down the street in Sweden and some people were following him and harassing him and his entourage. They asked them to stop following them and it got physical.
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Casimir Radon posted:Also Kanye asked for it. Donnie thinks rescuing one rich rapper will make every black person in the US forget about everything else he's done. well he should have gone with someone closer to his values like chris brown
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:well he should have gone with someone closer to his values like chris brown Nah he’s not a beater as far as we know. His tiny hands probably hold him back. He’s more of a R. Kelly.
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LingcodKilla posted:Nah he’s not a beater as far as we know. His tiny hands probably hold him back. He’s more of a R. Kelly. quote:Not only does the current frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination have a history of controversial remarks about sexual assault, but as it turns out, his ex-wife Ivana Trump once used “rape” to describe an incident between them in 1989. She later said she felt “violated” by the experience.
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Jul 26, 2019 01:42
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How the gently caress was Cohen a lawyer jesus loving christ
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Stravag posted:How the gently caress was Cohen a lawyer jesus loving christ He graduated from law school and passed a bar exam, it takes a hell of a lot to actually meet the vague definition of moral turpitude or poor integrity or whatever ethical/moral shortfalls are called in the industry. Like if you get busted with a car full of coke and a duffel of wrapped cash they'll be like "go to rehab and do this many pro bono hours and then take an ethics course, also pay some money into the legal education fund and don't do it again"
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Jul 26, 2019 02:21
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lol https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1154536159462035456?s=19
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FAUXTON posted:it takes a hell of a lot to actually meet the vague definition of moral turpitude or poor integrity or whatever ethical/moral shortfalls are called in the industry. loving apparently
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Stravag posted:loving apparently No I mean  https://www.floridabar.org/the-florida-bar-journal/impaired-attorneys-and-the-disciplinary-system/ And lawyers wonder why they're stereotyped
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Jul 26, 2019 02:36
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gently caress florida and gently caress lawyers and gently caress florida lawyers especially. No wonder so many lawyers become politicians
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Stravag posted:How the gently caress was Cohen a lawyer jesus loving christ In New York up until 1984 he would have been correct.
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Jul 26, 2019 02:56
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Cohen is also not really a lawyer, he's a fixer. He just has to scare people.
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Vasudus posted:Cohen is also not really a lawyer, he's a fixer. He just has to scare people. yeah they've tightened up a bunch of ethics stuff iirc so he'd probably have been suspended if not disbarred for a lot of his poo poo even if he'd never did any actual crimes.
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Stravag posted:gently caress florida and gently caress lawyers and gently caress florida lawyers especially. No wonder so many lawyers become politicians Huge slam on Mr Nice! out of nowhere!
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McNally posted:So this was too good not to share. As a side note, quote:Stella, a 31-year-old special education teacher, was reported this week to be a supporter of the baseless “QAnon” conspiracy theory about Donald Trump battling a global cabal of elite liberal paedophiles. Special education is where you'll find both the most overworked and dedicated people in education as well as the most lazy, useless, and mentally defective people. You go in to SpEd either because you're an incredibly resilient and idealistic teacher or because you're a worthless basket case who knows that SpEd never get fired.
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Customs is a bitch for everyone https://twitter.com/TheRealBuzz/status/1154568349910593537?s=19
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Milo and POTUS posted:https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Mass-Arrests-Marines-Camp-Pendleton-San-Diego-513200381.html?amp=y Queue 4 hour security briefings "Recognizing Human Smuggling". That must have been one hell of an uncomfortable formation, too.
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Anybody up for some body horror, courtesy of Arizona? This is probably  , just on the content. Dude actually tried to Frankenstein some body parts together  https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/dead-body-parts-frankenstein-dismembered-phoenix-arizona-lab-stephen-gore-a9021786.html Lab was raided in 2014, but apparently the agents’ testimony is just now becoming public. A bucket full of dicks, a woman’s head stitched on to a man’s body, and other horrors likely await.
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quote:The FBI followed a paper trail leading to the centre, run by owner Stephen Gore, which they said was profiting from dismembering and selling remains without donor consent. Oh come on
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Icon Of Sin posted:Anybody up for some body horror, courtesy of Arizona? quote:The FBI followed a paper trail leading to the centre, run by owner Stephen Gore, which they said was profiting from dismembering and selling remains without donor consent. Detective Bob McInvestigator and Dr. Alice Coroner were not available for comment. efb
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Icon Of Sin posted:Anybody up for some body horror, courtesy of Arizona? Oh man that's a Dollop right there.
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Jul 26, 2019 15:25
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Oh come on Whoever is running the simulation for the last few years has just gotten super loving lazy. Recommend reality for a TV show script or a novel and you'd be laughed out of the editor's office.
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bird food bathtub posted:Whoever is running the simulation for the last few years has just gotten super loving lazy. Recommend reality for a TV show script or a novel and you'd be laughed out of the editor's office. Theres a CSPAM thread where you pretend reality is a alpha paradox game. That sounds about right.
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The non-drinker wine expert has logged in https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...ingawful.com%2F Edit so it's not just a trump tweet: https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1...ingawful.com%2F Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Jul 26, 2019 |
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Jul 26, 2019 17:39
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We've just qualified to enter a sweepstakes in which we could have a shot at being one of the lucky finalists who could win a chance to submit a proposal for verbiage that could lead to a discussion about impeachment! 
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Hot Karl Marx posted:The non-drinker wine expert has logged in I love seeing dusty-rear end bottles of TRUMP wine go unsold month after month here in VA grocery/liquor stores
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