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cinni posted:St. Lawrence told WFLA last month his business has sold upwards of 6,000 policies since 1987. He says there have been two claims since the company formation—and only one big payout. Talk about burying the lede
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The War with the Newts will be short and easy to win. I appreciate you
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:I appreciate you 
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Pookah posted:Just came sprinting over to post this: Does a clown suit really count as fancy dress Absurd Alhazred posted:The War with the Newts will be short and easy to win.  as an intellectual I understood this reference
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quote:The War with the Newts will be short and easy to win. Pretty sure someone said this about the Emu War too.
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Carnotaurus posted:50 terabytes of hentai lost in time, like tears in rain. those aren't tears
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The wording on this is great because it implies that clowns are not human. They aren't, are they? 
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Phlegmish posted:Does a clown suit really count as fancy dress “Fancy dress” means “costumes” on Knifecrime Island.
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Proteus Jones posted:I thought they started cracking down on that? Or is anime given a pass there? Japan banned the possession of real life child pornography illegal five years ago. No way they're going after the cartoons any time soon.
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The best headline I've seen in a while: Cat Wrecks Video Game Stream By Barfing So Hard It Breaks a Computer
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Phlegmish posted:Does a clown suit really count as fancy dress If it's good enough for Agent 47...
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Antivehicular posted:The best headline I've seen in a while: Cat Wrecks Video Game Stream By Barfing So Hard It Breaks a Computer You try that with one a' your little Saturday morning bad boys! You'd be lucky just to change the thing's temperature!
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Bertrand Hustle posted:those aren't tears Avatar/post combo
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The Mosquitoes Are Coming for Us
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHBbJAIcnBI We’re prepared.
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ultrafilter posted:Brexit Party bus abandoned after 'losing control' while out and about on campaign trail Ain’t no party bus like a Brexit Party bus because a Brexit Party bus don’t stop.
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Indianapolis cop claims someone bit his McDonald’s sandwich, later remembers it was him
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gently caress yeah.
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AlbieQuirky posted:gently caress yeah. Why
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79-year-old woman sentenced to jail for feeding stray cats https://abc7news.com/pets-animals/7...2vx5HIAfkojt2rM "I used to have a neighbor that had a couple of cats and he moved away and when he moved away he left the cats," she told WJW-TV. Segula says the cats started showing up on her back porch. "I would always feed them and take care of them because I was worried about them and I'm a cat lover. And then, once my neighbors around here started being unhappy about it, then they called the animal warden," she said. She got her first citation in 2017, followed by three more. But her last citation required her to appear before Magistrate Jeffrey Short last week, who sentenced her to ten days in the Cuyahoga County jail. Segula's family was horrified. "I couldn't believe my mom was telling me that, for what's she's doing out here, feeding some stray animals, she gets ten days in the county jail. I couldn't believe it," said her son, Dave Pawlowski. "I'm sure people hear about the things that happen downtown in that jail. Not a lot of good things at all and they are going to let my 79-year-old mother go there?" In Garfield Heights, it is illegal to feed stray dogs and cats under Ordinance 505.23."
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Now where could my Granny be?cinni posted:79-year-old woman sentenced to jail for feeding stray cats GARFIELD!
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This is your reminder to never feed stray cats if you have even the slightest fondness for the concept of birdsong.
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Ruflux posted:I think they recently argued against a UN ban for such content, so I'm going to wager a "no" there It’s illegal to import to the United States—potentially. To my knowledge there has only been a single prosecution and the guy took a plea, but the first person who does not has a so/so chance in US court if they want to challenge it. This is because, the way the law is written, it could easily be applied to Vladimir Nabokov’s book Lolita. It is not illegal, in the United States, to view/look at/own any animated image or description in writing of things that gross the gently caress out of normal people (like stories about of underage people having sex) , at least to the best of my knowledge. It is just ordering them and importing them from overseas that’s bad. PS. I only know this because I taught a course on copyright law, and gaming speech, where this came up; however, that was like 7 years ago. Edit. Autocorrect. ZombieLenin has a new favorite as of 14:06 on Jul 31, 2019 |
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Splicer posted:This is your reminder to never feed stray cats if you have even the slightest fondness for the concept of birdsong. ... does anyone actually really care for birdsong? Genuinely curious. I don't want birds to go away, but if birdsong disappeared.... meh.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:... does anyone actually really care for birdsong? Birds are awesome you philistine.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:... does anyone actually really care for birdsong? I really like the sound of it and would miss it if it wasn't there
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:... does anyone actually really care for birdsong? Birdsong is wonderful.
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Splicer posted:This is your reminder to never feed stray cats if you have even the slightest fondness for the concept of birdsong. I took a stray cat and made her a very happy indoor cat 
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Was that lady who bowhunted a cat good or bad.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:... does anyone actually really care for birdsong? You do you, but birdsong is really popular with most people  Do you live somewhere where there are mostly birds with less interesting songs like crows and jays and sparrows?
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I don’t want to hear about the horny single birds in my area.
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Bird songs suck if they're from the crows that shout at each other at 5 AM outside my window, otherwise they're good
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