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I'm fairly sure that when you buy a new Harley you get an actual little certificate of validation that says "this is an official hog made by the Harley Davidson motor company" lol
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Jesus h gently caress The only bike I've ever bought new was a KLR, and you know what came with it? A KLR man, in retrospect most of my bikes have been dad as gently caress except for the Sherpa. What's wrong with me.
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Jul 25, 2019 17:36
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Cosplay for dads
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Jul 25, 2019 18:14
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Sagebrush posted:I'm fairly sure that when you buy a new Harley you get an actual little certificate of validation that says "this is an official hog made by the Harley Davidson motor company" lol This is 100% true and I believe it's called a certificate of authenticity.
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You gotta have that certificate of authenticity or people will think you bought one of the Japanese cruisers that is better in every single way and LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT PEARL HARBOR
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Jul 25, 2019 21:08
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If you own a Ducati, you can send the vin to Italy and get your official Ducati Owner’s Card. I flashed that bitch at bars and got to the front of the line.  Then I was promptly laughed at and kicked out for being poor because it was a used Monster.
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Jul 25, 2019 22:55
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Ripoff posted:If you own a Ducati, you can send the vin to Italy and get your official Ducati Owner’s Card. I flashed that bitch at bars and got to the front of the line. Cutting it out of the head stock must be such a oval office, typical Italians 
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Jul 25, 2019 23:34
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Ripoff posted:Dumb boomer memes are dumb and all, but the “trophy or recognition plaque” is especially confounding because Harley-Davidson literally operates stores full of branded junk (my favorite garbage being the Harley wall clock which revs at you on the hour, something I’ve literally seen hanging in a guy’s office) and no motorcycles. I wanna clock that fuckin' revs at me. I want "cross-plane R1 dopplering away" though, not "potato"
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Jul 27, 2019 15:34
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Elviscat posted:I wanna clock that fuckin' revs at me. Only revs at 12 o clock.
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Jul 27, 2019 16:10
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today i followed a guy on a harley wearing a t-shirt that said IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS FLAG  I'LL HELP YOU PACK
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Jul 28, 2019 07:09
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Sagebrush posted:today i followed a guy on a harley wearing a t-shirt that said Maybe he's got a moving company that helps people move to Canada?
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Sagebrush posted:today i followed a guy on a harley wearing a t-shirt that said IT RIGHT INTO THE FIRE! gently caress yeah freedom of speech motherfucker
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Jul 28, 2019 07:44
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Sagebrush posted:today i followed a guy on a harley wearing a t-shirt that said The 18 states?
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Jul 28, 2019 10:53
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pun pundit posted:The 18 states? That's obviously a cropped version, you can't contain a full 50 states worth of freedom on a simple cotton t-shirt
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Jul 28, 2019 17:39
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Sagebrush posted:I'm fairly sure that when you buy a new Harley you get an actual little certificate of validation that says "this is an official hog made by the Harley Davidson motor company" lol luv my certified hog
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Jul 28, 2019 19:35
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Sagebrush posted:today i followed a guy on a harley wearing a t-shirt that said 
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Jul 29, 2019 07:51
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more thoughts on bikes with soulquote:You can accuse me of being anthropomorphic, sentimental and silly, but some bikes definitely have soul. Other machines too.
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:more thoughts on bikes with soul "My weapon speaks to me when it thinks no-one is listening" CALL A PRIEST MAYBE A RABBI, I LIKED THAT DYBBUK BOX MOVIE WITH MATISYAHU
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quote:You can accuse me of being anthropomorphic, sentimental and silly, but some bikes definitely have soul. Other machines too. Well, at least he's self-aware. Just not enough to stop himself from gushing about his toys. Is it too hard to just say "this bike/tool/whatever has quirks that appeal to me"?
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that's not soul, that's oil
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He'd be lucky if it's only oil, it's probably gas
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Jazzzzz posted:
I wish more people would say that. Its as if they have to justify owning an expensive toy by making it some deep personal thing. It's almost competitive, too. Like "because I recognize x bike has 'soul,' I'm therefore on a deeper level than the rest of the unwashed masses." :jerkoff:
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Thread is: Proper etiquette for passing *slow* groupsquote:Has happened to me. Just passed as conditions allowed, slotted in when I had to. I didn't try to rip past them as I could see a few ladies riders I didn't want to startle. Just few horn beeps as I progressed thru the herd quote:If you're going to pass groups of pirates, just watch out for any hunched-over riders on sportsters. That would be the bitch/poa/so of the nearby badass. Do not cut her off or put her into the weeds with your superior motorcycling display. Guaranteed your day will end badly.
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I hate big groups of motorcycle riders on the freeway, even the few sportbike clubs you see are obnoxious. If you're holding up my land boat in the fast lane, you need to learn to ride faster or just not form huge swarms on the freeway
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HenryJLittlefinger posted:Thread is: Proper etiquette for passing *slow* groups Beware of the woman rider in the middle of the group that she shall not take fright as you pass her. Do not explode the exhaust box at her. Go smoothingly by.
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Beware of the woman rider in the middle of the group that she shall not take fright as you pass her. Do not explode the exhaust box at her. Go smoothingly by. Shall I not tootle melodiously?
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Beware of the woman rider in the middle of the group that she shall not take fright as you pass her. Do not explode the exhaust box at her. Go smoothingly by. Women in traffic: functionally identical to horses. Mechanical horses you ride in traffic: metaphorically identical to women.
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I puzzled on this for a bit, I think it's piece-of-rear end.
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Slavvy posted:Women in traffic: functionally identical to horses. Poor Brenda. Thought of passing and died.
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Slavvy posted:Women in traffic: functionally identical to horses. Buncha horse fuckers over there, I tell you what.
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Chris Knight posted:Poor Brenda. Thought of passing and died. You just tattooed this on my soul
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quote:If, during the afternoon commute, a forced detour routes me through Malt Liquor country in order to exit the city (as has happened), what of the exhortation that I "should not be going there?" Do the indigs with bad intent give me a pass because, hey, it wasn't my choice to ride through the 'hood that day?
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Pretty sure the site's only named ADVRider because racistboomersonbikes.com was already registered
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This is the most effort ever undertaken to not say the nword
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idk what's wrong with these guys riding through the poor parts of the city is literally the greatest thing ever you pop one loving wheelie and everyone and their cousins comes out to get a snapchat video and everyone's cheering and having a good time
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That's my experience living in a poor part of a poor town too, also street parked my R1 and my FZ6 and never had either hosed with, lots of kids coming up to me to ask questions while I'm gearing up, "is it fast?" "Does it wheelie?" Etc. Move out to lily-white semi-rural Trump country and my loving brand new dirt bike gets jacked in under 24 loving hours.
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