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Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Jose posted:

ferguson is telling man utd to spend £50m on john mcginn who's granddad he just happens to be friends with

A Villa fan should post the goal he scored yesterday

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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

CyberPingu posted:

Sami Khedira was spotted at the Emirates today.

Another sicknote midfielder, sounds perfect for Arsenal.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Blue Star Error posted:

A Villa fan should post the goal he scored yesterday

Sign him up Ole.

Probably a better deal than trying to sign that mong from Newcastle for £30m.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005


lol

Dog Pipes
Jan 17, 2015

Blue Star Error posted:

A Villa fan should post the goal he scored yesterday

With pleasure: https://twitter.com/AVFCOfficial/status/1155388672545452034?s=19

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001

CyberPingu posted:

Sami Khedira was spotted at the Emirates today.

Maybe Khedira has had enough bench recovery time to run like mad for a final season?

Has Torreira fallen out of favor?

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

just figured out that they don't speak English there, either

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

funkybottoms posted:

just figured out that they don't speak English there, either

There aren't any decent golf courses near the club

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
Gareth Bail

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
Apparently Florentino Perez called off the move because the transfer fee wasn't big enough.

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001
maybe theyre assuming that Zidane will be gone by Christmas

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Reprisal posted:

Maybe Khedira has had enough bench recovery time to run like mad for a final season?

Has Torreira fallen out of favor?

No, but Arsenal’s midfield is really lacking in depth. Also apparently khedira is just there watching the Emirates cup so who knows what the hell is going on.

E: also Khedira seems like an awful idea for a team with problems with its wage bill.

blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Jul 28, 2019

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
surely khedira is at the point in his career where he'd be best off enjoying an eight figure paycheck and guaranteed playing time with minimal training effort for some middle eastern team

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

bewbies posted:

surely khedira is at the point in his career where he'd be best off enjoying an eight figure paycheck and guaranteed playing time with minimal training effort for some middle eastern team

He is

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


He'd be playing at the Emirates half the time.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
When you think about it, getting paid 600K a week to basically do nothing but continually piss Zidane off with your mere presence is a pretty sweet gig

e: Weren't there rumors when Zidane returned that Perez promised him Bale would be gone in the summer window? If so, :lol::lol:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Lmao apparently Leicester have rejected offers from Utd for McGuire as they want most of the 80m up front as "They are not convinced Utd are going to qualify for the CL anytime soon" which was one of the addons

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Re: Khedira to Arsenal, isnt he Özil's BFF?

Also lol at the Real Board blocking Bale's China move

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

CyberPingu posted:

Lmao apparently Leicester have rejected offers from Utd for McGuire as they want most of the 80m up front as "They are not convinced Utd are going to qualify for the CL anytime soon" which was one of the addons

But what have Leicester said about Harry Maguire?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

John McGinn is probably good enough to be backup at United tbh

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

MrBling posted:

Apparently Florentino Perez called off the move because the transfer fee wasn't big enough.

That seems really bizarre, unless it's not actually Transfer Fee but rather haggling over how much of Bale's remaining wages Real is going to pay.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Eric the Mauve posted:

That seems really bizarre, unless it's not actually Transfer Fee but rather haggling over how much of Bale's remaining wages Real is going to pay.

It’s probably that because Real were going to let him leave for free to get his wages off of their books.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

What happened for Madrid and the fans to hate him?
It seems like he’s still amazing?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Zidane

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

Bape Culture posted:

What happened for Madrid and the fans to hate him?
It seems like he’s still amazing?

They're Spanish cunts

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Bape Culture posted:

What happened for Madrid and the fans to hate him?
It seems like he’s still amazing?

He's bald(ing) and yet not a fraud?

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Bape Culture posted:

What happened for Madrid and the fans to hate him?
It seems like he’s still amazing?

These are the same fans that booed ronaldo

Gigi Galli posted:

He's bald(ing) and yet not a fraud?

He's balding in such a weird way, like his hairline seems pretty thick and hasn't receded but he's losing it on the top. Dude just needs to get a hair transplant and fill that top bit in so he can lose the lovely bun.

Just Chamber fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jul 28, 2019

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

Bape Culture posted:

What happened for Madrid and the fans to hate him?
It seems like he’s still amazing?

1. Madrid has an awful toxic culture.
2. He’s not Spanish.
3. They gave him a ridiculous contract he could never live up to.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Eric the Mauve posted:

When you think about it, getting paid 600K a week to basically do nothing but continually piss Zidane off with your mere presence is a pretty sweet gig

e: Weren't there rumors when Zidane returned that Perez promised him Bale would be gone in the summer window? If so, :lol::lol:

Why would Zidane care if bale was still at the club? He could just banish him to the u11s and never see him again

uli2000
Feb 23, 2015

Bacon Terrorist posted:

Re: Khedira to Arsenal, isnt he Özil's BFF?


He got replaced by Turkish president Recip Ergodan as BFF

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Bale likes to eat dinner early whereas his teammates like to go for around 11pm.

(One of the trash dailies legit reported this)

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



BWV posted:

Bale likes to eat dinner early whereas his teammates like to go for around 11pm.

(One of the trash dailies legit reported this)

Bale just likes to do intermittent (goal) fasting

Smeef
Aug 15, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!



Pillbug
The Spanish just don’t know how to properly motivate Bale (a large black monolith)

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Smeef posted:

The Spanish just don’t know how to properly motivate Bale (a large black monolith)

Maybe they should make his national dish, a stew of meat and vegetables.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
https://twitter.com/diegotorresro/status/1155745806248501254?s=20


quote:

RM sources: Hazard came to Montreal 7kg overweight, since then he’s only lost a part of it.

Eatin' Hazard

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Montreal poutine won’t help

tao of lmao
Oct 9, 2005

Cutrone getting his medical either tonight or tomorrow, and the team is still working on signing Ruben Dias as well.

If we do Vallejo, Cutrone, and Dias, that will be a hell of a summer.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Rémy Cabella, Newcastle failure, has gone to Russia. I’m sure this will work well for the Corsican man

An Actual Bear
Feb 15, 2012


big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Rémy Cabella, Newcastle failure, has gone to Russia. I’m sure this will work well for the Corsican man

Was he the one that went to Marseille and proceeded to score 25 odd goals in the farmers Ligue or am I thinking of a different Newcastle French winger who was short and poo poo?

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



An Actual Bear posted:

Was he the one that went to Marseille and proceeded to score 25 odd goals in the farmers Ligue or am I thinking of a different Newcastle French winger who was short and poo poo?

You’re thinking of Florian Thauvin, who has an extremely punchable face like Nasri

Cabella had big hair and showed up to a game in a tuxedo once

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