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the bitcoin of weed posted:the arctic air mass is wandering south, soon the hot european air mass will migrate north to take its place and melt everything left up there
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Kassad posted:Losing 10°C or 15°C in one day is pretty wild, that's true. You are like a little baby
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Jul 27, 2019 15:46
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the way Europeans talk about weather seriously makes me wonder how any of them survived moving to the American midwest
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Jul 27, 2019 15:54
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Buildings in the Midwest aren't built solely to retain heat, for one.
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Crazycryodude posted:I think the cold weather most of Europe and North America is getting/just got is the remnants of the polar cell shattering and flying off, so that's cool and good and will probably end with the entire Arctic even more on fire than it already is isn't it uncontroversial at this point to say the polar vortex is deteriorating and will cool Europe while melting the ice caps
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Jul 27, 2019 16:27
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BoE 2020
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RandomPauI posted:Buildings in the Midwest aren't built solely to retain heat, for one. lol owned by the little ice age
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semi-lol at a few of the dorky euro area youtube channels I watch who are all apologizing for sweating a bit due to it being very hot outside
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The entire arctic being on fire is normal and good actually
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:The entire arctic being on fire is normal and good actually Well you're half right anyway!
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here's a lovely stat from a ten day old article I just got around to reading - that day the water off nome ak in the Arctic ocean was hotter than the water off San Fransisco in the Pacific (60 vs 56). cool and good
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Its Coke posted:isn't it uncontroversial at this point to say the polar vortex is deteriorating and will cool Europe while melting the ice caps Also the gulf stream may eventually stop, cooling Europe significantly while the avg temp of the planet still rises.
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Also the gulf stream may eventually stop, cooling Europe significantly while the avg temp of the planet still rises. "may" "eventually" lol
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Addamere posted:"may" "eventually" Afaik that's far enough out that we dont really know and we'll be so deep in water wars and migration crises and disease outbreaks that its a minor footnote lmao
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Jul 29, 2019 17:11
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gulf steam dead already? good thing europe no longer exists!
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Jul 29, 2019 17:12
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WoodrowSkillson posted:Also the gulf stream may eventually stop, cooling Europe significantly while the avg temp of the planet still rises. the gulf stream weakening is also supposed to impact the trade winds which is apparently gonna turn the midwest into a frozen moonscape and make the UK uninhabitable
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the gulf stream weakening is also supposed to impact the trade winds which is apparently gonna turn the midwest into a frozen moonscape and make the UK uninhabitable hell yeah
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Keep in mind it also moves heat out so the south will become even hotter
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the gulf stream weakening is also supposed to impact the trade winds which is apparently gonna turn the midwest into a frozen moonscape and make the UK uninhabitable Finally some relief.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the gulf stream weakening is also supposed to impact the trade winds which is apparently gonna turn the midwest into a frozen moonscape and make the UK uninhabitable wouldn't the gulf stream shutting down increase the amount of energy in the gulf air that makes it up to the midwest and causes all that rain when it meets cold canadian air?
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the gulf stream weakening is also supposed to impact the trade winds which is apparently gonna turn the midwest into a frozen moonscape and make the UK uninhabitable I thought the midwest is already a frozen moonscape in the winter? Or do you mean permanently
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the gulf stream weakening is also supposed to impact the trade winds which is apparently gonna turn the midwest into a frozen moonscape and make the UK uninhabitable this is false because it's not physically possible to have colder winters than the midwest does. temperatures scales don't go that low. nice try though
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hobbesmaster posted:wouldn't the gulf stream shutting down increase the amount of energy in the gulf air that makes it up to the midwest and causes all that rain when it meets cold canadian air? russian mud season when it's not frozen yeah
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Equable climate won't be relief, the last time it happened we had palm trees and 'gators as far as the north pole and the average surface temperature of the ocean was like 35C / 95F everywhere. It'll be perma-heatwave.
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:I thought the midwest is already a frozen moonscape in the winter? Or do you mean permanently Without the gulf stream and trade winds, the globe will lose most of its temperate season cycles. For northern, sub-arctic latitudes like the UK and the Midwest, this means we'll just be cold all year long with sleet or slush or mud when we're not frozen solid. For sub-tropical latitudes it'll just be hot all year long but somewhat less hot during the winter. There will remain some seasonal variation, but not nearly as much as today. The hotter temperatures will creep toward the poles as runaway global warming continues until eventually it's hot everywhere and we have alligators at the poles again. The end, no moral.
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I guess I follow you but where does Dennis hopper's pirate gang get the gas for their jet skis?
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And where do the smokers get their cigarettes?
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Its Coke posted:this is false because it's not physically possible to have colder winters than the midwest does. temperatures scales don't go that low. nice try though As someone who grew up in central Alaska, lol.
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im excited to have a little gator claus ornament on my plastic xmas tree to take my mind off the canabalism and privation of daily life
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time for a thread title update https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1156924542696116224?s=20
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coalnado again?
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my doctor recommends a coalnado every year to catch butt cancer
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Aug 1, 2019 14:57
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I wonder if it could be a coalfirenado if it really tried hard
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DesperateDan posted:I wonder if it could be a coalfirenado if it really tried hard Maybe if it puts in extra time at the bootstraps factory
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DesperateDan posted:I wonder if it could be a coalfirenado if it really tried hard aerosolized coal? it would probably explode
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https://twitter.com/Laurie_Garrett/status/1157015875276464129 Too bad Greenland won't exist anymore.
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Addamere posted:https://twitter.com/Laurie_Garrett/status/1157015875276464129 Ah, but that's where you're wrong. Since all that pesky ice is melting away to reveal productive earth, Greenland is the rare place that is existing even more. It's the rest of us that won't exist.
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this is a moderate-to-mild summer here in texas. it also hasn't rained a drop in five weeksBakanogami posted:Ah, but that's where you're wrong. Since all that pesky ice is melting away to reveal productive earth, Greenland is the rare place that is existing even more. i bet the glaciers melting in ten years instead of ten thousand will affect topsoil creation
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