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Bilirubin posted:Just got to work in some bear cells now Do you want alzabos? Because that's how you get alzabos.
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Jul 30, 2019 04:29
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Larry Parrish posted:idk. im not a doctor but it seems like research that could share a lot of insight into how stem cells work, especially human stem cells. thats on top of how its trying to develop a method to grow artificial surrogate organs Still seems cruel to the poor donor mice crawling around with human penises.
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Jul 30, 2019 04:36
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this is gonna lead to a virus that makes your organs grow on the outside
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Jul 30, 2019 04:41
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Taintrunner posted:they're going to raise up a generation of humans with hosed up animal brains that'll make them into more subservient laborers "My gift to industry is the genetically engineered worker, or Genejack. Specially designed for labor, the Genejack's muscles and nerves are ideal for his task, and the cerebral cortex has been atrophied so that he can desire nothing except to perform his duties. Tyranny, you say? How can you tyrannize someone who cannot feel pain?" -- Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, Essays on Mind and Matter
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Jul 30, 2019 04:41
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Taintrunner posted:they're going to raise up a generation of humans with hosed up animal brains that'll make them into more subservient laborers But Republicans already exist
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Jul 30, 2019 05:08
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Platystemon posted:Unfortunately, this is the shittiest possible cyberpunk dystopia and you know exactly what organs they’re making. Replacement hearts for Dick Cheney?
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Jul 30, 2019 05:12
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Screaming Idiot posted:But Republicans already exist Republicans will be the ones making it legal to own horsebrain laborers. Democrats will try to slide in an ethical treatment clause until their donors shut them down.
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Jul 30, 2019 05:36
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Technically that's half the point of the various un-personing of immigrants. That and the fact that prison slave labor is specifically allowed in the constitution.Trabisnikof posted:I want to see those Disney video about mandatory smiling so bad. Don't got that, but how about a documentary on industrial musicals. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtubs_Over_Broadway
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Jul 30, 2019 06:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S58CcRQcuuw&t=165s
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Jul 30, 2019 06:33
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Taintrunner posted:horsebrain laborers. 
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Jul 30, 2019 06:43
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PerniciousKnid posted:Still seems cruel to the poor donor mice crawling around with human penises. oh sure like you'd turn down getting a horse dong if offered
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Jul 30, 2019 06:56
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Abe is tired of losing the fight against the declining population and has decided to strike at the very heart of the issue: creating real cat girls
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Jul 30, 2019 06:58
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PerniciousKnid posted:Still seems cruel to the poor donor mice crawling around with human penises. compared to the stuff that happens to mice in labs right now, human dicks isn't really so bad
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Jul 30, 2019 07:05
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Grapplejack posted:Abe is tired of losing the fight against the declining population and has decided to strike at the very heart of the issue: creating real cat girls god bless you abe-san do catgirls have litters? very efficient if so
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Jul 30, 2019 07:15
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SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:What about bi-weekly? (i know you meant money) tbh I don't think any other than monthly is even a thing here
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Jul 30, 2019 08:02
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Jul 30, 2019 08:04
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This is what heroes look like
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Jul 30, 2019 08:57
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Used to live here and work in a pharmacy. Lotta meth manufacturing. This though? This is good praxis.
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Jul 30, 2019 09:04
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Paramemetic posted:Used to live here and work in a pharmacy. Lotta meth manufacturing. This though? This is good praxis. It's from a parody account
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Jul 30, 2019 09:05
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all cultures have their own myths and heroes
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Jul 30, 2019 09:29
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Paramemetic posted:Used to live here and work in a pharmacy. Lotta meth manufacturing. This though? This is good praxis. Original image is one of the few reasons to be proud to be Australian.
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Jul 30, 2019 11:01
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Rated PG-34 posted:I sure hope these humans at least taste good If I could get verbal consent from the animal before eating it it sure would clear up some ethical dilemmas I live with. Maybe put a little flash drive with a clip of the animan assuring me that it wants it this way in the package with the meat. Yeah. Then it wouldn’t bother me anymore. mysterious frankie has issued a correction as of 14:43 on Jul 30, 2019 |
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Jul 30, 2019 14:38
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Yall can laugh at the pigmen but they're gonna unlock the gene for huge pig balls and I'm not gonna miss out on that AUGmentation
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Jul 30, 2019 14:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAF35dekiAY&t=137s
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Jul 30, 2019 16:03
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Prav posted:god bless you abe-san Of course not, they use the toilet like anybody else, silly.
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Jul 30, 2019 16:47
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ekuNNN posted:Japan Approves Groundbreaking Experiment Bringing Human-Animal Hybrids to Term https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOEuY5lWENg
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Jul 30, 2019 16:49
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genetically modifying embryos so that they won't develop essential organs, making them unable to survive outside the womb unless the researchers intervene to artifically insert organs, sounds like the prologue of a sci-fi eugenics dystopia story to me
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Jul 30, 2019 16:54
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Oryx & Crake pigoons
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Jul 30, 2019 16:59
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purple death ray posted:Yall can laugh at the pigmen but they're gonna unlock the gene for huge pig balls and I'm not gonna miss out on that AUGmentation 
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Jul 30, 2019 17:03
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Main Paineframe posted:genetically modifying embryos so that they won't develop essential organs, making them unable to survive outside the womb unless the researchers intervene to artifically insert organs, sounds like the prologue of a sci-fi eugenics dystopia story to me why wouldn't you want to give your child the benefits of a Johnson & Johnson DuraHeart? Peace of mind is basically free at $249.99/month with a BPM limit of 100. Upgrade to the platinum 200bpm package and enjoy feats such as running, and more!!
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Jul 30, 2019 17:04
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bring back old gbs posted:why wouldn't you want to give your child the benefits of a Johnson & Johnson DuraHeart? Peace of mind is basically free at $249.99/month with a BPM limit of 100. Upgrade to the platinum 200bpm package and enjoy feats such as running, and more!!  Too real.
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Jul 30, 2019 17:18
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bring back old gbs posted:why wouldn't you want to give your child the benefits of a Johnson & Johnson DuraHeart? Peace of mind is basically free at $249.99/month with a BPM limit of 100. Upgrade to the platinum 200bpm package and enjoy feats such as running, and more!! i was thinking more like: sorry, we knocked out your heart-development genes when you were arrested last month, so any children you have won't be able to develop hearts on their own and you'll have to buy a Johnson & Johnson Duraheart if you want the child to survive birth. don't forget to apply early, because we're not allowed to issue prenatal organs to anyone who hasn't been granted an organ license by the Department of Real Americans that the Trump Jr Administration established last year to make sure we don't sell organs to the wrong sorts of unborn babies
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Jul 30, 2019 17:22
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*eyes light up with dollar signs* Designer Appendices.
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Jul 30, 2019 17:27
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Main Paineframe posted:i was thinking more like: Why wouldn't you want to lock your future unpersons into a life contingent on obedience, by giving them vital organs that require regular service/injections/etc for survival? Unless we're assuming that's just the standard being enforced, and procreating a fully viable lifeform both costs extra and requires the right skin color.
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Jul 30, 2019 17:33
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picturing some cops logging in to a suspects organs to slow him down enough to catch up to him, but leaving just enough energy to resist arrest and catch a beating
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Jul 30, 2019 17:39
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im on the net me boys posted:It's from a parody account I couldn't tell because this is how Portsmouth is, but I admit I did have a hard time believing they'd have the budget for drones.
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Jul 30, 2019 17:43
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bring back old gbs posted:picturing some cops logging in to a suspects organs to slow him down enough to catch up to him, but leaving just enough energy to resist arrest and catch a beating Shut down blood flow to prevent suspect from bleeding on nice clean cop uniforms.
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Jul 30, 2019 17:55
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SlothfulCobra posted:Shut down blood flow to prevent suspect from bleeding on nice clean cop uniforms. Lmao App Cops is terrifying
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Jul 30, 2019 18:08
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"stop or I'll give you a stroke" "okay I surrender" "...........eh *pushes stroke button anyway*"
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Jul 30, 2019 18:18
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Once again, The Buggles are proven correct
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