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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

That's how you give toddlers the good phobias.

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Regy Rusty posted:

They don't seem nearly alarmed enough for this situation

It's only a baby lion. There's a limited amount it can eat.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Just keep smiling, Putin won't have you murdered.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Regy Rusty posted:

They don't seem nearly alarmed enough for this situation

it's because that is what they wanted to happen. it's a demonstration of their new patented lion proof baby clothing.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
What's up with that lovecraftian apple?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/P0gsUzR.gifv

Edit: Eh, comments say it was spliced together from two separate videos...yeah look at the shadow under moma gator.

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 13:02 on Jul 28, 2019

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo

Dannywilson posted:

That's how you give toddlers the good phobias.

I mean, as far as phobias go, fear of mountain lions doesn't seem like the worst one to have.

e: oops, my browser was being fucky and didn't load the bit in italics. agreed!

Beartaco has a new favorite as of 13:30 on Jul 28, 2019

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


But wait there’s more

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




That's entirely too many cheetos dude

It's probably for the better that you spilled that

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



anyone in here think there may be a better way?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Those are amazing and there are a couple I haven't seen before.

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016




I'm both people

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Play this


Then this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A&t=39s

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007




This dude is clearly drunk as gently caress

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
https://i.imgur.com/2xU701n.mp4

I don't get it? gently caress you ma for bringing me this gigantic za?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

apatheticman posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2xU701n.mp4

I don't get it? gently caress you ma for bringing me this gigantic za?

Day 45: I hosed up the KD again, and the kids are getting tired of Pizza.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

apatheticman posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2xU701n.mp4

I don't get it? gently caress you ma for bringing me this gigantic za?

"Come on, you can't mix Italian American and Chinese food, what's wrong with you?"

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Chinizza. Chicken fried rice pizza could be the next big thing!

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Sound
https://i.imgur.com/kdUAtU7.mp4

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006


Hardbass slav style, very good

AzureSkys
Apr 27, 2003


Looks like someone got a divorce.

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

Regy Rusty posted:

They don't seem nearly alarmed enough for this situation

If I am remembering correctly, this is Australia.

They are used to having animals eat their children.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

CollegeCop posted:

If I am remembering correctly, this is Australia.

They are used to having animals eat their children.

I vaguely recall it was Mexico? I think it was live and so they were all just pretending everything was under control

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RVL-zD_sIo

The kid was acting distressed which triggered the prey response. I've seen it with the tigers at the zoo I work at. If a kid is crying or screaming outside their enclosure, they are right there at the fence, staring with these really intense eyes.

SulfurMonoxideCute has a new favorite as of 15:46 on Jul 29, 2019

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Picnic Princess posted:

The kid was acting distressed which triggered the prey response. I've seen it with the tigers at the zoo I work at. If a kid is crying or screaming outside their enclosure, they are right there at the fence, staring with these really intense eyes.

I’ve seen Harpy Eagles track infants and toddlers too. The more observant parents are like “look, they want to play with you!”

No you imbecile, you’re just not as high on the food chain as you think you are.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/OOCCreature/status/1155862078667837440

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Picnic Princess posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RVL-zD_sIo

The kid was acting distressed which triggered the prey response. I've seen it with the tigers at the zoo I work at. If a kid is crying or screaming outside their enclosure, they are right there at the fence, staring with these really intense eyes.

One of the many reasons why is such an idiotic idea to drag a lion around in a collar like it was just some big dog, no matter how trained it is supposed to be

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Another with sound
https://i.imgur.com/YkIwTQr.mp4

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

AzureSkys posted:

Looks like someone got a divorce.

It's weird because both of those scenes look fine. Hooray, mom got all the soda in that glass and now has brought us a huge pizza.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Gromit posted:

It's weird because both of those scenes look fine. Hooray, mom got all the soda in that glass and now has brought us a huge pizza.

See what happens when Mom successfully pours a glass of soda?? She decides to seek employment as a server, loses track of how finances work and buys a 2nd! dinner! AND has been corrupted by the "career woman" syndrome and forgotten about the children's deadly LacTose IntoLeRance.

Stay vigilant, AmeriMans.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Nothing like a little jazz and bebaaaap.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

MrYenko posted:

I’ve seen Harpy Eagles track infants and toddlers too. The more observant parents are like “look, they want to play with you!”

No you imbecile, you’re just not as high on the food chain as you think you are.

Africa’s crowned eagle is known to prey on human children.

There are no document attacks by harpy eagles, but anything that eats monkeys is suspect.

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

Unperson_47 posted:

What even is this? Blobfish/rat hybrid?

It has been pet assiduously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-0HRs0FY2U

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Platystemon posted:

Africa’s crowned eagle is known to prey on human children.


Wikipedia posted:

In another case, the skull of a human child was found in the nest of a crowned eagle pair.

In the famed Taung deposit in South Africa, a skull from a child Australopithecus africanus, a possible ancestor of human beings, led to considerable speculation. Ultimately referred to as the Taung Child and estimated to weigh 9 to 11 kg (20 to 24 lb), the child became the type specimen for its species. The child appeared to have died from a clean row of piercing to its skull. Scholarly examination of the piercings has led scientists to believe that the specimen was seemingly killed by an eagle, of which the crowned eagle is the most likely candidate.[84][85] This predatory relationship has led to much hypothesizing as to whether Stephanoaetus eagles may have partially shaped human evolution, with small early primate ancestors having evolved towards larger body sizes and larger brains due to the reduced probability of eagle predation with these features.[8][16][84]

Unperson_47 has a new favorite as of 07:29 on Jul 30, 2019

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Some top quality street fighter fan art here...

https://i.imgur.com/q9DETQb.mp4

Mr Shiny Pants
Nov 12, 2012
They should have stripped the powercable and put Blanka on that. :)

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/2AeAacZ.mp4

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
Linda disappointed that wasn’t a Rube-Goldberg.

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


dialhforhero posted:

Linda disappointed that wasn’t a Rube-Goldberg.



Linda's a bit of a bitch

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I bring tidings from Men's Humor

https://i.imgur.com/P6D1rZx.gifv

I love how the coach gets legit mad

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