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Tonight is probably gonna be boring. They're gonna ignore Marianne. Bullock, Ryan, Klob, Hickenlooper, and Delaney all really wish they were in the debate with Biden because they can't gain much by attacking Bernie or Warren. Beto and Buttigeig will try to out Obama each other, Buttigieg will do a better job of it. Bernie and Warren will passive aggressively complement each other. And no matter what happens they'll declare Warren and Bittigeig "won" the debate.
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Jul 30, 2019 20:30
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wait poo poo is the bernie one tonight I can't keep up with these
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bernie's head looks massive here e: could be an optical illusion from being placed next to a pinhead though Stevie Lee has issued a correction as of 20:36 on Jul 30, 2019 |
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Thoguh posted:Tonight is probably gonna be boring. They're gonna ignore Marianne. Bullock, Ryan, Klob, Hickenlooper, and Delaney all really wish they were in the debate with Biden because they can't gain much by attacking Bernie or Warren. Beto and Buttigeig will try to out Obama each other, Buttigieg will do a better job of it. Bernie and Warren will passive aggressively complement each other. And no matter what happens they'll declare Warren and Bittigeig "won" the debate. The Klobb struts onto the stage like Vince McMahon and stunners O'Rourke. Marianne, channeling Hekate, dissolves Warren into a pile of salt and uses it to cast a magic circle against liberalism. In so doing she zaps herself, and the released energy of the divine feminine washes over the audience. Everyone is shouting for Bernie/Nina as the moderators' heads melt. When the purple aura fades there is only Bernie left standing in the centre of the circle. Namaste.
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Jul 30, 2019 20:33
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Stevie Lee posted:bernie's head looks massive here brain brain 300 iq strategies
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F∙R∙I∙E∙N∙D∙S
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Jul 30, 2019 20:38
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gently caress me it's debate night dang it
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Jul 30, 2019 20:40
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buttegeig and or beto are going to take a shot at bernie and i cant wait to see it
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Jul 30, 2019 20:41
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beto wouldn't even take a shot at cruz
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my vote for winner is either Bernie or whoever ends up being brave enough to take a couple Ambien before going on stage
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Jul 30, 2019 20:45
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all of these debates are going to be terrible and boring until it gets narrowed down to the top 5 candidates, tbh. but I'll keep watching that garbage
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the bitcoin of weed posted:all of these debates are going to be terrible and boring until it gets narrowed down to the top 5 candidates, tbh. but I'll keep watching that garbage I'll be socializing with other commies and left libs with the debate on in the background I already know who won, it's very liberating (it's Bernie)
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Jul 30, 2019 20:48
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Who's the bigger dweeb, ORourke or Delaney?
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Jul 30, 2019 20:50
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Stevie Lee posted:bernie's head looks massive here 
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Jul 30, 2019 20:53
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could it be...  the godhead
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wow, cͧ̅̍a̤̗̭͔̩̓͆̉̉ͧͭ͂ͅn̤͈̖̠̒̾ͪ̒̍̋d̮̣̪͈̐ͥͯ̈ͣ͐̊͜ĩ̍͡d̜̩̣̝̫̫̥a͔̣̐͊͌ͣͭ̌t͔̀ͧ̇́e͉͉̘̦͖̬̬͘ ͔̯̙̺B͔̖̤̬̯̙̐ͯ̓ͦ͗͞ě̵̆̄̃ͣ̓r̞͙̫͋̋ͬn̞̭͉̦̐̋͗ͫ̽i̖̜͇͓̘̔͜ͅë͎̞̥͈̼͊ ̷͚̜͉͍̝f̝̼͓̌̓͛͟r̡͓̖͕̩͈̎ͅö̗̮ͥṃ̳ͧͫ͑̂ͭ̊ͅ ̢͈̬̯ͬb͂̓̓͆̇ẽ̺͚̖̲̪͔̘̄̑̋ͨͤ̚͘y̤̬̯ͥ̃ͯ̔̾̚ǒ̭̟͙͉̟̗͔̊͋̔n͇͙̮͎̤͗̒̇͒̀d͉̻̬ͨͯ ̗̺̽ͮ́̇̾͌t̑̉̔̆he̴̼͚̖̗̫̐ͩ ̲̅͡s̥̳͔͖͕̯͝t̏̂̐͊ͣ͒͏͚̟̻̪̙͎̹ą͓͇̯r̫̦̺ͤ̑͆̃ͤ̅͟s̩̦͍̺!̯̤ͦͨͯ̆̆̀
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Notice Bernie's posture there... hands placed protectively (and provocatively) over his crotch. In response to the women surrounding him?
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Jul 30, 2019 20:56
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Calibanibal posted:Notice Bernie's posture there... hands placed protectively (and provocatively) over his crotch. In response to the women surrounding him? asking the same question but klobuchar
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Al! posted:F∙R∙I∙E∙N∙D∙S So no one told you life was gonna be this way *the claps are now tweet claps* the bitcoin of weed posted:but I'll keep watching that garbage 
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Calibanibal posted:Notice Bernie's posture there... hands placed protectively (and provocatively) over his crotch. In response to the women surrounding him? it's because of how buttigieg is facing
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also if that picture is height-accurate then i understand why beto thought he could win must be a big invader zim fan
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WampaLord posted:also if that picture is height-accurate then i understand why beto thought he could win honestly beto does seem like the kind of guy who annoyingly shouts jhonen vasquez catchphrases
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Big "You know I had to do it to 'em" Energy from Liz, Beto, and Delaney WampaLord posted:also if that picture is height-accurate then i understand why beto thought he could win manlet bernie heightmogged by Beta 
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Jul 30, 2019 21:02
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hickenlooper lookin like dad calling you down to discuss how much of your allowance you're going to set aside to pay for your scooter damage to his side mirror
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Lastgirl posted:manlet bernie heightmogged by Beta "you may talk to me about trickle down, but know this - stink wafts up"
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Al! posted:honestly beto does seem like the kind of guy who annoyingly shouts jhonen vasquez catchphrases yes, that's precisely what i meant he seems like the dude who was doodling zim doodles in the margins of his notebooks and i think the concept of the Almighty Tallest may have hit home a little too hard for him Lastgirl posted:manlet bernie heightmogged by Beta you would think the tall guy would have found a different gimmick than be mr. stands on things i guess he's trying to be pushup guy now i wonder if he's gonna look as nervous/sickly this time. maybe not enough makeup
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Al! posted:honestly beto does seem like the kind of guy who annoyingly shouts jhonen vasquez catchphrases  someone put poo poo in my pants!
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Jul 30, 2019 21:08
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Thoguh posted:And no matter what happens they'll declare Warren and Bittigeig "won" the debate. That's not true. It's conceivable that they'll declare Beto or Klobuchar the winner, though frankly with how pathetic Beto has been that's looking less likely.
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Jul 30, 2019 21:20
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The folks with no chance at being declared winner are probably Bernie, Marianne, and 0-1% crew.
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got this from Zyla, and it is proclick https://twitter.com/means_tv/status/1156255987369730048
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Lastgirl posted:got this from Zyla, and it is proclick its good
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Bernie needs to aggressively dismiss Warren's proposals as the half-measures they are. She is his biggest problem right now.
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Judakel posted:Bernie needs to aggressively dismiss Warren's proposals as the half-measures they are. She is his biggest problem right now. I know we all realize Biden's demise is inevitable, but he's definitely the biggest problem right now
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Jul 30, 2019 21:59
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A cool, upside down Bernie Also, in honor of all non-Bernie candidates these next two nights: 
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WampaLord posted:I know we all realize Biden's demise is inevitable, but he's definitely the biggest problem right now I think he will do that to himself when he "goes tough" on Harris tomorrow.
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Judakel posted:I think he will do that to himself when he "goes tough" on Harris tomorrow. i can imagine a couple different ways biden can try to look tough at kamala and all of them play out hilariously
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