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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher 18 1.46%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 665 54.11%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 319 25.96%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 26 2.12%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 5 0.41%
Julian Castro, the Twin 5 0.41%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 5 0.41%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 17 1.38%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 3 0.24%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 8 0.65%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 86 7.00%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 23 1.87%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 32 2.60%
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy 2 0.16%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.08%
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated 4 0.33%
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face 3 0.24%
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran 7 0.57%
Total: 1229 votes
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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
I'm gonna be the glass-half-full guy here: hey, at least the choir sounds good singing this really lovely racist anthem?

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

hype intro, character introductions, old guys with flag, dreadful song, debate starts half an hour in

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Did marianne stumble? Is she lit?!

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
They're not livestreaming it on YouTube?

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
FrrreEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Insanite posted:

yeah... is this new? not a fan.

I've never seen this like....why?

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Which 0%er is that without his hand over his heart? I’m supporting him now

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Kamala is such garbage jesus christ. Biden will be crushed in his debate. Sanders must rise or we perish.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Loucks posted:

It is important to worship The Flag at every opportunity lest we forget about Are Troops.

We must all reverence and sacrifice to the Graeco-Roman-style Genius of Arr Troopz.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Ranter posted:

They're not livestreaming it on YouTube?

Cnn.com only

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Bernie should've taken a knee.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

are you loving kidding me?

Lugnut Seatcushion
May 4, 2013
Lipstick Apathy
Lol if you conflate the flag with "are troops"

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Are you loving serious a commercial...gently caress off

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

hidden_msg posted:

Did marianne stumble? Is she lit?!

The shadows of her abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Insanite posted:

The shadows of her abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive.

i understood this reference, although at first I thought it was an avshalom post

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

hidden_msg posted:

Did marianne stumble? Is she lit?!

Her heels are still slippery from greasing the floor with Dave Rubin.

have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009

hidden_msg posted:

Did marianne stumble? Is she lit?!

Insanite posted:

The shadows of her abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"
Marianne Williamson is going to float up into the rafters in a golden egg during commercial breaks.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gripweed posted:

hype intro, character introductions, old guys with flag, dreadful song, debate starts half an hour in

Sure is weird how we elected a TV guy president.

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty
Round 2 starting off real gross. I guess it's thematically appropriate.

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Kalli posted:

Sure is weird how we elected a TV guy president.

Dont forget the part where they remind everyone to go quick because there isnt much time

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
tbf the best part of starting with the anthem, after Weird Old Gun Guy, is the meltdowns

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Looks like Andrew Yang complaints about being interrupted worked.

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

can't wait for the marksmanship portion of the debate.

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

Ytlaya posted:

Krugman has always struck me as one of the slimier Democratic pundits, since I get the distinct impression that, somewhere along the line, he made the conscious choice to be bad for personal enrichment. Most of these people probably conflated "what's good for me personally" with "what's good for the country" at some point during their lives, but I think Krugman knows what he's doing.

Awesome “I just feel this way” post without evidence.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Ahahahaha, Bullock is already better than I could have dreamed.

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

i straight up don't know who steve bullock is, and i'm reasonably tuned in to this stuff.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
Is this guy selling mattresses?

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

"wishlist economics"

OneTwentySix
Nov 5, 2007

fun
FUN
FUN


Nothing like sounding like you're reading off a card.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Is there a more nothing phrase than getting stuff done in politics?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Insanite posted:

can't wait for the marksmanship portion of the debate.

I'm looking forward to the talent contest

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Insanite posted:

i straight up don't know who steve bullock is, and i'm reasonably tuned in to this stuff.

Governor of Montana. Prob could have beaten Trump in 2016, but no chance in hell of winning anything now.

ORB TIIIIIME

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

she's been working on her debate presence. go marianne!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Oh Snapple! posted:

"wishlist economics"

But he's totally a progressive. It even has PROGRESS in the name.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Marianne actually with a good statement

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
actualized!

have you seen my baby
Nov 22, 2009

rise up again

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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I love you Marianne!

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