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UFOs. We're able to do some damage but not a huge shitload. They drop two alien slurm ropes: https://i.imgur.com/zLfkV9j.gifv
Obviously we'll hit both but if you wanna see a particular one first go ahead and shoot. PS if ur an agent and want a mega alien rocket launcher speak up, otherwise they're staying home till the next mission.
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Jul 30, 2019 02:22
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I vote 2. first just to see what the aliens want with a car factory. Then back to the bio labs to work on improved space drugs.
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Jul 30, 2019 02:43
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I took one for the team going into biology. I’m too combustible for that. Shoulda held out and waited for the alien rocket launcher and crossed my fingers in hopes of not firing it off while holding it backward. Bad choices ITT (my choices.)
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Jul 30, 2019 02:46
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If you want I will put the paperwork in to transfer you but you will keep your biologist skills
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Jul 30, 2019 02:49
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#2, let’s give Future Elon Musk a heart attack and gently caress up his cars. That or just gently caress up the new fusion drive Corvette C18 so the billionaire Neo-Boomers get all mad.
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Jul 30, 2019 03:04
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2. so i can liberate my oppressed worker brethren
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Jul 30, 2019 03:07
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Tftd is hard as gently caress, or at least was to me aged 11. Maybe because I didn't realise agents had skill ratings so made no effort to allocate weapons to people that could use them best. TFTD was hard as hell because UFO had a bug that reset difficulties to beginner no matter what difficulty you chose to start with. So as a result of feedback that even the 'superhuman' difficulty level was too easy, they increased the difficulty on TFTD based on a bug. 
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Jul 30, 2019 03:12
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SniperWoreConverse posted:If you want I will put the paperwork in to transfer you but you will keep your biologist skills “Never anger HR,” is an important lesson to learn. Add in that I’d still be saddled with nerd stats and the most likely outcome is that I get sent into the alien dimension dressed like Devo and “armed” with a vintage Hasbro Ghostbusters toy set whose only crime is having way too many scratches to be sold on interstellar Ebay. I’ll stick with my pipettes. #2 gets my vote
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Jul 30, 2019 12:04
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I STRONGLY recommend you do it getting equipped up will be exactly like this and you will easily get kills just like in the vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_HH_jher3c Also we still have a couple psyclones left if you wanna roll the dice and shuffle ur stats while becoming permanently space high
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Jul 30, 2019 12:15
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SniperWoreConverse posted:robos are currently exhausted Yessss. Freaky mutant is also something I can get behind.
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Jul 30, 2019 13:19
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I was able to find one pretty good robot afterall, it was the only guy available and was p deecent so you ended up with em also gave you the motion tracker so you can try & slay some kings
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Jul 30, 2019 13:22
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I STRONGLY recommend you do it Oh man, that’s what being in Xcom is? gently caress, here I thought it was push-ups and work and poo poo. Sign me up as a mutant!
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Jul 30, 2019 13:45
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I STRONGLY recommend you do it That is a STRONG pitch, Boss. Have you been watching MadMen while doing this thing? 1 deluxe order of space drugs and prototype Tron LARP getup for here, please. I’ll take mine extra spicy. I know swords are in this season (and harder to get than non-functional Gucci shoes), so I’ll GLADLY shoulder that new misfile thing all Falling Down style. Keeping my ant farm though.
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Jul 30, 2019 14:04
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Jul 30, 2019 14:09
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My ghost votes 2. We need to ensure we maintain access to the means of production!
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Jul 30, 2019 18:51
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Foul Ole Ron posted:If your able to name agents I'll sign up to be cannon fodder. edit: human grunt, big gun
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Jul 30, 2019 19:08
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I'm glad I am not the coward mutant. If you find a really dumb mutant that would be apropos I think.
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Jul 31, 2019 01:41
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I'm a human living in Megacorp city and after my family was killed in the Fertility Vats I have nothing to live for and want to bring the fight to the hamburger patty people.
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Jul 31, 2019 01:59
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ELITE FLYING SKILLS BABY, HELL YEAH
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Jul 31, 2019 03:23
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Discernibly Turgid posted:That is a STRONG pitch, Boss. Have you been watching MadMen while doing this thing?  you sure you wanna take the psiclone? Once you do it your stats will be all wacked out and there will be no way to get them back to normal. Also ignore the equipment I somehow hosed it up so you have the same equips as Honkey Dong and I need to fix that before poo poo gets weird. I dunno if it will duplicate the equipment or if you guys are locked into some kind of quantum entanglement zone where each ones changes impact the other. You can still back out of the process before it's too late and go back to bio if u want CannonFodder posted:If you're able to name agents I'll sign up to be Foul Ole Ron In as strongest available human for biggest available gun  Necros posted:I'm glad I am not the coward mutant. If you find a really dumb mutant that would be apropos I think. In as the mutant with lowest available psi  bromplicated posted:I'm a human living in Megacorp city and after my family was killed in the Fertility Vats I have nothing to live for and want to bring the fight to the hamburger patty people. I tried to figure out if there was a guy who was in that building but I can only pull hex numbers and would have to go back and cross reference them against every building on the map so you're in as a decent all rounder  also we have enough guys that we're running out of space and so I build more in the third base  going to be able to build ships a lot faster pretty soon. I hosed up and didn't pay attention so it'll be below capacity for a few days but w/e It will take time for these new guys to make it to the base and geared up so they're laid off this mission and will go to the warehouse one
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Aug 1, 2019 08:52
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I thiiink I'm in there already? Mojangles, psiclone yeah hit me with the juice
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Aug 1, 2019 09:18
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yeehaw 
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Aug 1, 2019 11:34
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Can someone starting with those stats conceivably rise to usefulness? Yeah, I get why they’re garbage and all. I trust your judgment, Sniper. “Person Man Person Man Hit on the head With a frying pan”
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Aug 1, 2019 11:34
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Aww yeah, strength and speed! Gonna run to the front lines and melt 
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Aug 1, 2019 11:46
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Sign me up for a mutant agent and stick the psyclone straight into my veins. I want to roll the dice on super psycher powers.
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Aug 2, 2019 08:39
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SavageGentleman died, but SavageLad will avange him (if possible). Anyone who will be sent on a mission will do, no preferences.
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Aug 2, 2019 09:55
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Let's look at osiron
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Aug 2, 2019 11:08
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Wait, did I die? 
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Aug 2, 2019 11:31
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nah you should be alive still it'll take me a little while to do the HR paperwork to sort these guys and get them where they need to be, I hosed up and never built enough facilities and this whole time we were at like 99% capacity. It'd be better to order all the stuff before pulling the trigger for the mission just so it's a clean break and by the time the guys get home we can launch the second one with the noobs but also I gently caress up the time estimates extremely hopefully within the next 6 hours but maybe 12 or 72 or some poo poo the post will come up cannon fodder is for sure getting the alien missile launcher
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Aug 3, 2019 10:21
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SniperWoreConverse posted:nah you should be alive still You know, I never even checked in what I am or what I do? Have I decent stats or am I a garbage baby only fit to act as a decoy.
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Aug 3, 2019 13:07
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SniperWoreConverse posted:nah you should be alive still Ah, I was wondering one of the earlier dimension missions sounded like there were heavy casualties. While I remember, I'd like to tender that we name the disposable Probe fleet "The Goonswarm" when it's operational.
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Aug 3, 2019 13:37
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Foul Ole Ron posted:You know, I never even checked in what I am or what I do? Have I decent stats or am I a garbage baby only fit to act as a decoy. I think you only had one mission it might have been the dimension attack? I mean you sorta suck but everyone starts out lovely or as a robot. You have kills. Neddy Seagoon posted:Ah, I was wondering one of the earlier dimension missions sounded like there were heavy casualties. While I remember, I'd like to tender that we name the disposable Probe fleet "The Goonswarm" when it's operational. nah there was the first dimension jump that got us a toehold on research to attack them, then the first real attack mission where we barely got back alive. No one has died offworld yet. Btw: 
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Aug 3, 2019 14:23
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SniperWoreConverse posted:cannon fodder is for sure getting the alien missile launcher  as gently caress and I approve this message.
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Aug 4, 2019 06:46
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alright i'm all boozed up and ready to command first task will be to finish recruiting guys while the main squad launches. The mission after that will be full noobs. Gonna be kind of a pain to juggle them all because we don't have enough living quarters rn eugh turgid is gonna be a pain ita because of this inventory crosslink bullshit
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sebmojo posted:I thiiink I'm in there already? Mojangles, psiclone yeah hit me with the juice I somehow never ended up recruiting you even tho you posted on page one so we will do this now  Currently p high speed, this rivals some of the androids, basically ur an olympic sprinter but kind of cowardly. Even if the galaxy space drugs gently caress you up bad you'll probably still be relatively quick or at least not cripplingly slow. Discernibly Turgid posted:Can someone starting with those stats conceivably rise to usefulness? Yeah, I get why they’re garbage and all. for now i'm going to leave it because it's a huge pain in the rear end to gently caress with rn i'll deal with the inventory thing later and then get you jacked in hydroceramics posted:Sign me up for a mutant agent and stick the psyclone straight into my veins. I want to roll the dice on super psycher powers. Currently there are some p good muties ready to join, you are the most highly qualified. It's sort of a risk to use a good quality agent for psyclones but you could well end up a psionic god  For you, you're already psionically better off than some of the vets were when they began. Big Beef City started off worse, but with these stats you may be able to surpass even him. He's more brain attack oriented but your guy will eventually end up as essentially impregnable to mind control. You can keep these stats or roll with the space drugs, I'll deal with all that poo poo after this mission. SavageGentleman posted:SavageGentleman died, but SavageLad will avange him (if possible). Anyone who will be sent on a mission will do, no preferences. psychomemetic uplink established, welcome to your new robot bod  Also apparently every time you reload it rerolls the recruit pool I never knew this
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Aug 6, 2019 08:15
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SniperWoreConverse posted:
Roll the dice! Aliens are likely to melt me down soon anyway, might as well swing for the fences.
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Aug 7, 2019 16:39
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Beep boop, time to kick rear end.
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Aug 7, 2019 17:02
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Can I get in on the action as a mutie too? I'm having xcom withdrawal.
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If you end up building any of those unmanned probe things, please name one after me in honour of my violent death. In fact I propose that a probe be named after each deceased wielder of the cursed sword.
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