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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher 18 1.46%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 665 54.11%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 319 25.96%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 26 2.12%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 5 0.41%
Julian Castro, the Twin 5 0.41%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 5 0.41%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 17 1.38%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 3 0.24%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 8 0.65%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 86 7.00%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 23 1.87%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 32 2.60%
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy 2 0.16%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.08%
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated 4 0.33%
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face 3 0.24%
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran 7 0.57%
Total: 1229 votes
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SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

Ok how is that not a shitpost? How is it real?

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

i just turned this on, how many times has bernie given this exact speech tonight already?

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
What we need is a political revolution!

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

I can't watch three hours of this. I guess I'll find out if there were any memeable moment s in the last hour tomorrow

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

SirKibbles posted:

Ok how is that not a shitpost? How is it real?

vote dril

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

DC Murderverse posted:

i just turned this on, how many times has bernie given this exact speech tonight already?

Somehow this was the first time.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Holy poo poo Marianne owns tonight

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty

SirKibbles posted:

Bernie getting some gif material tonight, that headshake lol

https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1156374154087751680

definitely some good ones.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
MARIANNEEEEEE!

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
RACK EM QUEEN MARIANNE

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

drat, an acceptable Marianne dunk, even.

How far you've fallen, Beto.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Propaganda Hour posted:

Holy poo poo Marianne owns tonight

next president

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

DC Murderverse posted:

i just turned this on, how many times has bernie given this exact speech tonight already?

This is the first time. He's been too busy drinking out of the skulls of Delaney, Hickenlooper, and Ryan.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

DC Murderverse posted:

i just turned this on, how many times has bernie given this exact speech tonight already?

First time suprisingly

Zoph
Sep 12, 2005

Marianne is the dark psychic horse of the debate.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Beto seems like he's had more coaching tonight but i still don't trust him

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
lines like this are why i'm not shocked we've got so many Marianne stans here

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
I'll give Williamson credit, that was a very good answer.

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

Really want to see these folks argue against public K-12 for all children.

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Peace and prosperity

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Beto saying "full potential" is two year college and then a union job. Thanks dude.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Klobuchar really doesn't know her audience.

vez veces
Dec 15, 2006

The engineer blew the whistle,
and the fireman rung the bell.
I hope some of these hacks drop out in shame after the lady with a pocket full of quartz crystals out-debates them.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

FizFashizzle posted:

Klobuchar is a republican.

ftfy

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Zophar posted:

Marianne is the dark psychic horse of the debate.

Psycho horse

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Every time I think I remember all of the people on stage I read another name and one of the old ones pops out of my memory, it's like that one weird fight in Part 6

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
oh go gently caress yourself tapper

Ershalim
Sep 22, 2008
Clever Betty
What the gently caress are these questions?

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

gently caress Jake Tapper lol

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
THIS QUESTION are you loving kidding me?

Insanite
Aug 30, 2005

Empire State posted:

I hope some of these hacks drop out in shame after the lady with a pocket full of quartz crystals out-debates them.

You say that like she's only packing quartz. What about jasper, or citrine, or amethyst?!

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Empire State posted:

I hope some of these hacks drop out in shame after the lady with a pocket full of quartz crystals out-debates them.

We actually agree on that. Bye Delaney, Bullock, Beto and Ryan!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
"Mr senator sanders, you and trump had the same foreign policy sound clip, please explain why you are actually trump and evil"

great unbiased questions there cnn

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

the answer to that question about Bernie/Trump's foreign policy was perfect

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/1156386455637413888

rscott
Dec 10, 2009
Bernie had a good response and the history to back it up, it's fine

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005


lmao

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

"Mr senator sanders, you and trump had the same foreign policy sound clip, please explain why you are actually trump and evil"

great unbiased questions there cnn

It stuff we would say as a joke but it's real like ???

tetsuo
May 12, 2001

I am a shaman, magician
so what like 99.95% of people taking advantage of free college probably couldn't afford it without absorbing crippling debt and 0.05% are wealthy and could, okay, that's like, a magical level of efficiency, Amy.

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Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


The moderation attacking Bernie and Warren is a huge miscalculation because it means they're constantly getting their ideas out there and getting airtime responding to other people.

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