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| Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher |
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18 | 1.46% |
| Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer |
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665 | 54.11% |
| Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker |
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319 | 25.96% |
| Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord |
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26 | 2.12% |
| Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Julian Castro, the Twin |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath |
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17 | 1.38% |
| Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino |
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3 | 0.24% |
| Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist |
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8 | 0.65% |
| Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen |
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86 | 7.00% |
| Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater |
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23 | 1.87% |
| Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool |
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32 | 2.60% |
| Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy |
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2 | 0.16% |
| Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast |
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1 | 0.08% |
| Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated |
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4 | 0.33% |
| Tim Ryan, the Dope Face |
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3 | 0.24% |
| John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran |
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7 | 0.57% |
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SirKibbles posted:That goes to Bernie you don't want America to be the world's police. Trump has also said this. Senator Sanders why do you agree with Trump on everything Yah that was awful too. As someone who isn't a big Bernie fan, CNN has been awful tonight and its astounding.
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i just genuinely had a "oh man could she be president" moment and then i remembered what she said about the AIDS crisis and i was back in the real world again
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Polygynous posted:how the gently caress is marianne, zero irony, the 3rd best person there Uh, are you listening to this completely insane closing statement from her? Good God you Marianne stans, there's something wrong with all of your brains. Hers, and all of yours.
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DC Murderverse posted:wait our policy wasn't already "no preemptive nuke usage"? It's the kind of thing that needs to be true but you can't say it out loud.
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Polygynous posted:how the gently caress is marianne, zero irony, the 3rd best person there neoliberlism is truly and completely a dead end
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Polygynous posted:how the gently caress is marianne, zero irony, the 3rd best person there The Democratic primary folks, like unironically she is and that says very bad things
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Jul 31, 2019 03:33
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marianne was this close to levitating in mid-air above the stage just now
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Jul 31, 2019 03:33
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Zophar posted:People seem to think that Trump is going to come to a debate like a hulked out bully but he got bodied every night in 2016 and looked like a clueless child in every general election debate. It was great when he kept sniffing and stalking her around the stage while she was speaking. I think they're thinking about the republican debates like when he owned all of the idiots because they couldn't openly disagree with him because he was just saying their quiet parts loud. Trump is a terrible debater and a petulant child. Any one of these idiots would win the debates -- it's just that the debates don't actually matter.
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VH4Ever posted:Uh, are you listening to this completely insane closing statement from her? Good God you Marianne stans, there's something wrong with all of your brains. Hers, and all of yours. the second half of her statement went further off the rails, yeah, but that was more about how awful everyone else is
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Polygynous posted:how the gently caress is marianne, zero irony, the 3rd best person there Almost all of the candidates are really really bad
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Jul 31, 2019 03:34
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godd damnit you've got to be kind
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Jul 31, 2019 03:34
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john delaney: i want to get rid of the middlemen and have corporate leaders be the only leaders
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Jul 31, 2019 03:34
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Sorry, Tim - I can't even imagine you as president as a joke.
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SirKibbles posted:The Democratic primary folks, like unironically she is and that says very bad things Her appeal tonight is not an indicator of her candidacy, but an indicator of this absolute loving laughingstock primary season.
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Jul 31, 2019 03:34
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I just laughed out loud at Ryan. you captured nothing you coward
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Jul 31, 2019 03:34
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GTFO Delaney
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VH4Ever posted:Uh, are you listening to this completely insane closing statement from her? Good God you Marianne stans, there's something wrong with all of your brains. Hers, and all of yours. Of course she is nuts. But she pandered a lot tonight and to a portion of the Warren "base": black women. Her best moment was talking about reparations. Her closing statement was weak.
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Jul 31, 2019 03:34
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VH4Ever posted:Uh, are you listening to this completely insane closing statement from her? Good God you Marianne stans, there's something wrong with all of your brains. Hers, and all of yours. dude i love you but that was a genuinely good speech, everyone on there has been poisoned by their (and the Democratic party's) beholdenness to corporations she's still a crazy pants but that was dead on
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DC Murderverse posted:i just genuinely had a "oh man could she be president" moment the aids thing is actually an iffy pitch about Why Marianne Is Bad but we'll cover that in more detail when she's at the top of the polls
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Gatts posted:Crystal Lady has use. She's a counter to Trump. It's like The Dark Side came up and then the Force said "Here's the Light Side" Trump isn’t a fallen Jedi he’s a non-Jedi Sith Lord HTH
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VH4Ever posted:Uh, are you listening to this completely insane closing statement from her? Good God you Marianne stans, there's something wrong with all of your brains. Hers, and all of yours. Clearly not prepared for the dark psychic war
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Jul 31, 2019 03:35
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john hickenlooper keeps saying things that a parody of john hickenlooper would say
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Jul 31, 2019 03:35
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Tim Ryan combatting Marriane’s dark force with pure imagination.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:I just laughed out loud at Ryan. HOW ABOUT THE POWER...to move you
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Jul 31, 2019 03:35
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"Vote for me, I've already been president of the United States" - Chickenlooper, apparently
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Jul 31, 2019 03:35
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"I'm as progressive as anybody up on this stage" loving WHAT
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Jul 31, 2019 03:35
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I doubt Tim Ryan has ever inspired anyone.
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Jul 31, 2019 03:36
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Arist posted:"I'm as progressive as anybody up on this stage" but he's also pragmatic
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Jul 31, 2019 03:36
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"I'm just as progressive as anybody else on this stage" Hick, no you're not, you're embarrassing my state.
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Jul 31, 2019 03:36
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Marianne Psycho 100
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Jul 31, 2019 03:36
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that's like feminism but free markets
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Shnakepup posted:HOW ABOUT THE POWER...to move you Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman,
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Jul 31, 2019 03:36
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nothing makes my eyes roll further out of my skull than stories about random small-town individuals who may or may not exist
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Jul 31, 2019 03:36
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a stronger healthier bowel movement
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Jul 31, 2019 03:37
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Why does everyone Amy Klobuchar knows die???
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Jul 31, 2019 03:37
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DC Murderverse posted:nothing makes my eyes roll further out of my skull than stories about random small-town individuals who may or may not exist But she died and is therefore important
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