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KidDynamite posted:holy poo poo quitting is awesome. also manager tried to tell me i have to give to weeks because hr requires that when i said i was leaving friday. i was like yeah no i'm leaving friday. hell yeah that fuckin owns
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i swear it's the hardest drat thing to explain to people who have never worked in a dysfunctional software company that they do in fact exist
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Gazpacho posted:i swear it's the hardest drat thing to explain to people who have never worked in a dysfunctional software company that they do in fact exist hang on what is the counter example i haven't worked in a functional software company yet
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:hang on what is the counter example get your object oriented companies outta here
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Gazpacho posted:i swear it's the hardest drat thing to explain to people who have never worked in a dysfunctional software company that they do in fact exist I wouldn't recommend anybody actually go out of their way to work in a completely dysfunctional company with people getting away with murder essentially, but working in a company like that did open my eyes big time. It makes you appreciate how nice it is to be surrounded by people who actually know what the gently caress they're doing, or at least earnestly trying to know, so it's not just you all the time picking up the massive amounts of technical debt.
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:hang on what is the counter example
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Gazpacho posted:microsoft. honestly. is f# used that extensively internally?
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I’ve worked in a functional software company. biggest problem is they got bought out by private equity and went to absolute poo poo. so even when you find a good one, it’s not gonna last. new job (start the 12th!) seems to be a great place, and I’ve got a lot of friends inside already telling me it’s great. here’s hoping.
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“What are some things you wish you could change about your current job?” More open mouth kissing.
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bitchtard posted:“What are some things you wish you could change about your current job?” This is one of the more benign questions. I've had interviewers ask me things like "why do you think your girlfriend is with you" and "what do your friends see in you?"
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Boiled Water posted:This is one of the more benign questions. I've had interviewers ask me things like "why do you think your girlfriend is with you" and "what do your friends see in you?" “nunya” “what?” “nunya goddamn business”
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EVGA Longoria posted:I’ve worked in a functional software company. biggest problem is they got bought out by private equity and went to absolute poo poo. so even when you find a good one, it’s not gonna last. I’ve woeked some places that were pleasant or inoffensive, but “functioning” is a bridge too far
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Boiled Water posted:"why do you think your girlfriend is with you" only proper response here is to imply that your gf is the interviewer's ex and she left him over dick size
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Boiled Water posted:This is one of the more benign questions. I've had interviewers ask me things like "why do you think your girlfriend is with you" and "what do your friends see in you?" lol what the gently caress
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Boiled Water posted:This is one of the more benign questions. I've had interviewers ask me things like "why do you think your girlfriend is with you" and "what do your friends see in you?" I might seriously ask to talk directly to the hr person again if someone asked this
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Ruggan posted:“nunya” bofa
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Captain Foo posted:lol what the gently caress silvergoose posted:I might seriously ask to talk directly to the hr person again if someone asked this needless to say the interview ended there. Even worse it was an interview for an internal position. Or maybe even better because now I know their department head is a nutcase
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Send a fun email to your HR?
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I had an interviewer grill me on college for some dumb reason. #1 i graduated 14 years ago, #2 in a major completely unrelated to computer touching. I couldn't even remember any of the names of my professors. I played a lot of ultimate frisbee though!
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Mahatma Goonsay posted:I had an interviewer grill me on college for some dumb reason. #1 i graduated 14 years ago, #2 in a major completely unrelated to computer touching. I couldn't even remember any of the names of my professors. I played a lot of ultimate frisbee though! But was your team name as cool as Brownian Motion??
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silvergoose posted:But was your team name as cool as Brownian Motion?? no i use it solely to describe your posts
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Mahatma Goonsay posted:I had an interviewer grill me on college for some dumb reason. #1 i graduated 14 years ago, #2 in a major completely unrelated to computer touching. I couldn't even remember any of the names of my professors. I played a lot of ultimate frisbee though! I like interviews like that because it makes it very clear that the company and interviewer have no real hiring process and are just reading off a script.
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see my posts in the cjs thread. got a promotion i didn’t expect and boss is receptive to giving a raise. interesting development
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Rex-Goliath posted:see my posts in the cjs thread
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Mahatma Goonsay posted:I had an interviewer grill me on college for some dumb reason. #1 i graduated 14 years ago, #2 in a major completely unrelated to computer touching. I couldn't even remember any of the names of my professors. I played a lot of ultimate frisbee though! CEO did this to me once, tried to use my decade old UK grades (which by the way are forcibly bell curved around 60-70 ish by the universities there) as leverage in salary negotiations.
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I'm so goddamned close to having a job I can almost taste it. HR interview tomorrow
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spoke with a recruiter who wanted two references so he could do a “quick” 15 minute interview with them. Before submitting me anywhere. I don’t know who the gently caress hates their references enough to say yes to that. I assume the recruiters are doing it because references will feel obligated to help out their friends and the recruiters can take the opportunity to sell a used car or whatever it is they do
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last day today 
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Scott Baio Nudes posted:last day today tomorrow is gonna be one of the best days of your life
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Scott Baio Nudes posted:last day today 
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Gazpacho posted:microsoft. honestly. hahahahahahahahahahahaha *pause for breath* bwhahahahhahahahhahahahahaha
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bitchtard posted:spoke with a recruiter who wanted two references so he could do a “quick” 15 minute interview with them. Before submitting me anywhere. I don’t know who the gently caress hates their references enough to say yes to that. lol what the gently caress
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Fiedler posted:hahahahahahahahahahahaha 
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silvergoose posted:But was your team name as cool as Brownian Motion?? I went to umass, so no absolutely not.
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after sleeping on it i think i'm just gonna accept the offer when i get home and only continue pushing for the raise if my boss brings it up. i made it clear that i was underpaid and HAVE been underpaid since i started and getting back 'hopefully it'll be fixed in six months' isn't acceptable. it's a real shame because all other aspects about working here have been great and would be enough to get me to overlook a pay gap but not one this severe ah well
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Rex-Goliath posted:after sleeping on it i think i'm just gonna accept the offer when i get home and only continue pushing for the raise if my boss brings it up. i made it clear that i was underpaid and HAVE been underpaid since i started and getting back 'hopefully it'll be fixed in six months' isn't acceptable. lol, your boss isn’t going to bring up anything. your silence is your implicit acceptance. consider reducing your productivity until you are suitably compensated. go see a movie after lunch.
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i'm on what's essentially an all-expenses paid extended vacation in singapore soo  edit: also yeah during our call i made it clear that six months was too long and that if he could speed up the process he should. he responded by saying he'd do what he could but to not jump ship without reaching out to him first. i took that as him saying 'yeah we can speed this up but won't unless you threaten us even more explicitly' PIZZA.BAT fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Aug 2, 2019 |
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Walked out at 10 after waiting around for my manager to come collect my laptop and stuff. never showed so I just left. trash company is trash. also some goober responded to my exit email with don't send out spam so i trolled him for a while. ended with him threatening to report me to HR 
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