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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I want a dummy thicc rear end crab on my chest.

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Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



(not quite a) cerb

https://imgur.com/gallery/Y2z6k9A

Bobbie Wickham
Apr 13, 2008

by Smythe
Is it possible to assist a crab when it's molting? Like jimmy a couple of cracks for it so the process is easier on the crab?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bobbie Wickham posted:

Is it possible to assist a crab when it's molting? Like jimmy a couple of cracks for it so the process is easier on the crab?

I ran across a crab molting a few weeks ago at low tide. I just layed on a fresh wet piece of seeweed to shield him from the sun and sea gulls.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJHvXDnOoYg

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


You’ll be happy to know almost no real crab was harmed to make that junk. Maybe a little snow crab juice slopped up from the floor of the processing plant.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

crebs

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


:(

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I'm sorry crab, I've failed you.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Hey crabs can use single-use plastics if they want, bro.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Cameraman was just lucky he had that plastic cup between him and the assault-creb.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Glenn Quebec posted:

I'm sorry crab, I've failed you.

love crabs , hate scabs >:[

crab graffiti:


scab graffiti:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



The market will provide. I guess single occupancy rocks are getting expensive.

Hoplosternum
Jun 2, 2010

:parrot:
Crabley Chonkleclaws

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Claw game strong.

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Once when I was young I found a seashell that someone had thrown in the creek out back. I picked it up and saw a claw inside!
Turns out crawdads will hide in sufficiently large shells. But for one glorious moment I had discovered the American Fresh Water Hermit Crabbe.

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.
Why aren't female crawdads called crawmoms?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LingcodKilla posted:

Claw game strong.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
also:
https://twitter.com/wildlifetrusts/status/1058088300236468224

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

This fellow’s name is Mahatma.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
They have little feet dedicated to holding their sponge friends in place

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

FEET? On their HEAD?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Bread crab

🍞
🦀

Hoplosternum
Jun 2, 2010

:parrot:
Crabble McLongclawserson



Wish I had a front facing photo of this dude, look at that sweet blade, looks more like a pokemon or something.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Wild T posted:

Why aren't female crawdads called crawmoms?

crawma'ams

Pentaro
May 5, 2013



Crab omelette.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

This is a holiday creb, with enough hats it could be festive all year.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

doc holiday creb maybe

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Leperflesh posted:

doc holiday creb maybe

:hmmyes:

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
I saw a tiny crab today while walking my dog but my dog wanted to eat the crab so I couldn’t get a picture but I did see a little grey and black speckled crab and boy was he quick!

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


yee-claw

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.instagram.com/p/_KQshJw04_/

It's corbs all the way down

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
I can’t even begin to unravel the political cartoonesque layers on that one.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy
It is a sad day

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

This was my teacher at school He was great!
He also made a giant whale outta plastic bags found in the ocean.

naem
May 29, 2011

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/Z7wSmd3.mp4 :nms:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


God king crab is disgusting. Pumped full of salt so it stays firm. Go eat a fresh crab if you must.

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
https://twitter.com/CrabChampions/status/1157415516333662208

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Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
https://twitter.com/NotLikeFreddy/status/1157404148230324224?s=19

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