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Chokes McGee posted:"if" lol I'm planning on being that one that chatters his teeth suggestively at everyone
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Aug 1, 2019 18:28
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On the whole of it Lucifer's Fall is just the story of somebody that quit some kind of super great heroin and their dealer got super fuckin' pissed about it.
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Aug 1, 2019 18:29
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that approach is using cum instead of water
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Aug 1, 2019 18:29
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DryGoods posted:the only clear description of Satan in the bible is during Jesus' 40 days in the desert, Satan tried to seduce him by turning into a giant, sexy cactus thorny is prohibited
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DryGoods posted:the only clear description of Satan in the bible is during Jesus' 40 days in the desert, Satan tried to seduce him by turning into a giant, sexy cactus How big and pointy were the cactus' boobs?
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Aug 1, 2019 18:30
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Gringostar posted:thorny is prohibited 
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Aug 1, 2019 18:30
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mike pence is a gamer now
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Aug 1, 2019 18:30
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Nichael posted:lol at making fun of someone for promoting love, not hate maryanne clearly just stole her platform from drugged up mr burns 
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Aug 1, 2019 18:30
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Xelkelvos posted:Catholicism is fairly allegorical or figurative with the bible compared to other denominations. A lot of the Old Testament is considered as allegorical and Hell is not anything more than a spiritual punishment that's only relevant to Christians (who counts under this also varies by denomination). Once interpretation of Hell that Catholics have its that given Hell is a place devoted of God's presence, those who don't believe in him wouldn't notice if they went to Hell since they wouldn't notice the absence. Uh I was raised Catholic and I was not taught this at all
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Iron Crowned posted:How big and pointy were the cactus' boobs? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl8o_wQe4pw
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Iron Crowned posted:How big and pointy were the cactus' boobs? not big enough, apparently
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Aug 1, 2019 18:31
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DryGoods posted:the only clear description of Satan in the bible is during Jesus' 40 days in the desert, Satan tried to seduce him by turning into a giant, sexy cactus 
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Aug 1, 2019 18:31
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DryGoods posted:the only clear description of Satan in the bible is during Jesus' 40 days in the desert, Satan tried to seduce him by turning into a giant, sexy cactus He doesn't even ever actually do anything either. He merely tempts people into sinning. No one is ever forced to di anything because of satan.
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Aug 1, 2019 18:31
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Hot Karl Marx posted:that approach is using cum instead of water cumshitter's rear end is probably the most efficient heat exchanger known to exist. a perfect Carnot engine, or as the field of thermo-cummo-dynamics knows it: a Spermpetual Motion Device
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Aug 1, 2019 18:32
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Hot Karl Marx posted:that approach is using cum instead of water One weird trick to spread your seed eugenicists hate it!
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Aug 1, 2019 18:32
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free freckle and sir tonk
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Aug 1, 2019 18:33
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1156979445565202433?s=19 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1156979450560548864?s=19
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Aug 1, 2019 18:33
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good morning I am filled with angst and pain and rage trump
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Aug 1, 2019 18:33
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Uh I was raised Catholic and I was not taught this at all I recall once priest I talked to go on about most of it iirc. The last line is basically the logical conclusion of the bit before.
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Aug 1, 2019 18:33
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god trade wars own, mercantilism is back, baby!
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Aug 1, 2019 18:34
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Gringostar posted:thorny is prohibited
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Aug 1, 2019 18:34
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1156979445565202433?s=19 lol
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Aug 1, 2019 18:34
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McGlockenshire posted:good morning I am filled with angst and pain and rage but you repeat yourself
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Aug 1, 2019 18:34
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Boring trade talk trump
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Aug 1, 2019 18:34
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Xelkelvos posted:I recall once priest I talked to go on about most of it iirc. The last line is basically the logical conclusion of the bit before. Catholicism teaches that transubstantiation is literal so
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Aug 1, 2019 18:34
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Aug 1, 2019 18:35
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Xelkelvos posted:He doesn't even ever actually do anything either. He merely tempts people into sinning. No one is ever forced to di anything because of satan. he got god to torture Job that was pretty rad
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Aug 1, 2019 18:35
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 DATS DA POWAH OF DA TUMP TWEET BAYBEEEE
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Aug 1, 2019 18:37
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*shoots self in foot* "still not willing to negotiate, eh? time to play hardball" *shoots self in other foot*
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Aug 1, 2019 18:37
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Aug 1, 2019 18:37
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trum
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Aug 1, 2019 18:37
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FAUXTON posted:
There's no way he doesn't tell some of his friends when he's about to tweet this stuff.
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Aug 1, 2019 18:38
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If hell is other people then Satan, the leader of hell, is the leader of other people and trump is the leader of other people so trump is Satan bing bing bong
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Aug 1, 2019 18:38
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the Mormons believe in 3 kingdoms you'll be sorted in after everyone is raised on judgement day. and it's just a degree of how close to god's light you are. the lowest kingdom is still good and you can do what you want but can't sit by a golden throne all day lowest kingdom also includes, "liars, and sorcerers, and adulterers, and whoremongers, and whosoever loves and makes a lie." so, the choice is clear
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Aug 1, 2019 18:39
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Aug 1, 2019 18:39
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Schmoe Cwead posted:*shoots self in foot*
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Aug 1, 2019 18:40
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FAUXTON posted:trump
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Aug 1, 2019 18:40
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FAUXTON posted:
The numbers are made up and don't mean anything Like polling
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Admiral Ray posted:cumshitter's rear end is probably the most efficient heat exchanger known to exist. a perfect Carnot engine, or as the field of thermo-cummo-dynamics knows it: a Spermpetual Motion Device this is true. i will occasionally launch my self into lower orbit for... reasons... and my large, termite queen-like rear end is better at shedding heat than whatever those idiots at nasa use
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