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Apraxin posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1156933960712302594 i want to pack a wetsuit and go to greenland now and go for a swim. looks cool and clean 
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cumshitter, i fear one day you will use your amazing powers for evil
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DryGoods posted:the Mormons believe in 3 kingdoms you'll be sorted in after everyone is raised on judgement day. and it's just a degree of how close to god's light you are. the lowest kingdom is still good and you can do what you want but can't sit by a golden throne all day oh nooooooooooo please don't send me to the city of hot nasty sex with warlocks all day why oh why didn't I buy into Joseph Smith's bullshit
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DryGoods posted:the Mormons believe in 3 kingdoms you'll be sorted in after everyone is raised on judgement day. and it's just a degree of how close to god's light you are. the lowest kingdom is still good and you can do what you want but can't sit by a golden throne all day the highest tier has 3 sub-tiers and if you're a mormon who gets married in the temple and has children you get to be in the tippy top tier and be a god of your own world in the afterlife. yea it's weird
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DryGoods posted:the Mormons believe in 3 kingdoms you'll be sorted in after everyone is raised on judgement day. and it's just a degree of how close to god's light you are. the lowest kingdom is still good and you can do what you want but can't sit by a golden throne all day I'm the sorcerer who cheated on his wife with a whore and lied about it
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cumshitter posted:this is true. i will occasionally launch my self into lower orbit for... reasons... and my large, termite queen-like rear end is better at shedding heat than whatever those idiots at nasa use 
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UFOTacoMan posted:I'm the sorcerer who cheated on his wife with a whore and lied about it im the whoredude
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Also is buggygieg an aids reference? poz my neg candidate
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Spergin Morlock posted:the highest tier has 3 sub-tiers and if you're a mormon who gets married in the temple and has children you get to be in the tippy top tier and be a god of your own world in the afterlife. yea it's weird oh yeah, there's some really crazy stuff buried in their lore. like there are multiple realities run by different gods and those gods are believers who were extra good and one day that could be you if you don't think of sex or drink coffee
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1156979445565202433?s=19 lmfao one of my favorite runners in this show is Trumo thinking he's actually directing trade policy by wildly alternating between the hopeful tweet and passive aggressive bitchy "OH WELL!" tweet while everyone involved is well aware at this point that you can just ignore him.
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DryGoods posted:cumshitter, i fear one day you will use your amazing powers for evil i use them for gay sex, which is inherently good
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Xaris posted:i want to pack a wetsuit and go to greenland now and go for a swim. looks cool and clean Protip: there is actually a shitton of pollution that ice lmao
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redneck nazgul posted:im the whoredude *puts on robe and sorcerer hat*
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Lawman 0 posted:Protip: there is actually a shitton of pollution that ice lmao *jumps into pool of plague virii from the year 500*
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Uh I was raised Catholic explains a lot
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god why won't this loving economy crash already, what a crock of poo poo
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THERE HAVE BEEN 14088+7177+7690+3728+7086+2970+946+2618+3227+2966+3087+2069+992+3634+3440+3003+3306+3217+3220+3362+2968+3437+2999+3731+2790+2770+2603+2576+2353+2668+20= 110,741 PAGES OF TRUMP THREAD AS OF THIS THREAD
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Turdfuzz posted:explains a lot be nice new thread, new you
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Turdfuzz posted:explains a lot Yeah, right?
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Louisgod posted:god why won't this loving economy crash already, what a crock of poo poo number's going down pretty good today, we might hit DOW 25000 AGAIN 
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