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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher 18 1.46%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 665 54.11%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 319 25.96%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 26 2.12%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 5 0.41%
Julian Castro, the Twin 5 0.41%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 5 0.41%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 17 1.38%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 3 0.24%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 8 0.65%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 86 7.00%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 23 1.87%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 32 2.60%
Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy 2 0.16%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.08%
Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated 4 0.33%
Tim Ryan, the Dope Face 3 0.24%
John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran 7 0.57%
Total: 1229 votes
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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1156989560045178880

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Darko
Dec 23, 2004

Potato Salad posted:

Do you have access to nuclear weapons?

I wont use them preemptively though.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Trabisnikof posted:

The next debate is in Houston so the apollo 13 reference might be apropos.

failure is the frontrunning option: the dnc primaries

(also lol at biden loving up so bad that buttigieg either stole his website out from under him or he yelled out the username of somebody on a porn site)

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

I think we have our new thread title.

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008
Debate & Discussion > Democratic Presidential Primary: Biden 30330

Pembroke Fuse fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Aug 1, 2019

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008

Ytlaya posted:

It kinda reminds me of Back In The Day when SA had posters like that 50ft Ant (I think that was his name) guy who were obviously not exactly reliable (to put it kindly) but had a ton of gullible posters following their every word.

50ft Ant was just a writer doing some gonzo fiction though, right? Like AngryBeeDance.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Party Plane Jones posted:

(also lol at biden loving up so bad that buttigieg either stole his website out from under him or he yelled out the username of somebody on a porn site)
His brain melted while trying to say "text JOIN to 30330"

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Majorian posted:

I think we have our new thread title.

Seconded

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
Dark Psychic Energy Zone

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




"Please listen to me, actual Satan, on my advice for you to win the election"

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Uglycat lives his truth. Check the regdate -- he's always been like that. At this point he's either what he appears to be OR the longest long-form troll this site's ever had.

I haven't seen the confirmations personally but other folks have told me that Uglycat was photographed at Standing Rock and other places, so there's at least some basic credibility to his statements. Of course, his lived experience doesn't necessarily correlate fully with reality no more than anyone else's does.

I've posted tens of thousands of photos of my adventures, and the city of south bend is my primary audience. One could ask /literally anybody in that city/ about me. Or scour my FB page. Im indisputably authentic.

As for the hacking stuff, I was on Gregg House's podcast (ep 45).

Im David Guthrie on FB. Uglycat here. Kawphy on some older 90s sites. Consensus is my hacker name. Hippies, dirty kids and native activists know me as leprechaun.

I've never been on papers.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

Harton posted:

This is exactly how I feel, Indiana is in desperate need of solid Democrats. He should be here focusing his time and efforts. I would actually excited to vote for him in Indiana. President makes zero sense right now, unless he plans on doing his 2 terms and then running for.....Indiana senate...?

That would never loving happen so that’s why this presidential run has tainted him in my mind. What’s his long game?

I mean, it's not that hard to understand. Senate in Indiana he would probably be treated by most people like a long shot and would probably lose. Run for president, give all the right signals to the establishment (attack those the establishment want attacked - Pete is the only candidate named in the anti-Bernie meetings story, raise money from all the big donors other democrats are trying to distance themselves from, etc) and you can go anywhere from VP to CAP Fellow For Bullshit, which is your next platform for national office. "Good feelings" candidate who is loyal to the establishment and only punches at outsiders gets you an ambassadorship or cabinet or whatever and from there you can actually run for president in a few years.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/jamalraad/status/1156992860903890946

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


2050 is way too late.

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

joepinetree posted:

I mean, it's not that hard to understand. Senate in Indiana he would probably be treated by most people like a long shot and would probably lose. Run for president, give all the right signals to the establishment (attack those the establishment want attacked - Pete is the only candidate named in the anti-Bernie meetings story, raise money from all the big donors other democrats are trying to distance themselves from, etc) and you can go anywhere from VP to CAP Fellow For Bullshit, which is your next platform for national office. "Good feelings" candidate who is loyal to the establishment and only punches at outsiders gets you an ambassadorship or cabinet or whatever and from there you can actually run for president in a few years.

Yeah that’s my point and why I called him a sociopath. It’s “Career Bullshit” all the way down.

I just hated trying to get people excited to vote for Joe Donnelly and am a little annoyed that one of the first Indiana politicians I actually liked is going to run immediately to DC at 37....

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Groovelord Neato posted:

2050 is way too late.

Soon:

"2050 was a great goal, and ambitious, but we need to make sure we're not destroying the lives of hard working Americans while trying to do the right thing.

That's why I'm extending the goal to 2075"

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Yeah, Biden was really trying to pretend that he would phase out fossil fuels by ending federal subsidies to end them and just acting like that would fix global warming

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Democratic Presidential Primary 30330: Hot Takes and Baked Cakes

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
Late contender for thread title

https://twitter.com/christylemire/status/1156758665937817600

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

horny is mandatory

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017


what the hell is this being displayed on

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Majorian posted:

I think we have our new thread title.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

kidkissinger posted:

what the hell is this being displayed on

looks like something in a car's dash to me

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




I have always wondered why people like karl rove, bill Cristol, and ana navarro feel like they know what will work for the democrats. I have no respect for their insights.

KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Adlai Stevenson posted:

Despite our best intentions old people still vote

We really took the wrong lesson from Logan's Run, didn't we?

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

kidkissinger posted:

what the hell is this being displayed on

You don't watch the debates from the ATM in your living room?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Bernie Sanders is the only candidate whose plans aren't scheduled to take effect after he's dead.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

kidkissinger posted:

what the hell is this being displayed on

It's a satellite radio display in a car

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

ManBoyChef posted:

I have always wondered why people like karl rove, bill Cristol, and ana navarro feel like they know what will work for the democrats. I have no respect for their insights.

It doesn't suprise me that you, a Bernie stan, have no respect for Ana Navarro

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Debate & Discussion > Democratic Presidential Primary: Joe30330mentum is real

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

Calibanibal posted:

It doesn't suprise me that you, a Bernie stan, have no respect for Ana Navarro

Holy gently caress I did not know this about her


quote:

She and her family moved to the United States in 1980, because of political turmoil,[1] though her father stayed behind, having joined the Contraswho were fighting the Sandinista revolutionaries. She later said that Ronald Reagan's support of the Contras made her a lifelong Republican.[6] 

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug

Mahoning posted:

I think I saw that Tuesday's debate had like 8-8.5M viewers (NBC averaged like 15M) so it was already significantly worse than the first debates. But I wonder how much of that was broadcast vs cable tv.

I wonder if having debate watching parties was a factor too? The one I went to Tuesday night had like 25+ people.

Pembroke Fuse
Dec 29, 2008
Joe Biden primarily supports carbon capture/sequestration - an utterly worthless technology that makes a very tiny dent in current CO2 emissions. He's such an immense piece of poo poo, its kind of amazing.

https://twitter.com/emilyhholden/status/1156960907307692033

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Primary 2020: JOEIS30330DOTCOM

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Harton posted:

That would never loving happen so that’s why this presidential run has tainted him in my mind. What’s his long game?

I sort of get the impression that Mayor Pete, while he'd like to be president, is running for president in order to run for senate or governor; he's getting his name out there, he's getting money lined up, etc, and then will drop out and convert it into a Gubernatorial run in 2020 or a Senate run in 2022.

Uglycat
Dec 4, 2000
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Epicurius posted:

I sort of get the impression that Mayor Pete, while he'd like to be president, is running for president in order to run for senate or governor; he's getting his name out there, he's getting money lined up, etc, and then will drop out and convert it into a Gubernatorial run in 2020 or a Senate run in 2022.

Sechud, then VP or secstate, then pres. He don't wanna be one of 100 senators or one of fifty governors. May be his fate, though. Hes an executive, not a legislator. Governor would be groovy though, and Indiana ( which voted for Obama, then went bback red) will be solid blue ( not even donnelly blue)

E: as to his naked ambition, there is a machine pushing him upward, having desperately scoured for young talent.

Uglycat fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Aug 1, 2019

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Pembroke Fuse posted:

Joe Biden primarily supports carbon capture/sequestration - an utterly worthless technology that makes a very tiny dent in current CO2 emissions. He's such an immense piece of poo poo, its kind of amazing.

https://twitter.com/emilyhholden/status/1156960907307692033

So just what exactly is how going to do as president?

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

HootTheOwl posted:

NBC is a waste:
In this article They labeled their winners of the two night debates. They gave credit to Bernie and Warren for winning, and yet someone also gave credit to their punching bags Delaney and Ryan for also doing well.

If you are Delaney or Ryan getting remembered at all is a win.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Uncle Wemus posted:

So just what exactly is how going to do as president?

He won't be commissioning any more coal powered battleships. What more can you ask for?

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Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Uncle Wemus posted:

So just what exactly is how going to do as president?

"Nothing will fundamentally change"

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