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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

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Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Addamere posted:

Just got challenged to prove I am not a robot just to make a Google search. What the gently caress?

First of all, I am tired of constantly having to lie to these things when they ask.

Secondly, why would Google want to limit the amount of searches being made?

a. they know you'll do it anyway
b. congrats on helping Google train a computer to detect whatever the gently caress it asked you to identify

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Nothing happened

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

sinnesloeschen posted:

'business hole: free pickles'

lol

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



woah that's the weed number

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



plump

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Buck Wildman posted:

woah that's the weed number

what's weed

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



what's number

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Bearjew posted:

what's weed

your not cool enough to handle such dank knowledge

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

SardonicTyrant posted:

Kinks are for liberals. I'm talking about loving a truck.

it's all I crave

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i will have a statement later today about a majority of c-spam posters supporting my exile

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
if you believe hard enough any number cvan be the weed number

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Schnorkles posted:

i will have a statement later today about a majority of c-spam posters supporting my exile

statement: no mods no masters binch

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/business/status/1157023722269794304?s=20

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1157024144216797185?s=19

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Bearjew posted:

what's number

go up

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bearjew posted:

what's weed

Bearjew posted:

what's number

this is what sailor does to your brain, folks. not good!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

a. they know you'll do it anyway
b. congrats on helping Google train a computer to detect whatever the gently caress it asked you to identify

Compliant humans

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
if u can't buy a plane u aren't wealthy

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Admiral Ray posted:

how in the world would that be racist, what the hell

we have a program where we take in youth that come from complicated backgrounds and they are of course black this being the DC area. They universally love chik-fila and when we do department lunch it's asked for and it turns into a loving poo poo show of woke whites slamming the place vs our black interns utterly confused as to what they just walked into. we usually hire a few of them and then take on a new squad at the end of it.

there's a good reason for "no politics at work" rules. it just ends in stupid. poo poo I had a partner who couldn't access a news site who demanded to know if we blocked it due it being conservative (The American Conservative, it's Dreher's site) cause he got a flag on it. talking him down off the cliff that we were "discriminating against limited government" was loving epic.

people get loving stupid fast about woke consumption.

don't ever become an IT manager, it's not worth it.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Buck Wildman posted:

woah that's the weed number

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

Narrarator: send them back

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Schnorkles posted:

if u can't buy a plane u aren't wealthy

I do not believe in slavery

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Louisgod posted:

employee: uhh why are there CUM stickers all over the bathroom stall

what about brown toilet paper stuck to the wall with cum?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
wE'rE wInInG iN tHe CoUrTs
https://twitter.com/MikeScarcella/status/1157024225108078592?s=19

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Remember when the house legally asked the IRS for them and they were just like... nah.

lmao

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why would anyone enslave machines

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

trump, a tough guy, can't handle his crowd? he then is willfully ignorant so that he can't be responsible for incitement~ bing bong so simple

:chaostrump:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

the gently caress is wrong with this lady's face

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Schnorkles posted:

if u can't buy a plane u aren't wealthy

eh if you're middle class you can buy a single prop plane, if you're wealthy you can have a private jet, if you're really wealthy you have multiple jets waiting at multiple places

if you have a car you're scraping by working poor

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Slow walk!
Take it easy!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

I'd like to take credit for getting the debate thread closed due to my evangelion gifs being too incisive for the hoople headed mods to understand

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

why not just release them anyway, crimes aren't real

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Both sides

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Schnorkles posted:

if u can't buy a plane u aren't wealthy

planes cost millions of dollars

yet

a hammer to toss into a spinning turbine only cost a few bucks.

very telling

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Shageletic posted:

I'd like to take credit for getting the debate thread closed due to my evangelion gifs being too incisive for the hoople headed mods to understand

did you kom susser tod them with the jerk off scene?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
the question we should be asking ourselves, is, when's the best time to remove the tags from your mattresses?

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Shageletic posted:

I'd like to take credit for getting the debate thread closed due to my evangelion gifs being too incisive for the hoople headed mods to understand

thank u for ur service

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Turns out letting the gop nominates corrupt judges was bas

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