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Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

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Mechanical Fiend
Sep 5, 2011

How'd that asshole get a white robe?!


The year is 2119

cryoengineers pull one of these things out


"Let's bring him back."

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

rameriz probably wishes he'd been invited to an epstein party

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Mechanical Fiend posted:

The year is 2119

cryoengineers pull one of these things out


"Let's bring him back."

what the gently caress is that thing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
that packaging is making me unreasonably mad, but not as mad as i am at jeffrey epstein

Mechanical Fiend
Sep 5, 2011

How'd that asshole get a white robe?!

Al! posted:

that packaging is making me unreasonably mad, but not as mad as i am at jeffrey epstein

How else are you going to transport one (1) egg?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Al! posted:

what the gently caress is that thing

that is a photo of jeffrey epstein's penis

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

I imagine Moloch became a god of the coastal elite trading Hebrews, since variations of Moloch seem to have spread throughout the Mediterranean. So when the Philistines invaded Israel became cut off from that trade network and the inland hick version of Yahweh won out.

personally i think the shittier god won

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Feranon posted:

https://twitter.com/RealityInc/status/1156676239291080704?s=19

this whole thread is just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa into infinity

Waterbury is cursed af

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Why I will continue to defend clients like Jeffrey Epstein by Dersh

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
jackie chan runs away from a group of henchmans deep down inside jeffrey epstein's cryolair and in the confusion and chaos knocks down a rack of wooden clogs, which prompts jackie chan with a gimmick advantage to defend himself against the henchmans as a whirlwind of clogs fly through the housing units of hundreds of frozen cloned egg shaped testes, shattering them beyond repair. Jackie sends one or two henchmans through another shelf of precious epstein eggs, and then starts to tap dance on the shattered remains on the floor, flicking them into the henchmans eyes, disorienting them as he makes a get away (because he doesn't want trouble) before the timer hits zero.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

defend the powerless and innocent? no! defend the powerful and guilty!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Al! posted:

that packaging is making me unreasonably mad, but not as mad as i am at jeffrey epstein

pretty sure its this blue apron product

https://gizmodo.com/behold-farm-egg-1786000006

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

lol why are there two articles today saying trump and epstein had a falling out over a real estate deal and not underage girls when there exists rape allegations against the two fighting over taking the virginity of their underage rape victim
https://www.thecut.com/2019/08/trump-epstein-friendship-ended-over-mansion-report.html
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-falling-out

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Al! posted:

that packaging is making me unreasonably mad, but not as mad as i am at jeffrey epstein

There's probably a plastic version out there too.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
thanks to an episode of RWN I know that not even Stalin thought using his seed to impregnate all the women in the USSR to create socialist super babies was a good idea.

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

Dreylad posted:

thanks to an episode of RWN I know that not even Stalin thought using his seed to impregnate all the women in the USSR to create socialist super babies was a good idea.

Which episode?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

comedyblissoption posted:

lol why are there two articles today saying trump and epstein had a falling out over a real estate deal and not underage girls when there exists rape allegations against the two fighting over taking the virginity of their underage rape victim
https://www.thecut.com/2019/08/trump-epstein-friendship-ended-over-mansion-report.html
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-falling-out

mansion is obviously code for the virginity of a teenage girl.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

comedyblissoption posted:

lol why are there two articles today saying trump and epstein had a falling out over a real estate deal and not underage girls when there exists rape allegations against the two fighting over taking the virginity of their underage rape victim
https://www.thecut.com/2019/08/trump-epstein-friendship-ended-over-mansion-report.html
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-falling-out

why would they have a falling out over girls -- they love em!

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

oh they also very obviously don't mention the rape allegations at all whatsoever in those articles

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

AnEdgelord posted:

Which episode?

Episode #188 Science in the Cold War

also a brief discussion about socialist eugenics

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

If they really worshipped Moloch then they'd be sacrificing their own children instead of giving up paltry offerings from the lower classes.

child sacrifice doesn't have to mean literally killing them, it can mean destroying their mind/heart/soul which a lot of fuckin parents are good at, especially wasps

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Dreylad posted:

thanks to an episode of RWN I know that not even Stalin thought using his seed to impregnate all the women in the USSR to create socialist super babies was a good idea.

what if it WAS a good idea tho? if i'm ever a mom i want my kid to have stalin hair :syoon:

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

^my baby daddy would have purged all the pedos already :redhammer:

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

jackie chan runs away from a group of henchmans deep down inside jeffrey epstein's cryolair and in the confusion and chaos knocks down a rack of wooden clogs, which prompts jackie chan with a gimmick advantage to defend himself against the henchmans as a whirlwind of clogs fly through the housing units of hundreds of frozen cloned egg shaped testes, shattering them beyond repair. Jackie sends one or two henchmans through another shelf of precious epstein eggs, and then starts to tap dance on the shattered remains on the floor, flicking them into the henchmans eyes, disorienting them as he makes a get away (because he doesn't want trouble) before the timer hits zero.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


comedyblissoption posted:

lol why are there two articles today saying trump and epstein had a falling out over a real estate deal and not underage girls when there exists rape allegations against the two fighting over taking the virginity of their underage rape victim
https://www.thecut.com/2019/08/trump-epstein-friendship-ended-over-mansion-report.html
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-falling-out

Pretty bummed about how blatantly everyone seems complicit in this and it's right out in the open and they flaunt their power over the masses by not even trying to be clever in hiding the evidence because there's nothing we can do to stop the systematic brutality inflicted upon the masses lol

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Mariana Horchata posted:

Waterbury is cursed af

lmao wasnt expecting the waterbury connection

though considering the giant illuminated cross that looms over the city, I should've seen it coming

Honky Mao has issued a correction as of 01:18 on Aug 2, 2019

coathat
May 21, 2007

Feranon posted:

^my baby daddy would have purged all the pedos already :redhammer:

He kind of had a bad track record with that

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

coathat posted:

He kind of had a bad track record with that

I purged the kulaks, but nobody calls me Joseph the kulak killer. I wiped out reactionaries* in the military, but nobody calls me Joseph the reformer. But name one amoral sexual predator as head of the secret police...

*may or may not have actually been reactionary.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

I think if you give any average guy a billion dollars, 9 times out of 10 they’ll start to come up with stupid megalomaniac poo poo like babymaker ranch or freezing your penis for posterity. even if they’re not a pedophile.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Captain_Maclaine posted:

I purged the kulaks, but nobody calls me Joseph the kulak killer. I wiped out reactionaries* in the military, but nobody calls me Joseph the reformer. But name one amoral sexual predator as head of the secret police...

*may or may not have actually been reactionary.

the funniest thing about the enfents Stalin program is the guy who proposed it would later become and ardent anti-communist because of the purges. suddenly somebody doesn’t like eugenics when it happens to them :smug:

e:
lmao

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 02:29 on Aug 2, 2019

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009




Man the license plate in the first one sure looks like something else in the thumbnail.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

yeah that seems intentional

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

I just loving can’t anymore

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1157124771525681152?s=21

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Q is real get ready for the storm hmbol

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

what do you think the chances are that man shared a plane with beria?

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
PIZZAGATE IS REAL

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

uber_stoat posted:

Moloch is what American evangelical Christians really worship, don't believe their lies when they say they worship the God of the Christian bible.

throw our children to death at the feet of the sun god

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