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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Gripweed posted:

cooking using a stove or oven instead of the microwave is classist

the only acceptable cooking surface is an overturned cop car that's on fire

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Gringostar posted:

the only acceptable cooking surface is an overturned cop that's on fire

I will accept with corrections.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Gripweed posted:

cooking using a stove or oven instead of the microwave is classist

Nah, when I was younger and somehow stupider, I destroyed my microwave with a potato, so I had to learn to use a stove/oven. Mostly this was because I prioritized strippers over a microwave, but it was a net positive.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

Nah, when I was younger and somehow stupider, I destroyed my microwave with a potato, so I had to learn to use a stove/oven. Mostly this was because I prioritized strippers over a microwave, but it was a net positive.

Please release the strippers you purchased. Owning humans is wrong.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



trunho

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

yuup...I'm done. I'm not throwing up in my mouth over this poo poo.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Iron Crowned posted:

Nah, when I was younger and somehow stupider, I destroyed my microwave with a potato, so I had to learn to use a stove/oven. Mostly this was because I prioritized strippers over a microwave, but it was a net positive.

It's good that you were supporting sex workers

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1157072615783063552

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



got a video job interview at 8:30 pm central lmao

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

he was just a quiet kid. a good kid. never had any problems in school

also he was iranian

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bearjew posted:

got a video job interview at 8:30 pm central lmao

are you gonna be a virtual bar tender or what

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

some days you're tired, some days you feel the outrage

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Gringostar posted:

the only acceptable cooking surface is an overturned cop car that's on fire

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Addamere posted:

are you gonna be a virtual bar tender or what

nah it's a Chinese company and the interviewer is in China

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Gringostar posted:

the only acceptable cooking surface is an overturned cop car that's on fire

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1157069169038385157

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

I haven't watched cable news or seen live broadcasts of any of this poo poo, I choose only to consume CSpam

and I believe I'm happier for it.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

“The invention of the PDF became a huge boon to white supremacists and people promoting white supremacy,”

lol

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Microwave them a few minutes first

no

do-do-do plinkey drunk cooking

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
no potato left, just skin and cheese

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

mdemone posted:

I haven't watched cable news or seen live broadcasts of any of this poo poo, I choose only to consume CSpam

and I believe I'm happier for it.

i think were smarter for it too

< exhibit a

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





stopped clock af

not just victims of the nazis tho,the romani are treated w ghastly cruelty basically conatantly from uh olden times up thru today

im weirdly relieved that america treats the usual slur for the roma as a romanyic archetype and not an ethnic identity. its not optimal—lets not use slirs folks!!—but its orders of magnitude better than almost every singlr option that isnt ”seriiusly stop saying that it is a bad alur”

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


presdient shitler pissyeti

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Bearjew posted:

got a video job interview at 8:30 pm central lmao

you still have time to watch the chud rally then

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Bethamphetamine posted:

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mu9XFNVzMQ

The prospect of Americans raiding Canadian pharmacies for cheaper prescription drugs is raising the spectre of drug shortages north of the border.

Canada is not very keen on Trump's announcement of the plan to eventually make a plan to buy drugs from Canada. And Canada is going to lock that poo poo down and only sell the dregs to the US.

SO congrats to the Trump plan withstanding 48 hours of international scrutiny before flaming out. It's a record.

quote:

Trump's announcement of the plan to eventually


Oh ok so this is never happening

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


We're so hosed lol

E like on a national and speciesal level

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Salt Fish posted:

“The invention of the PDF became a huge boon to white supremacists and people promoting white supremacy,”

lol

:confused:

If not the .PDF, it would have been .DOCX, or .TXT

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Salt Fish posted:

“The invention of the PDF became a huge boon to white supremacists and people promoting white supremacy,”

lol

thats a microwave brain take right there

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1157075150136852481

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Major disruption from the protesters, hell yea

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Plinkey posted:

no

do-do-do plinkey drunk cooking



plinkey it's ok to eat food that isn't yellow white or brown sometimes

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I hope Aaron Rupar has a support group or something

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

must've been someone in a good seat, they can't get him out

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
something's happening

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/emptywheel/status/1157071702121222144

is this the mattering???

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bearjew posted:

nah it's a Chinese company and the interviewer is in China

oh cool are you gonna be their token office white guy or something actually interesting

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Is it really so much to ask for the president to have a stroke during his rally tonight and fall over dead on live TV?

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Feral Integral
Jun 6, 2006

YOSPOS

Is it too late to exclaim that microwave's mom is smokin' hot whew goodness me-oh my-loving drat. drat damb drat fuc yeah

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