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ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

Oh no I'm going to out myself as thinking it's kinda cute and I've totally just hung around in a hotel room being goofy with my wife and eating pizza in robes because someone's watching the kids for the weekend and oh god i'm old. BUT we did not sync it to a lovely pop song and put it on twitter, thanks for watching my TED talk

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I had a really satisfying poo poo this morning. I didn't need to post it to social media with multiple angles, staged poses, and lame music.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

JoelJoel posted:

I had a really satisfying poo poo this morning. I didn't need to post it to social media with multiple angles, staged poses, and lame music.

It’d be cooler if you did

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Nottherealaborn posted:

It’d be cooler if you did

BRB: I've got an idea on how to be an Instagram influencer. Just need to finish this bowl of bran flakes first.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

JoelJoel posted:

I had a really satisfying poo poo this morning. I didn't need to post it to social media with multiple angles, staged poses, and lame music.

:same:

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

JoelJoel posted:

I had a really satisfying poo poo this morning. I didn't need to post it to social media with multiple angles, staged poses, and lame music.

but then what do you post?? :confused:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Brb, installing bidet cam and mic.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/1156649642844725249?s=20

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire

JoelJoel posted:

I had a really satisfying poo poo this morning. I didn't need to post it to social media with multiple angles, staged poses, and lame music.

Depends on how you poo poo....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba8-Vjn2a8c

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete

Music selection is booty, but having an SO to be goofy with is #blessed

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Lots of cool things suck when you post them online

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

UnfurledSails posted:

Lots of cool things suck when you post them online

:emptyquote:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://twitter.com/thewhippasnappa/status/1156595571211276288?s=21

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
The little red Mii really seals the deal there.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

ewiley posted:

Oh no I'm going to out myself as thinking it's kinda cute and I've totally just hung around in a hotel room being goofy with my wife and eating pizza in robes because someone's watching the kids for the weekend and oh god i'm old. BUT we did not sync it to a lovely pop song and put it on twitter, thanks for watching my TED talk

Yeah, I was expecting something way worse than just some dorky honkies dancing.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1157094262242074624



Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/CenTexAg/status/1157008110374051845?s=20

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/mrjohndarby/status/1157092737277145088?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/CrappyFumes/status/1156971704234565632

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/kcalaitges/status/1156273647381667840?s=21

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008




Reading through the comments for this, you can actually weigh your dog with wii fit and upload a dog mii and that is just the most amazing thing :allears:

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

I never got trying to weigh animals by putting them on the scale. When I weight my cat I take it in my arms and stand on a scale. Then I stand on the scale alone and deduct that.

Getting her to stand on the scale seems like a lot of pointless effort.

Even the vet has this scale "bowl" for weighing cats in and the vet trying to get the cat to stand still in it is always hilarious. You lifted the cat to get it into the thing!.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/nickciarelli/status/1157338314447319041?s=20

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Eschenique posted:

I never got trying to weigh animals by putting them on the scale. When I weight my cat I take it in my arms and stand on a scale. Then I stand on the scale alone and deduct that.

Getting her to stand on the scale seems like a lot of pointless effort.

Even the vet has this scale "bowl" for weighing cats in and the vet trying to get the cat to stand still in it is always hilarious. You lifted the cat to get it into the thing!.

Some dogs are several times bigger and heavier than a cat and probably easier to train to sit on a scale.


:lol:

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 19:34 on Aug 2, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1157303928477888513

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Mak0rz posted:

Some dogs are several times bigger and heavier than a cat and probably easier to train to sit on a scale.

Actually you'd be amazed at how far up the scale you can go and still have this as the most effective solution.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

This is awesome :lol:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/pursuedbytruth/status/1157279577267494912

Gah the nuns have ennui

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I've gotten more weird looks from middle aged white women than nuns

lolling at Sister Mary Sarcastic there

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I've gotten more weird looks from middle aged white women than nuns

lolling at Sister Mary Sarcastic there

Yeah, nuns don't care about goths, the bad nuns just think "they'll certainly get their eternal reward" and the good ones remember that Jesus loved everyone.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/theCJS/status/1157391245599076352

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Rolo posted:

This is awesome :lol:

I just found out that this was a real thing in a way

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jun/07/scooters-littering-city-streets-shout-at-people-unlock-me-or-ill-call-the-police

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

You love to see it.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

waiting for the inevitable wedding gofundme that will raise more than 1.5k dollars

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/markpopham/status/1155856550591905795

Triarii
Jun 14, 2003


Yeah, the first line in the video is literally what those scooters say, word for word. After that I'm guessing they're embellished a bit (I haven't tried repeated jostlings to verify)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/cloutboishortyy/status/1155662954328494080?s=21

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

nerdz posted:

waiting for the inevitable wedding gofundme that will raise more than 1.5k dollars

didnt have to wait long

https://www.gofundme.com/f/kaits-wedding

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Stay strong, Frankie
https://twitter.com/frankiemuniz/status/1157117335930429441?s=19

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