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| Joe Biden, the Inappropriate Toucher |
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18 | 1.46% |
| Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer |
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665 | 54.11% |
| Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker |
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319 | 25.96% |
| Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord |
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26 | 2.12% |
| Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Julian Castro, the Twin |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer |
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5 | 0.41% |
| Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath |
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17 | 1.38% |
| Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino |
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3 | 0.24% |
| Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist |
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8 | 0.65% |
| Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen |
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86 | 7.00% |
| Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater |
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23 | 1.87% |
| Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool |
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32 | 2.60% |
| Eric Swalwell, the Insurance Wife Guy |
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2 | 0.16% |
| Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast |
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1 | 0.08% |
| Bill de Blasio, the NYPD Most Hated |
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4 | 0.33% |
| Tim Ryan, the Dope Face |
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3 | 0.24% |
| John Hickenlooper, the Also Ran |
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7 | 0.57% |
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Jaxyon posted:Maybe not making up strawmen and hyperbole about what I'm typing? For a start. So your response is that the only acceptable means of criticizing the posts you make is to not criticize you at all. And you call everyone else fragile.
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Jaxyon posted:Maybe not making up strawmen and hyperbole about what I'm typing? For a start. Yes, you're concern trolling.
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Aug 2, 2019 02:23
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Trabisnikof posted:So your response is that the only acceptable means of criticizing the posts you make is to not criticize you at all. No, you can totally continue criticising me, people who can only do it by making up poo poo are pretty fragile yes. Majorian posted:Yes, you're concern trolling. Nope.
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Aug 2, 2019 02:27
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VH4Ever posted:I see you're not familiar with Uglycat's posts. Is this thread slowly turning into: "So, I see you are not familiar with [Uglycat's, Nonsense's, Redneck Nazgul's, Calibanibal's, that other one's, ...] posts".
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Aug 2, 2019 02:27
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Pembroke Fuse posted:Is this thread slowly turning into: "So, I see you are not familiar with [Uglycat's, Nonsense's, Redneck Nazgul's, Calibanibal's, that other one's, ...] posts". Can't turn into something it's always been. But yes, there are a great many gimmick posters.
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Aug 2, 2019 02:30
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Calibanibal posted:I 100% believe that Jaxyon's anti-yelling friends are real. And I deeply sympathize with their cause. presently synchronizing my qi aura with jaxyon's to end the scourge of loud old jewish guys forever
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Aug 2, 2019 02:30
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Jaxyon posted:My actual stance is "I don't know if it's a big issue but the people in this thread are very fragile on literally any disagreement when it comes to whomever they stan for" Your actual stance is that you "don't know" if the volume of a persons voice is a big issue in a presidential election? I dont know if these people are real, but now I know you are as stupid as they are.
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Aug 2, 2019 02:37
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spunkshui posted:Your actual stance is that you "don't know" if the volume of a persons voice is a big issue in a presidential election? I don't have data. Neither do you. Sorry for being honest, I guess.
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Aug 2, 2019 02:41
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Jaxyon posted:I don't have data. Neither do you. Sorry for being honest, I guess. https://twitter.com/dril/status/473265809079693312?lang=en
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Aug 2, 2019 02:41
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To be very clear, I think the fact that you idiots can't stop posting about me saying "oh yeah, I've heard people have an issue with his yelling" isn't because I think you're hiding a secret fear or motivation, and very much because you can't help but shout down anything at all that even sounds critical of your guy. Even if the person in question started out the conversation by saying "I don't know if it's a big deal". Here's my original post for perspective. Jaxyon posted:A lot of women I know get upset about him yelling. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 2, 2019 02:46
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Y'all seriously can't hear how big an issue Bernie sometimes being loud about things is? Bernie stans getting so deluded their apt to shatter before their God's booming baritone. You drat fools always ignore the real issues in favor of 'economic anxiety' to your own peril. Just take the L on this poignant criticism, not the YELL.
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Aug 2, 2019 02:47
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Jaxyon posted:To be very clear, I think the fact that you idiots can't stop posting about me saying "oh yeah, I've heard people have an issue with his yelling" isn't because I think you're hiding a secret fear or motivation, and very much because you can't help but shout down anything at all that even sounds critical of your guy. Even if the person in question started out the conversation by saying "I don't know if it's a big deal". And you got a whole one (1) response to it. No one really gave a poo poo about you until you decided to throw in the horseshit "ah, I see we can't criticize Bernie" shtick.
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Aug 2, 2019 02:52
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Wicked Them Beats posted:Edit: Jesus I decided to keep reading and this doofus is actually arguing that forcing poor people off of SNAP benefits is good because it will incentivize the lazy proles to get jobs. Ignoring, of course, that most people on SNAP have jobs. SNAP generally currently has work requirements for people on it between 18-49.
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Aug 2, 2019 02:52
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Oh Snapple! posted:And you got a whole one (1) response to it. Yeah, and 4 posters immediately told me how wrong i was on that!
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Aug 2, 2019 02:55
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Trabisnikof posted:Ok come on, it’s blatant you’re conflating denying they exist and denying they matter. Who are these goons who say yelling is the issue that they will stake their vote on? Point me to their posts because I’m starting to feel in my heart they are as twisted and evil as Paul Krugman.
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Aug 2, 2019 02:58
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Jaxyon posted:Yeah, and 4 posters immediately told me how wrong i was on that! https://twitter.com/dril/status/460673146451161088?lang=en
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Aug 2, 2019 02:58
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Guys, we cant make any judgments without data. Maybe its extremely important the person running for president ties their shoes without bunny loops. WE JUST DONT KNOW.
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Aug 2, 2019 02:59
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Jaxyon posted:Yeah, and 4 posters immediately told me how wrong i was on that! gently caress, I was solidly behind you right up until you started exclaiming about it. It's maybe a big issue and possibly important we keep a calm, even keel about this - yes, even in text - please just accept this incredibly reasonable criticism. *: I'm so sorry, I got animated about this maybe very important thing and exclaimed too. It's just when things matter and affect the lives of countless millions of people in an uncaring world that does its best to pretend all's well sometimes you might say things with genuine emotion. hobotrashcanfires fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Aug 2, 2019 |
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Aug 2, 2019 03:02
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sexpig by night posted:I'm just happy Shaun has found a cop he won't collaborate with. explain
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Aug 2, 2019 03:02
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hobotrashcanfires posted:gently caress, I was solidly behind you right up until you started exclaiming about it. It's maybe a big issue and possibly important we keep a calm, even keep about this - yes, even in text! - please just accept tgis incredibly reasonable criticism. No, it isn't a big issue, and no, it isn't important, and your opinion that it is is based on literally absolutely nothing
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Aug 2, 2019 03:03
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Aug 2, 2019 03:05
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look i just said someone told me once that bernie drinks horse piss. im not saying he does, i've just heard it from some people. and yet everyone in the thread is yelling at me because i just repeated what some people told me. 5 whole posters jumped down my throat by saying "bernie doesnt drink horse piss." really revealing how fragile these bernie stans truly are, they can brook no dissent.
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Aug 2, 2019 03:06
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crazy cloud posted:No, it isn't a big issue, and no, it isn't important, and your opinion that it is is based on literally absolutely nothing I'm sorry please see my edit for clarification! Oh poo poo I post yelled again! You Bernie stans are the worst (diminutive whisper) stop infecting me with passion. hobotrashcanfires fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Aug 2, 2019 |
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Aug 2, 2019 03:07
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I think that a guy who believes our country is hosed and needs foundational rebuilding should quietly state his case as it is clear that decorum is what the road to change is paved with instead of blowing out my fiancee's eardrums with an acknowledgement of suffering she doesn't personally experience. FTW.
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Aug 2, 2019 03:09
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:look i just said someone told me once that bernie drinks horse piss. im not saying he does, i've just heard it from some people. and yet everyone in the thread is yelling at me because i just repeated what some people told me. 5 whole posters jumped down my throat by saying "bernie doesnt drink horse piss." really revealing how fragile these bernie stans truly are, they can brook no dissent. This is like equating a speeding ticket to sexual assault.
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Aug 2, 2019 03:11
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:look i just said someone told me once that bernie drinks horse piss. im not saying he does, i've just heard it from some people. and yet everyone in the thread is yelling at me because i just repeated what some people told me. 5 whole posters jumped down my throat by saying "bernie doesnt drink horse piss." really revealing how fragile these bernie stans truly are, they can brook no dissent. "I don't like a thing about a candidate" is basically exactly the same as "he drinks horse piss". No I'm not fragile about this at all and please stop posting about it.
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Jaxyon posted:"I don't like a thing about a candidate" https://twitter.com/dril/status/955929478009704449?lang=en
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Aug 2, 2019 03:13
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It's very important that I explain why people who feel a certain way about a thing have incorrect feelings and are in fact secret Republicans who hate M4A.
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Aug 2, 2019 03:16
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FlamingLiberal posted:Don't forget that- Well hold on, that's all a value judgment. Maybe that's the case and maybe not, but we can get there in time. I would first like to clear up the apparent referendum about Trash Eating vs. Talking Loud which is normal and not loving weird as hell, in the shift-key politics forum.
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Aug 2, 2019 03:17
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Majorian posted:Can't turn into something it's always been. Maybe we're all gimmick posters and none of us believe any of the things we're saying. Whoa dude, look at the size of my hands. Honestly, public discourse on the internet a vastly alienating and alienated place in some ways.
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Aug 2, 2019 03:18
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Jaxyon posted:It's very important that I explain why people who feel a certain way about a thing have incorrect feelings and are in fact secret Republicans who hate M4A. https://twitter.com/dril/status/473815588503293952?lang=en
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Aug 2, 2019 03:19
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Jaxyon posted:I'm not trying to wield it as a cudgel. It's really wierd that you treat disagreement this way. It is truly unfortunate you have a post history on somethingawful. Nevertheless,
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Aug 2, 2019 03:23
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Helsing posted:Great, now you made me google "political ASMR" out of morbid curiosity and now I know that this exists bro you haven't even begun to gaze into the ASMR abyss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Jf1QDAAbg
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Aug 2, 2019 03:25
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Jaxyon posted:"I don't like a thing about a candidate" I thought it wasnt you, you just couldn't tell whether it was a big issue or not (drat tough call, I know!) People think you're a troll because the alternative is your politics are the shallowest facsimile of woke they can imagine a mind can manage. I think you've just managed to find a way for both to co-exist within you. Maybe one day you'll stumble onto a Bernie criticism that's valid and worth discussing (they exist! Many who support him even think so!) Bonus points if its something every other candidate isn't worse on... Good luck there though, thats kinda half the drat problem.
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Aug 2, 2019 03:28
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I dont even dispute that Bernie licks the fountain drink dispensers at the RaceTrac. We've all seen the pictures. But aren't there more substantive criticisms
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Aug 2, 2019 03:34
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Willie Tomg posted:It is truly unfortunate you have a post history on somethingawful. Nevertheless, Yes, it is I, the secret Delaney-stan
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Aug 2, 2019 03:38
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sexpig by night posted:Shaun came to Houston after a 7 year old black girl was shot in a drive-by, every witness described a white man with a red truck, including one who chased said red truck. Shaun comes in and sets up a huge reward for info and then within a week he passes on an 'anonymous tip' no one's ever validated payment to to the HPD who went on to arrest...two rando black guys...Shaun tried to be mr 'I'm happy I could help' and then local activists said 'uh hey what the gently caress' and he switched to 'the HPD aren't talking to me, weird, anyway I gotta go bye'. That sucks. He seemed like a good guy from his twitter.
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Aug 2, 2019 03:47
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Jaxyon if you aren't lying about your friends and their beliefs, then you should know that they are huge loving losers
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ELO Musk posted:I think that a guy who believes our country is hosed and needs foundational rebuilding should quietly state his case as it is clear that decorum is what the road to change is paved with instead of blowing out my fiancee's eardrums with an acknowledgement of suffering she doesn't personally experience. FTW. One the 1 hand, Bernie is trying to guarantee healthcare as a right for anyone on American soil. But on the other hand, he can be a bit shouty at times. Gosh, this is a tough one.
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Terror Sweat posted:Jaxyon if you aren't lying about your friends and their beliefs, then you should know that they are huge loving losers For having mild distaste for a person they perceive as yelling too much, who they will probably vote for if he's the candidate? Yeah, what terrible people, real scum of the earth poo poo.
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