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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Pohl posted:

john McCains dead lol

his mom is alive lol

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Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

neutral milf hotel posted:

both Roy Moore and Jeffery Epstein get it then

He said OVER 14 years old.

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
I should be going to bed but I need more beer
gonna walk the dog (get beer)

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Poniard posted:

check out this great email i got from a place i applied to


You just doxxed yourself. Good job [Name].

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ayn Randi posted:

it sounded bad to me. microwaves. microwaves are digital. what is digital? and it’s very complicated, you have to be albert einstein to figure it out. and I said—and now they want to buy more kitchen appliances. and i said what cooking system are you using and they said sir we're using microwaves (the cyber) and i said no you're not you use the goddamn steam

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Nichael posted:

his mom is alive lol

absolute best lmao!

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Signed,

[Signature]

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Pohl posted:

I should be going to bed but I need more beer
gonna walk the dog (get beer)

is that a euphemism for rubbing one out? ;)

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Nichael posted:

his mom is alive lol

we could be looking at an immortal situation here with John McCain just taking over the identities of family members whenever he "dies" to throw off the heat

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Inspector Hound posted:

Strokes are actually far more likely to incapacitate or paralyze you in some way but leave you alive

you're right, it would own if he were vegetable immobile prisoner in his own tiny mind for 20 more years

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

a.lo posted:

Signed,

[Signature]

normally, i would tell people to not sign their posts, but your signature is very nice

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

a.lo posted:

Signed,

[Signature]

Don't sign your posts.

e: ^^^ motherfucker!

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
god drat Delaney's campaign bus is parked a few blocks from my house and I didn't realize his slogan, emblazoned across his entire bus, is "Real Solutions, Not Impossible Promises"

im glad Warren knifed that rear end in a top hat

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
I shouldn't check my work email, I have 1 loving subordinate and I loving hate her.

ugh, my boss made me hire her and now she just makes my life hell

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

fosborb posted:

god drat Delaney's campaign bus is parked a few blocks from my house and I didn't realize his slogan, emblazoned across his entire bus, is "Real Solutions, Not Impossible Promises"

im glad Warren knifed that rear end in a top hat

steal his bus and crash it into a police station

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

fosborb posted:

god drat Delaney's campaign bus is parked a few blocks from my house and I didn't realize his slogan, emblazoned across his entire bus, is "Real Solutions, Not Impossible Promises"

im glad Warren knifed that rear end in a top hat

slash the tires

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

that might have been peak trumo

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Poniard posted:

check out this great email i got from a place i applied to


the ironic part of this tale is the position they filled is the person responsible for mail merging emails

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Pohl posted:

I shouldn't check my work email, I have 1 loving employee and I loving hate her.

ugh, my boss made me hire her and now she just makes my life hell

she writes your posts?

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

fosborb posted:

god drat Delaney's campaign bus is parked a few blocks from my house and I didn't realize his slogan, emblazoned across his entire bus, is "Real Solutions, Not Impossible Promises"

im glad Warren knifed that rear end in a top hat

Do somethint binch

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Jon Joe posted:

she writes your posts?

you are so lucky she doesn't you have no idea how bad this is ahhhhhh

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

fosborb posted:

god drat Delaney's campaign bus is parked a few blocks from my house and I didn't realize his slogan, emblazoned across his entire bus, is "Real Solutions, Not Impossible Promises"

im glad Warren knifed that rear end in a top hat

fill the tires with piss

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
thinkin bout thos trunos

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Pohl posted:

you are so lucky she doesn't you have no idea how bad this is ahhhhhh

I feel... Schadenfreude

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




The fun part about careening into an inhospitable hell world 50 years ahead of schedule is wondering how long until people just peace out of their pointless jobs en masse

Hell my last week before vacation I just stopped showing up around wednesday and no one seemed to notice or care

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


BraveUlysses posted:

thinkin bout thos trunos

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Durf posted:

The fun part about careening into an inhospitable hell world 50 years ahead of schedule is wondering how long until people just peace out of their pointless jobs en masse

Hell my last week before vacation I just stopped showing up around wednesday and no one seemed to notice or care

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
Goddammit no beer I'm just gonna go to bed.

dljfkdjaflkjasdflkj;asfjf

I'm probably gonna wake up drunk tomorrow anyway

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

did a botfly live in his upper lip when he was a kid?

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Pohl posted:

Goddammit no beer I'm just gonna go to bed.

dljfkdjaflkjasdflkj;asfjf

I'm probably gonna wake up drunk tomorrow anyway

thank you for your service

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Moridin920 posted:

I feel... Schadenfreude

oh god I'm getting dunked on my Moridin, time for sleep

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy


vape cart day :pray:

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Smarxist you weren't here this morning but

BENGHAZI 2 posted:

Last week I did a video interview for a job I'd be perfect for, that I applied to a couple years ago and barely missed the cut

Today, well



I'm so excited it's basically indistinguishable from an anxiety attack

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
imagine being a paper pusher as the world burns

fixing formatting problems in excel spread sheets, and filing error reports for dumb formulae to fix discrepencies with accounting from 3 years ago

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

you come by my corner of the tower, you best be wearing pants or i'm not trading you any pottery. i don't care if this is the New World or not

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

lol

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
I celebrated by paying my car insurance a month early and ordering a couple new Rubik's cubes

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