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Putting the milk in the pot is bad enough, but they've put way too much milk in that tea. My old cat from years ago when I had a 125
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You can't trust those flatlander weirdos. It's too much time at a constant altitude and with a level horizon it makes your brain leak out out your ears and then you're doing poo poo like putting milk in the pot and living in cities and god knows what else.
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People who pour into cold milk and leave the bags steeping in now lukewarm liquid are loving weeeeeirrrrddooos. Also rosemary and sea salt on chips is fantastic. Honest burger does it and I approve.
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Guavanaut posted:https://twitter.com/Namorrodor/status/1157235706730876929 Aw man, I just moved to Yorkshire. Can't believe I have to move again.
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I could also be someone who could chip in to this podcast rigmarole. But would it make sense to organise it through the UKGoon Discord?
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Could create a voice channel on discord to do so
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If you're going to do a podcast make it better than the last Goon podcast I heard going through and talking about every Garfield strip in chronological order. Make it like a Goon Brexitcast.
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Aug 2, 2019 12:05
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Make it a work of fiction where you're discussing political matters but in a world where we voted to remain.
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I've lived in Yorkshire most of my life, and I don't know anyone barbaric enough to put milk in the teapot. Most people I know get angry if the milk goes near the tea before it's brewed.
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Aramoro posted:
If I want several hours of strangled wordless screams I'll start recording my therapy sessions.
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It goes Hot Water - Bag - Wait for Brew - Remove bag - Milk. Sugar is an abomination. In summer I'll also accept Bag - Hot Water Enough to Cover Bag - Wait for Brew - Remove Bag - Add to Glass half full of ice water.
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Aug 2, 2019 12:09
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Azza Bamboo posted:Make it a work of fiction where you're discussing political matters but in a world where we voted to remain. A sealab 2021 rip off where we all just randomly shout BIZARRO and play clips of Boris Johnson.
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i'll do a part on the podcast but it'll only consist of me eating various orange chocolate treats in the background while periodically mentioning how nice they are
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gently caress me I forget sometimes just how much racism is simmering under the surface in Norway. I got a nice little surprise lecture today on the dangers of gender equality and the twin threats of Slavs and Islam in replacing good, Christian-God-fearing Norwegians. From an ecologist of all loving people. One second we're talking seal populations, the next minute it's "hey you know what other population is under threat, and it's all down to our damned egalitarianism causing our women not to breed enough". Not exactly the first time I've been blindsided by a conversation taking that sort of turn here, but I naively didn't expect a biologist presumably trained in evolutionary theory and population dynamics to come out spouting  and great replacement poo poo.
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Diet Crack posted:People who pour into cold milk and leave the bags steeping in now lukewarm liquid are loving weeeeeirrrrddooos. I leave the bag steeping forever but don't add any milk. I just want that poo poo to get as strong as possible.
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Azza Bamboo posted:It goes wrongo Milk -> Teabag -> Water -> Brew -> Remove bag. Agreed on sugar though.
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Angepain posted:i'll do a part on the podcast but it'll only consist of me eating various orange chocolate treats in the background while periodically mentioning how nice they are What's your stance on Quality street Orange creams vs Orange Crisps.
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Diet Crack posted:Wait, what.. What indeed, is that a graph for ants?
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Aramoro posted:
Sorry, but it’s you who is wrong. This is not how you make tea. Like the basic principle is that you use boiling water to steep the tea, why the gently caress would you cool it before putting the bag in?
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Guavanaut posted:I never hear about Australia in positive contexts. It's always distant boomer relatives or someone doing a terrorism or some chode trying to explain to me that "we never had slaves down here so it's not racist when I say [racist poo poo]" or getting mad about the name of a rock or some poo poo. You see it a lot of as well that most of the ancaps only tend to be Americans or Australians. I assume it's Murdoch Disease.
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This constant poo poo about #metoo making it impossible for men to have female friends is driving me up the loving wall. You can absolutely still have female friends, you just can't be gross and inappropriate and constantly try to gently caress them Toby you stupid fuckboy. Rarity posted:Oh my god make the pain stop Also she looks like an eleven year old in an adult suit feeling so pleased at her school presentation and she reminds me of Neil Morrissey. namesake posted:A sealab 2021 rip off where we all just randomly shout BIZARRO and play clips of Boris Johnson.
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Aramoro posted:wrongo You’re a monster. Bag -> water -> brew -> sugar -> show it the milk to frighten it -> remove bag
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Aramoro posted:What's your stance on Quality street Orange creams vs Orange Crisps. The cream quality streets are the best.
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Aramoro posted:What's your stance on Quality street Orange creams vs Orange Crisps. crispy stuff in chocolate can go either way for me but fundamentally orange flavoured chocolate somehow beats orange flavoured stuff surrounded by chocolate every time. i don't know how this works but that's the facts
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Bobby Deluxe posted:UKMP Episode 1: BoJo's Bizarre Adventure ゴゴゴゴ Za Warldo Trade Organisation Brexit
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Bobby Deluxe posted:Also she looks like an eleven year old in an adult suit feeling so pleased at her school presentation and she reminds me of Neil Morrissey. It's the way she pauses after every line for rapturous applause that really gets to me
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crispix posted:There's definitely something in that. Like how twirls are nicer than solid dairy milk, even though it's probably the same chocolate. I reckon it's because all the twirly crumbly bits give a greater chocolate surface area
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Aramoro posted:wrongo bruv https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtK_vfp8po8 This has already been settled.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:
Somebody already did a podcast with this joke. Think it was Reel Politick.
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Aramoro posted:What's your stance on Quality street Orange creams vs Orange Crisps. the dead babies and privatisation of essential water sources really adds to the flavour of quality street stuff.
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Jose posted:It's gross imo that job centre workers refer to us as customers  Was talking to someone last night who a few weeks ago had to sign on for the first time in years. He said his advisor was a man of around 60 years old who signed the "job seeker agreement" as Dr. Turned out he had a PhD in philosophy. My friend singing on has a PhD in history. Apparently a lovely man who was upfront about the fact that he just needed a job to survive and set out everything in a way that gave a definite impression that he knew perfectly well how ridiculous it all had become. crispix fucked around with this message at 12:28 on Aug 2, 2019 |
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I think we can do better than to insult a woman's looks, can't we? Like insulting her repulsive politics.
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Rarity posted:Oh my god make the pain stop Johnson government is officially amateurs' hour level poo poo Looking forward to those new negotiations with the EU, I'm sure the Commission is quivering in their boots at the intellectual might of this cabinet.
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lmao https://twitter.com/frankfieldteam/status/1157244898803892226
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HopperUK posted:I think we can do better than to insult a woman's looks, can't we? Like insulting her repulsive politics. Yeah, you're right. Anger got the better of me. crispix fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Aug 2, 2019 |
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Bobby Deluxe posted:This constant poo poo about #metoo making it impossible for men to have female friends is driving me up the loving wall. You can absolutely still have female friends, you just can't be gross and inappropriate and constantly try to gently caress them Toby you stupid fuckboy. While the complainers are all horny men who want to harass women again, I thinks there's a related point in that our relationship dynamics in modern society still rely on men taking the initiative, and many men are unsure about how to square this with not abusing male power dynamics, especially with people's social circles being shrunk to more professional relationships by capitalism. It doesn't excuse men conplaining they know no women, but I do think we're going through a social shift that not all our norms and expectations have adjusted to
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BizarroAzrael posted:Somebody already did a podcast with this joke. Think it was Reel Politick. The first WDTATW after Boris' ascension was named Bojo's Bizarre Election.
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