Birds, birbs and bribs: Archaeopteryx's palms up, sarcasm air quoting: "Clever girl."

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/corvidresearch/status/1155900724393283584

# ? Jul 30, 2019 04:52

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# ? May 31, 2024 12:56

venus de lmao: Apr 30, 2007; Call me "pixeltits"

I would absolutely love a tattoo of BAD BUDGIE, that's tattoo material for sure

# ? Jul 30, 2019 05:35

Stoner Sloth: Apr 2, 2019

backyard birb! (eastern rosella)

# ? Jul 30, 2019 22:36

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/awtt8NH.mp4

# ? Jul 30, 2019 23:05

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

zoux posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pNWf8Sa.mp4

cross post from something else

# ? Jul 31, 2019 00:17

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/Art_Relatable/status/1156316033721884672

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1155946840610656257

# ? Jul 31, 2019 00:28

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

snergle posted:

cross post from something else

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?

# ? Jul 31, 2019 00:42

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Pretty much.

Crows in particular. We get some absolutely huge swarms of crows around Vancouver, literally almost darkening the sky when they fly over. In the evening they gather in miles long swarms and follow the main highway toward Burnaby, and then go roost in a single spot by a local technical college. It's a scene straight out of The Birds when they do.

Platystemon posted:

# ? Jul 31, 2019 14:18

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1GhQmj1Jek

# ? Jul 31, 2019 14:53

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

https://twitter.com/WildRedlands/status/1156854237457862656?s=19

# ? Aug 1, 2019 10:23

Tendai: Mar 16, 2007; "When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."; Grimey Drawer

Posting this here too because it's one of the best things I've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9iifaLV15Q

# ? Aug 1, 2019 16:35

Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/lucaheim/status/1156902893464649728

# ? Aug 2, 2019 18:47

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Sininu posted:

https://twitter.com/lucaheim/status/1156902893464649728

That bird is a so lovely in its fancypants and pretty hat.

# ? Aug 2, 2019 18:50

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sICaV6VKI6I

# ? Aug 3, 2019 01:05

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

https://twitter.com/BirdBronx/status/1157495314753970176

# ? Aug 3, 2019 04:45

LITERALLY A BIRD: Sep 27, 2008; I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

I'm just dipping in to say I was reading the edit history on the wikipedia Bird page (I didn't remember it being quite so up front about the dinosaur thing) and came across this:

Which is my new favorite out of context sentence.

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 00:53 on Aug 4, 2019

# ? Aug 4, 2019 00:38

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

https://twitter.com/WildRedlands/status/1157922984918581249

# ? Aug 4, 2019 14:52

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/F6ZtPDZ.mp4

# ? Aug 4, 2019 18:39

Doom Mathematic: Sep 2, 2008

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/F6ZtPDZ.mp4

They're trying to drink from the shadow! :3:

# ? Aug 4, 2019 19:26

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

Not sure if there�s a way to embed this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/clzfdx/bird/

# ? Aug 5, 2019 07:06

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/YTKNPeV.mp4

# ? Aug 5, 2019 19:58

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/nL9t9Mz.gifv

# ? Aug 6, 2019 01:02

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Ariong posted:

Not sure if there�s a way to embed this.

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/comments/clzfdx/bird/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV8kMOXPoZE

bonus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ6plUfSAjo

# ? Aug 6, 2019 05:27

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1158850240574717952

# ? Aug 7, 2019 00:05

Nordick: Sep 3, 2011; Yes.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I'm just dipping in to say I was reading the edit history on the wikipedia Bird page (I didn't remember it being quite so up front about the dinosaur thing) and came across this:

Which is my new favorite out of context sentence.

LITERALLY MORE BIRDS

# ? Aug 7, 2019 10:51

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

# ? Aug 7, 2019 11:08

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Platystemon posted:

gently caress your mp3 player

# ? Aug 7, 2019 14:07

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Your child: "I made this for you"
Your dog: "I found this for you"
Your cat: "I caught this for you"
Your bird: "I destroyed this"

# ? Aug 7, 2019 17:23

RoboRodent: Sep 19, 2012

Extinct giant possibly carnivorous parrot found.

I want one to be my friend!

# ? Aug 7, 2019 19:11

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/2cxvNsa.mp4

# ? Aug 8, 2019 00:30

HEY GUNS: Oct 11, 2012; FOPTIMUS PRIME

RoboRodent posted:

Extinct giant possibly carnivorous parrot found.

I want one to be my friend!

imagine giant kakapos

# ? Aug 8, 2019 00:40

TaurusTorus: Mar 27, 2010; Grab the bullshit by the horns

RoboRodent posted:

Extinct giant possibly carnivorous parrot found.

I want one to be my friend!

So a one meter tall kea that eats flesh. :iit:

# ? Aug 8, 2019 00:48

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

That giant parrot could probably bite your hand clean off at the wrist :ohdear:

# ? Aug 8, 2019 14:24

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

Krankenstyle posted:

That giant parrot could probably bite your hand clean off at the wrist

And then smack you across the face with it.

RoboRodent posted:

Extinct giant possibly carnivorous parrot found.

I want one to be my friend!

I love that when a New Zealand paper made up a graphic to show the bird to scale, they also chose to imply that it would probably be up for a bit of purse-snatching.

Pookah has a new favorite as of 15:58 on Aug 8, 2019

# ? Aug 8, 2019 15:53

Pookah: Aug 21, 2008; 🪶Caw🪶

edit: double post

# ? Aug 8, 2019 15:57

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

That Tui's like "uhhh where did you guys come from"

# ? Aug 8, 2019 17:32

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/CDK1SHR.mp4

# ? Aug 8, 2019 18:24

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Krankenstyle posted:

That giant parrot could probably bite your hand clean off at the wrist

Normal parrots are like toddlers with tin snips.

That beast was a toddler with hydraulic shears.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:36

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/2cxvNsa.mp4

that pigeon was found to have commited suicide by slaming a spike strip into the back of its head repeatedly.

# ? Aug 8, 2019 22:50

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# ? May 31, 2024 12:56

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

# ? Aug 9, 2019 03:42

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