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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Inspector Hound posted:

Yeah he's been delivering some hum dingers lately, even for him

E like did you see

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1157259424794324992?s=19

Well yeah, that one

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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Trump just walked back his nomination of Radcliffe for DNI. Makes me wonder what kind of scandal he was involved in.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


They're all real, don't fight it

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

shovelbum posted:

well, are you in field service?

he told me to be a doctor or a lawyer

and i chose wrong there too

:smithicide:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
lmfao back in the day like 90+% of people came back for those asylum court appearances.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Zyla posted:

he told me to be a doctor or a lawyer

and i chose wrong there too

:smithicide:

hey, you can quit being a lawyer

uh, unless you have student debt. Then you probably cant

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao back in the day like 90+% of people came back for those asylum court appearances.

back in the day, ok grandpa back in the ice cage with you

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Vim Fuego posted:

hey, you can quit being a lawyer

uh, unless you have student debt. Then you probably cant

only a slim and trim 111k :toot:

thats not a lot right

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Zyla posted:

he told me to be a doctor or a lawyer

and i chose wrong there too

:smithicide:

ha, same

:hfive:

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Zyla posted:

only a slim and trim 111k :toot:

thats not a lot right

have you considered getting really into baseball tickets and possibly conservative jurisprudence

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Zyla posted:

only a slim and trim 111k :toot:

thats not a lot right

have you considered selling your refrigerator

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao back in the day like 90+% of people came back for those asylum court appearances.

Well yeah back when they weren't being held in a poorly disguised tractor trailer with "mouse trap" written on the side

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



but also

:smithicide:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

redneck nazgul posted:

have you considered getting really into baseball tickets and possibly conservative jurisprudence

:hmmyes:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
student loan debt is incredibly horrible, it's like the country shooting itself in the face with a shotgun

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Bearjew posted:

but also

:smithicide:

:hfive:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Squizzle posted:

to understand crack ping, picture yrself bastaïng w lavren. imagine the smell. a happy cartoon aircraft swoops o'erhead, dropping sons and polls. imagine the smell. you start to get a lil genghis khan. imagine the smell. is the tape real?? imagine the smell

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

shovelbum posted:

trading... races?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Lol at college finishers

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

emfive posted:

student loan debt is incredibly horrible, it's like the country shooting itself in the face with a shotgun

and its basically all thanks to the hard work of the person currently leading the polls as the democratic candidate for president in 2020

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

to understand crack ping, picture yrself bastaïng w lavren. imagine the smell. a happy cartoon aircraft swoops o'erhead, dropping sons and polls. imagine the smell. you start to get a lil genghis khan. imagine the smell. is the tape real?? imagine the smell

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

the hell

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Inspector Hound posted:

Lol at college finishers

dropped out after one year and a 1.7 gpa :whatup:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

emfive posted:

student loan debt is incredibly horrible, it's like the country shooting itself in the face with a shotgun

If I didn't have to worry about medical and student loan debt I could rent like two additional apartments lmao

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

this movie was on comedy central every day from roughly 1998-2004

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Inspector Hound posted:

If I didn't have to worry about medical and student loan debt I could rent like two additional apartments lmao

i mean there are probably better ways you could spend the cash

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

redneck nazgul posted:

dropped out after one year and a 1.7 gpa :whatup:

I made it a little farther but yeah in the end it was like "why am I doing this to myself"

lorn Wayne posted:

i mean there are probably better ways you could spend the cash

Just to illustrate though

And maybe not apartments in this town

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

lmao look up soul man movie

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Squizzle posted:

to understand crack ping, picture yrself bastaïng w lavren. imagine the smell. a happy cartoon aircraft swoops o'erhead, dropping sons and polls. imagine the smell. you start to get a lil genghis khan. imagine the smell. is the tape real?? imagine the smell

how can I pack this into a bowl and smoke it, im not quite ready to inject it straight into my veins

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1157359222851624960

tfw u are not hopping mad

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/wbaltv11/status/1157358915006455815

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Zyla posted:

he told me to be a doctor or a lawyer

and i chose wrong there too

:smithicide:

I thought the law job market was better now at least, did you go to a truly horrendous school or is it hard to get hired as a not-new-grad or something idk

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Inspector Hound posted:

If I didn't have to worry about medical and student loan debt I could rent like two additional apartments lmao

haha yeah ours are basically a mortgage payment

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Al! posted:

this movie was on comedy central every day from roughly 1998-2004

lol its true

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/mattkbh/status/1157324140476391426

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Vim Fuego posted:

Is this one real?

*extremely harrison ford voice*

all of it. its all true

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Inspector Hound posted:

If I didn't have to worry about medical and student loan debt I could rent like two additional apartments lmao

yeah thats how boomers all ended up with two additional apartments to rent to you

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Oh I could pay off my Revolving Credit Cards of Death (Death death death)

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmfao back in the day like 90+% of people came back for those asylum court appearances.

ha hahaha the :ice: camps are so funny hahahahah loving :gritty: thank u lord Comcast! hahahahahahaha

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

shovelbum posted:

I thought the law job market was better now at least, did you go to a truly horrendous school or is it hard to get hired as a not-new-grad or something idk

little of column a little of column b

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