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Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.

Taintrunner posted:

imagine waking up with the knowledge that pizzagate is real

yeah I mean today was fine, nothing too out of the ordinary.

how was your day with the knowledge pizzagate is real?

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Pizzagate is real lmfao

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

The Saucer Hovers posted:

jeeze wow what else might be real

for some reason this oldschool art bell clip was the first thing that popped into my lil noggin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7Oszrbb5MY

the child sacrifice demons posing as gods are the extra dimensional beings under area 51. under denver airport and harvard too probably

Segata Sanshiro has issued a correction as of 01:40 on Aug 3, 2019

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Good soup! posted:

Pizzagate is real lmfao

The only problem with Pizzagate is that it was too conservative about the size of the conspiracy.

Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003

is Mike Cernovich still pushing pizzagate now that it's real or has he backed off because Dersh mailed him a horse head or something

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
drat, my life a movie!!

Christoph
Mar 3, 2005

Zas posted:

why was a 96 year old judge still on the bench anyway jfc

A drug dealer I knew in prison told me about a federal judge in Texas who was in his 90s and had a special system of brass tubes going through the courtroom. You had to speak into the tubes in order for him to hear you through an old-timey earpiece up on the stand. (gerontojudge sentenced him to do 85% of 20 years for a few street corner marijuana deals)

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

steinrokkan posted:

The only problem with Pizzagate is that it was too conservative about the size of the conspiracy.

also, like, why do it in a pizza basement when you can just use a mansion or an island

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Pizza gate, fake news? neeeeeigh! pizza gate is real!

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

lol if u can't take one glance at DIA/blucifer and realize that america serves demonic forces

i bet polybius the mind control arcade game was real too

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

01011001 posted:

also, like, why do it in a pizza basement when you can just use a mansion or an island

heck, if a few of the JonBenét Ramsey theories are any indication, as bourgeoisie you either deliver or eat in with a meal served by your chefs, you don’t go to some greasy hipster place

Feranon posted:

i bet polybius the mind control arcade game was real too

The Interface Series (or r/9M9H9E9) uses polybius pretty neatly. Great story, done by a recovered addict and psychotic case who basically did an Illuminatus but as horror.

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 02:57 on Aug 3, 2019

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Feranon posted:

i bet polybius the mind control arcade game was real too

it's pretty dull for a Tempest clone

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Feranon posted:

lol if u can't take one glance at DIA/blucifer and realize that america serves demonic forces

i bet polybius the mind control arcade game was real too

Khomeini was right

Machine Cult
Dec 23, 2005

A TEXT IS HERE

Feranon posted:

lol if u can't take one glance at DIA/blucifer and realize that america serves demonic forces

i bet polybius the mind control arcade game was real too

That made my mind snap around, and I had to google it. Cause’ that’s not the same DIA that I first thought of. Lol

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k
Pizzagate wasn't real just because all of the elites are pedos.

They did not hide out in the basement of a pizzeria that doesn't have a basement
Cheese Pizza is only code for child porn on the loving website that pushed pizzagate hardest, none of the other code phrases are real
It is absolutely not the case that Donald John Trump is the only moral elite, working to bring down the conspiracy of pedos instead of being one
Pizzagate didn't even exist until long after everyone already had a pretty good idea about what the deal with Epstein was

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Red Minjo posted:

Pizzagate wasn't real just because all of the elites are pedos.

They did not hide out in the basement of a pizzeria that doesn't have a basement
Cheese Pizza is only code for child porn on the loving website that pushed pizzagate hardest, none of the other code phrases are real
It is absolutely not the case that Donald John Trump is the only moral elite, working to bring down the conspiracy of pedos instead of being one
Pizzagate didn't even exist until long after everyone already had a pretty good idea about what the deal with Epstein was

thanks for dropping in to tell us how pedos act based on personal anecdotes

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

rich pedo that we already knew was a pedo cause he’s already been arrested for being a pedo gets rearrested for still being a pedo





omg pizzagate is real

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Vomik posted:

thanks for dropping in to tell us how pedos act based on personal anecdotes

look at this dipshit that thinks Turmpo and 8chan aren't pedos, and that nobody knew Epstein was a pedo until recently

Ross DaouThot
Aug 31, 2018

when i hit that loud and open cspam the adam curtis music starts playing

bird with big dick posted:

rich pedo that we already knew was a pedo cause he’s already been arrested for being a pedo gets rearrested for still being a pedo





omg pizzagate is real

up yours bucko hope mossad not the mossad is paying handily

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Red Minjo posted:

look at this dipshit that thinks Turmpo and 8chan aren't pedos, and that nobody knew Epstein was a pedo until recently

congrats on your gbs modship

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



robert morrow has been trying to tell america that donald trump is a child rapist for years. but did we listen?

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
The Octopus’ sex slavery operations were uncovered multiple times in the 80s and the Satanic Panic coverage eclipsed that poo poo hard. Intelligence employs plenty of people in seemingly lopsided professions and has had its repertoire of scifi writers and film producers in the past so you better loving believe the Pizzagate/Qanon Series bible is lying in a binder in a filing cabinet somewhere in a basement in Langley.

Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 06:36 on Aug 3, 2019

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

how was your day with the knowledge pizzagate is real?

Nice try but I'd rather not get perma'd

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

A Buttery Pastry posted:

It's a deep fake on top of a real Trump piss tape.

squint and you can see that its hillary

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i didn't know this thread existed until I saw it mentioned after checking the tromp thread after not checking that in a hot minute and then i read through this and yep its still an insane world story

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

link the loving piss tape!!! i need to see it!!!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Finicums Wake posted:

the video is quickly deleted from virtually everywhere it's uploaded, and i've yet to see anyone in the press actually address it. seems real lol

edit: if it's not real, that raises the questions: who made the video, and to what end? the pisstape, whether it actually depicts trump or not, is definitely real

do you mean this one i found googling trump pisstape on the first page of results?

since its nws

https://twitter.com/pisstape/status/1089019000271581184?lang=en

Suplex Liberace
Jan 18, 2012



Farm Frenzy posted:

link the loving piss tape!!! i need to see it!!!

Pisstape.org tell your senators

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://twitter.com/MarkAmesExiled/status/1157027911490244608?s=20

https://twitter.com/RudyHavenstein/status/1157068087243366401?s=20

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1156708955537760256

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

"philanthropist" should be pseudonymous with pedophile

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014


some of them are cool with it because they'd do the same, if they could

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

"philanthropist" should be pseudonymous with pedophile

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQJ9GUVxPl8

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Red Minjo posted:

Pizzagate wasn't real just because all of the elites are pedos.

They did not hide out in the basement of a pizzeria that doesn't have a basement
Cheese Pizza is only code for child porn on the loving website that pushed pizzagate hardest, none of the other code phrases are real
It is absolutely not the case that Donald John Trump is the only moral elite, working to bring down the conspiracy of pedos instead of being one
Pizzagate didn't even exist until long after everyone already had a pretty good idea about what the deal with Epstein was

Cool now tell us what the pizza related map on a napkin is about

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

The US was literally founded by men who openly enslaved women, raped those women, and then enslaved the children that were born as a result of that rape. And this was all incentivised by the market for enslaved labor.

In that respect the Epstein case is just the continuation of a US tradition.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Red Minjo posted:

Pizzagate wasn't real just because all of the elites are pedos.

They did not hide out in the basement of a pizzeria that doesn't have a basement
Cheese Pizza is only code for child porn on the loving website that pushed pizzagate hardest, none of the other code phrases are real
It is absolutely not the case that Donald John Trump is the only moral elite, working to bring down the conspiracy of pedos instead of being one
Pizzagate didn't even exist until long after everyone already had a pretty good idea about what the deal with Epstein was

Wow holy poo poo pizzagate is real except it's the opposite of what the right wing morons have been pushing for years except it's also bipartisan and every rich person and politician or person with power is probably baby sacrificing Moloch worshipper (which loving owns) but somehow mixed up pedophilia into this and that's where I draw the line

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Dr. Killjoy posted:

The Octopus’ sex slavery operations were uncovered multiple times in the 80s and the Satanic Panic coverage eclipsed that poo poo hard. Intelligence employs plenty of people in seemingly lopsided professions and has had its repertoire of scifi writers and film producers in the past so you better loving believe the Pizzagate/Qanon Series bible is lying in a binder in a filing cabinet somewhere in a basement in Langley.

:hmmyes:

Intelligence agencies really hit the jackpot with the UFO flap during the Cold War. They've had decades and decades of perfecting the art of disinformation and psyops to be able to do heinous and evil poo poo in plain sight.

super macho dude has issued a correction as of 14:45 on Aug 3, 2019

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Atrocious Joe posted:

The US was literally founded by men who openly enslaved women, raped those women, and then enslaved the children that were born as a result of that rape. And this was all incentivised by the market for enslaved labor.

In that respect the Epstein case is just the continuation of a US tradition.

yeah i can understand people expressing disgust or horror or fear over this but if you're shocked then you ain't been paying attention to any of american history

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006

sat on my keys! posted:

some of them are cool with it because they'd do the same, if they could

me, a top scientist: Hey this creepy pimp is lowkey offering me his underage kidnapped girls. I must be a big deal!

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super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Maybe all those scientists also had hosed up egg dicks.

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