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Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
I want tories to literally feel terror at the thought of an upcoming General Election.

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Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 20 days!

Cerv posted:

"I want [criminals] to literally feel terror at the thought of committing offences”
- new home secretary Priti Patel, or Judge Dredd

She said as she jumped on a plane to escape justice.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1157531644871565313

The full frothy racism that's come bubbling up because the black American woman who married Harry is doing a daft guest edit of a magazine is kind of scary.

Saith
Oct 10, 2010

Asahina...
Regular Penguins look just the same!
An English village is about to be drowned by a reservoir? How tragic.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

I would love to dose the water supply with enough sodium pentathol for a day so that all the 'traditionalists' would just loving admit that they're racist, it's because she's not white, and then get on with life with their horrible opinions fully exposed.

She had a lovely bum and bad storylines in suits, but apart from the monarchy needing to be destroyed, she seems as worthy to inherit the obscene wealth as the next person.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Azza Bamboo posted:

I want tories to literally feel terror at the thought of an upcoming General Election.

You could just have said "criminals" again.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/fotoole/status/1157541018255974400?s=19

:can:

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Easy peasy, see, first you make Sinn Féin take their seats in Westminster and stop Brexit, then you get a reunited Ireland, then the Republic of Scotland becomes part of Norway and they both join the EU...

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Like yeah I guess technically the Shinners could do that and turn those seats into Remain ones, but... why would they?

The mind boggles.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Why won't you prioritize brexit over socialism Corbyn?

Why won't you prioritize brexit over a united Ireland Sinn Fein?

Why won't you prioritize brexit over the Roman Catholic Church Pope Francis?

This isn't how you get votes you know.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Sinn Fein wanted to bring back the punt for a while years ago.
So not sure how much they like the EU now over UK.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



happyhippy posted:

So not sure how much they like the EU now over UK.

Well the british won't be in it, so significantly more

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Saith posted:

An English village is about to be drowned by a reservoir? How tragic.

i mean that does seem p bad?

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
I can't believe no one has figured out that the theme tune to UKMP is going to a sick mandolin solo

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

happyhippy posted:

Sinn Fein wanted to bring back the punt for a while years ago.
So not sure how much they like the EU now over UK.

The shinners were Eurosceptic until Brexit happened, though I guess they can hate both the EU and the UK at the same time

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

XMNN posted:

i mean that does seem p bad?

I think noted Welsh poster Saith is obliquely referring to Capel Celyn, a Welsh village flooded over much local protest to provide water for Liverpool.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I look forward to no-one learning from this dam incident, that our infrastructure is almost completely unsuitable for our changing climate.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Coohoolin posted:

I can't believe no one has figured out that the theme tune to UKMP is going to a sick mandolin solo

I do want this, at least a musical ep feat. Hoolie

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Oh man thinking of that the episode on Scottish independence is gonna be the one that destroys the podcast as 70% of the contributors morph into telegraph oped writers

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Hentai Jihadist posted:

Oh man thinking of that the episode on Scottish independence is gonna be the one that destroys the podcast as 70% of the contributors morph into telegraph oped writers

New podcast name: We don't Talk about the Whether Scotland should be Independent or not.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
but these people are in derbyshire and weren’t members of liverpool city council in the 60s?

plus it wouldnt be the first english village to get flooded by a reservoir, e.g. ashopton, derwent, mardale, that one under rutland water etc.

and it probably won’t be the last

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Ratjaculation posted:

I look forward to no-one learning from this dam incident, that our infrastructure is almost completely unsuitable for our changing climate.

moar sandbags like in the war and DREDGE ARE RIVERS!!!

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

namesake posted:

New podcast name: We don't Talk about the Whether Scotland should be Independent or not.
That's a separate spinoff podcast. Pissflaps presents Scotpol, featuring Coohoolin and Jedit.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
STOP TALKING DOWN BRITAINE THAT DAM IS STRONG AND STABLE

*dam breaks, river surges through*

WE'RE TAKING BACK CONTROL OF OUR WATERS :byodame:

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/squires_david/status/1156147999300448256

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Ratjaculation posted:

I look forward to no-one learning from this dam incident, that our infrastructure is almost completely unsuitable for our changing climate.

has boris even commented on it yet lol

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws




Far too wordy that Squires fellow. It is a cartoon after all.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

big scary monsters posted:

That's a separate spinoff podcast. Pissflaps presents Scotpol, featuring Coohoolin and Jedit.

the first podcast in the world to have negative subscribers

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Jose posted:

has boris even commented on it yet lol

I think he has visited and maybe sent a tweet?

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

the theme should be this maybe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmKr40EjYao

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Just get the contributors together and drunk one night. Then loutishly yell/sing "ooo jeremy corbyn" into a microphone.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Ratjaculation posted:

I look forward to no-one learning from this dam incident, that our infrastructure is almost completely unsuitable for our changing climate.

Looking forward to the 'investigation' into it which will happen 15-20 years from now when no one can be held liable as they have retired or died.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

BizarroAzrael posted:

So I have a £25ish headset I use for games, how good is that likely to be? Still open to getting a new mic.

I mean, I'd have to hear it.. but probably terrible.

What's fine for gaming sounds really bad on a podcast. Partially it's about the size of the diaphram - on a headset mic it will be tiny, pro recording (stand-mounted) mics are bigger. Like how you get lovely sound out of tiny speakers (at any sort of volume).

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Azza Bamboo posted:

Just get the contributors together and drunk one night. Then loutishly yell/sing "ooo jeremy corbyn" into a microphone.

That's the opening to season 2.

WhatEvil posted:

I mean, I'd have to hear it.. but probably terrible.

What's fine for gaming sounds really bad on a podcast. Partially it's about the size of the diaphram - on a headset mic it will be tiny, pro recording (stand-mounted) mics are bigger. Like how you get lovely sound out of tiny speakers (at any sort of volume).

Help me budget

Guests £50
Advertising £30
Microphones £4000
Staff £10

Help me my podcast is dying

namesake fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Aug 3, 2019

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Dead Goon posted:

Far too wordy that Squires fellow. It is a cartoon after all.

He does at least put jokes in though which puts him in the top 1%

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Captain Fargle posted:

And yet they're entirely more on brand for this thread with "gently caress you! With a loving anchor! You're all cunts so gently caress you all!" than anyone else put forward.

I challenge anyone to find a better intro stinger for a UKMT podcast than that.

Footprints in the Custard - Don't be a oval office

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

namesake posted:

That's the opening to season 2.


Help me budget

Guests £50
Advertising £30
Microphones £4000
Staff £10

Help me my podcast is dying

I was the original person ITT who said 'get anybody doing the podcast to spend at least 20 quid on a desk or stand mic' :P

You don't need to get a professional studio recording mic, just get something that's not a headset.

I know this because my headset died recently, and I couldn't find a decent headset (with mic) which didn't have a massive gamer tax on it... so I bought a $100CAD Sennheiser headphone set and a $25 no-name Chinese desk mic and the quality is WAY better than any headset mic I've ever had.

Rooted Vegetable
Jun 1, 2002

WhatEvil posted:

You don't need to get a professional studio recording mic, just get something that's not a headset

Just curious if the podcasters have anything they'd recommend for those of us who spend all day on Online Meetings with headsets on. I figure that I'm spending so much time presenting etc I should put some effort into the audio.

Alan G
Dec 27, 2003

namesake posted:

New podcast name: We don't Talk about the Whether Scotland should be Independent or not.

Some variation of “No, on the contrary/contra points might work too.

Also seconding Onsind for thread band. Heterosexuality Is Just A Construct is better than pokemon city limits though...

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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1157531644871565313

The full frothy racism that's come bubbling up because the black American woman who married Harry is doing a daft guest edit of a magazine is kind of scary.

I'm probably being super racist but I've always wondered about this because as far as I can see she's... not black?

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