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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Fallom posted:

Investing in resilient, distributed sources of energy ought to be appealing to rugged individualists. Creating massive new industries around renewables ought to make investors salivate. Instead we let the liches in charge of a tiny fraction of our industry dominate us.

Bush as governor of Texas pushed for wind energy so we weren't dependent upon foreign energy in case the Saudis decided to flex nuts

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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

Bush as governor of Texas pushed for wind energy so we weren't dependent upon foreign energy in case the Saudis decided to flex nuts

i have some bad news regarding saudi nut flexing

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Fister Roboto posted:

My favorite is the people who are on the bargaining stage of grief, ie it's not going to be THAT bad. My dad's a big fan of saying that people can just move north to Canada and Siberia, which will of course be perfectly hospitable and ready to support billions of people with zero effort.

The temperature of those areas might become livable in our post-climate change hellscape while India ends up abandoned, but the current days of easy food production in the quantities required for the current population to not drop by low to mid double digit percents will be completely, irrevocably rear end-hosed sans lube. Rough estimate is about a century per inch of topsoil, assuming an otherwise balanced and lively ecosystem in perfect conditions (like nutrient rich rains rinsing off mountains and accumulating in valleys) and less ideal places, you can double or triple that time.

Siberian wastelands are....not that.

Edit, that's also just talking soil. Latest I read was something 30-40% caloric drop in production of staple crops like wheat and rice, purely from the excess atmospheric CO2, which is another point you're likely to hear, "Plants love CO2, they grow better with more of it, it'll be fine!" because they're loving stupid and swallowing any excuse they can find on Facebook to ignore how truly, thoroughly, hosed we are.

bird food bathtub fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Aug 3, 2019

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Yeah the soil can't support large scale agriculture even if the climate does. There's no escaping to magical lands now made fertile.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Reports of three dead, 18 total casualties in mass shooting in El Paso:
https://twitter.com/KTSMCelina/status/1157706121496485891

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
^^^ Oh good, another one this week :smith:

I got into an argument with a guy, and his post-climate collapse plan is to buy a bunch of land in Kamchatka and build a compound with an electrified fence surrounding it. I didn't even begin asking him how he plans to power that, what he planned to eat and drink, and what he would do about the billions of people who would come knocking at his door.

A Bad Poster fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Aug 3, 2019

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
:tandp:

bengy81
May 8, 2010
Enjoy beer and coffee while you can, that poo poo is gonna be a luxury for the uber rich. I might buy a couple hundred pounds of green coffee and vacuum seal it, would probably last me most of the rest of my life.

Speaking if lightning bugs, we saw some in our neighborhood a fee weeks back. I was kind of surprised because they had never been really common in our part of Colorado as far as I know, so it was cool to gross out our kids with them.

Also I've seen probably 10 different bee types in my garden since my sunflowers bloomed. Its been really fun watching all the bugs doing their thing this year, we didnt have quite as much insect diversity at our old place.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

A Bad Poster posted:

I like asking climate deniers when the last time they saw a lightning bug was, that usually shuts them up for a few seconds.

FYI, https://www.npr.org/2019/07/28/745990066/there-are-more-fireflies-in-chicago-than-usual-this-year-heres-why

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I wonder if one reason amazon does so well is because that way people won't have to brave being in public and possibly dodging bullets

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
All we need is more good guys with guns, then this problem

https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1157720090390827009?s=19

will be another problem!

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Living in the Great Lakes region, I feel lucky that I’m in one of the few areas that might derive some benefit from climate change, although on the whole it’s obviously a global catastrophe. Chicago and all the other major cities in this region, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Detroit & Cleveland (maybe lol) are going to be overflowing with climate refugees.

Shitloads of freshwater, some of the most productive agricultural land on the planet, numerous large cities, etc.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Did he shoot everyone inside the JCPenney? I find it hard to believe that they have that many customers in a store at any hour of any day.



Jokes aside, what the gently caress.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

bengy81 posted:

Speaking if lightning bugs, we saw some in our neighborhood a fee weeks back. I was kind of surprised because they had never been really common in our part of Colorado as far as I know, so it was cool to gross out our kids with them.

Also I've seen probably 10 different bee types in my garden since my sunflowers bloomed. Its been really fun watching all the bugs doing their thing this year, we didnt have quite as much insect diversity at our old place.

Those insect population collapse studies were kind of uh, let's be nice and say slightly blown out of proportion. If anything is gonna be capable of surviving and evolving through climate change it's gonna be fuckin' bugs.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

All we need is more good guys with guns, then this problem

https://twitter.com/ScottMStedman/status/1157720090390827009?s=19

will be another problem!

It will always be a problem. Because Good Guy With a Gun is not a uniform, and for all they know, you are really the bad guy with the gun.

And its looking like it might be an 8chan Chud.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

CommieGIR posted:

It will always be a problem. Because Good Guy With a Gun is not a uniform, and for all they know, you are really the bad guy with the gun.

And its looking like it might be an 8chan Chud.

again: glow belts

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Damnit, we've got 8 chans now?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

again: glow belts

Safety Belts are always the answer, Shirt.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
looking like its 22 dead, the maybe manifesto says its retaliation against mexicans for taking over the country etc

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Hot Karl Marx posted:

looking like its 22 dead, the maybe manifesto says its retaliation against mexicans for taking over the country etc

What are the sources on this?

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Hot Karl Marx posted:

looking like its 22 dead, the maybe manifesto says its retaliation against mexicans for taking over the country etc

Got a link? I'm seeing 18 hospitalized everywhere.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1157727705154150402

edit: i also saw a video that looked like at least 4 dead outside the walmart

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Did he shoot everyone inside the JCPenney? I find it hard to believe that they have that many customers in a store at any hour of any day.



Jokes aside, what the gently caress.

I'll forgive you because my first thought was to joke about this happening in pennys as well

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

again: glow belts

Powered armor except instead of weapons it dispenses PPE

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

my kinda ape posted:

Those insect population collapse studies were kind of uh, let's be nice and say slightly blown out of proportion. If anything is gonna be capable of surviving and evolving through climate change it's gonna be fuckin' bugs.

The bugs are pretty much gone from where I live and there's fewer every year and it's one of the wettest places in the continental US so... Prey species are taking it on the chin too. It's so quiet in summertime when you used to hear deafening choirs of frogs

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

Milo and POTUS posted:

The bugs are pretty much gone from where I live and there's fewer every year and it's one of the wettest places in the continental US so... Prey species are taking it on the chin too. It's so quiet in summertime when you used to hear deafening choirs of frogs

Please take some of ours then :negative:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Milo and POTUS posted:

Mad max but with airboats will look loving amazing if anyone is looking for a silver lining. Southern Georgia won't be safe from raiders

It's gonna be like that Burt Reynolds movie "Gator".

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1157744374605856770?s=19

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Whuuuut.


Well in non-news im in the Central Valley, CA and I just saw a trump supporter in the shortest short shorts I ever saw. He would have had to tuck up his balls to keep them in his place. Like 1 inch or less inseam.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Milo and POTUS posted:

The bugs are pretty much gone from where I live and there's fewer every year and it's one of the wettest places in the continental US so... Prey species are taking it on the chin too. It's so quiet in summertime when you used to hear deafening choirs of frogs

Do you live in an agricultural area that uses a lot of pesticides? The place where I live has seen a surge in insects this year due to the wet weather.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
Looks like the reports of a large number of fatalities might be wrong? None of the major news sites are reporting more than one confirmed death so far, as far as I can see. I'm guessing someone said something like "22 casualties" and that was interpreted to be dead and not wounded/dead.

Would be cool if people on twitter would stop spreading his loving face and manifesto around.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LingcodKilla posted:

Whuuuut.


Well in non-news im in the Central Valley, CA and I just saw a trump supporter in the shortest short shorts I ever saw. He would have had to tuck up his balls to keep them in his place. Like 1 inch or less inseam.

If they're shorter than ranger panties I'd like a link please

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

LingcodKilla posted:

Whuuuut.


Well in non-news im in the Central Valley, CA and I just saw a trump supporter in the shortest short shorts I ever saw. He would have had to tuck up his balls to keep them in his place. Like 1 inch or less inseam.

Why you lookin'?

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

LingcodKilla posted:

Whuuuut.


Well in non-news im in the Central Valley, CA and I just saw a trump supporter in the shortest short shorts I ever saw. He would have had to tuck up his balls to keep them in his place. Like 1 inch or less inseam.

When I said I wanted the 90s back, I didn't mean it.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

If they're shorter than ranger panties I'd like a link please

They were. Like a speedo cut across instead of up and he was golfing in them.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

LingcodKilla posted:

They were. Like a speedo cut across instead of up and he was golfing in them.

this is the real drawback of global warming

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
NBC and ABC saying 18 dead now :(

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


my kinda ape posted:

NBC and ABC saying 18 dead now :(

Any presidential tweets yet?

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

LingcodKilla posted:

Any presidential tweets yet?

He tweeted a thoughts and prayers thing earlier and then like 14 minutes later he tweeted a picture of some MAGA hat wearing MMA/boxer dude telling him good luck tonight.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Of course. It’s just a bunch of Mexicans to him and not terrorism.

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