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Nottherealaborn posted:Pellet gun from a carnival game as an unlockable item please I'm changing my answer to Theme Park as well.
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Aug 2, 2019 20:14
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A casino with janky theme park rides in it like Whiskey Pete's or the Stratosphere
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Aug 2, 2019 20:15
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Discendo Vox posted:Thread poll: Hunter & Hunted because it'd make no sense. You Better Watch Out would be good, repurpose assets from Hokkaido and Holiday Hoarders and you're halfway there already.
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Aug 2, 2019 22:33
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Zaffy posted:I'm changing my answer to Theme Park as well. Make it a water park so we have an excuse to unlock the wetsuit from Hawke's Bay. Possible kills include: opening and operating (as a park employee) an unfinished/under maintenance ride that has the target drop down face-first into the hard concrete of an empty pool. Luring the target behind the scenes and pushing them into the mechanisms of the wave pool. Emptying air tanks on scuba gear. Poisoning their sunscreen. Really I just wanna see 47 in swim trunks.
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Aug 2, 2019 22:36
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Fuego Fish posted:Really I just wanna see 47 in swim trunks. Like this, but completely bald and frowning: 
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Aug 2, 2019 23:04
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I love my new The Undying suit!
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Zaffy posted:At risk of getting put on a list; The White House. As a location, not a remake of the plot. The same with the King of China Town. White House would definitely be cool but in the current political climate it would probably be pretty hard for them to get away with it (I mean hell didn't they already get in a little bit of trouble for it even when Blood Money came out?). The riverboat level from Blood Money would be a cool one to revisit - or at least, a similar concept. To bring it up to Hitman 2016 level scale, they could have something on a cruise ship instead. A casino level would also be neat, although that might end up being kind of similar to the Bangkok hotel since that's basically what it was in Blood Money. Something that could be interesting would be to roll all the old Hong Kong levels from the original game into one big level, where you do could do all the various things from those in order to gain access to other areas - i.e. start by infiltrating the meeting between triads and assassinating one, starting a gang war, which would change the AI behaviour on the rest of the map and potentially open up other areas, and so on. It would probably be a huge scripting nightmare to make work, though, since for it to really be a proper new Hitman level, they'd also have to have the option of skipping any of the steps and finding some alternative way in.
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Aug 3, 2019 00:10
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Riverboats are often also casinos so you could do a combination ship/hotel/casino mission for a fair bit of environmental variety.
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Aug 3, 2019 01:02
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Ack, I knocked out The Chameleon and dumped his rear end out a window but I guess someone saw his unconscious body in the second it was falling but before it or something cuz I got a body found malus at the end and I don't know when else it could have occured.
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Aug 3, 2019 01:27
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I wanna emphasize that hotel levels are actually pretty sucky from a stealth design standpoint- lots of identical, small dead ends on main artery corridors. There's a reason Gama has four rooms total, and the Himmapan 12.
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Aug 3, 2019 01:36
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Double hit like A Dance with the Devil.
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Aug 3, 2019 01:44
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Welcome to the Grenwich co-op who kept rejecting my application ten years ago 47
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Aug 3, 2019 01:52
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Traditions of the Trade avoided that problem by adding an indoor pool and sauna, shops, and a goddamn ghost. All things Thailand missed out on.
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Zaffy posted:I'm changing my answer to Theme Park as well. earlier in the thread we were pitching an assassination of Willy Wonka and it was excellent
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Aug 3, 2019 05:27
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47 disguised as an oompa loompa still makes me laugh
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Oceanbound posted:I'm a boring rear end in a top hat and just used the electrocution phone on the ET. in 2016, the chameleon was the first ET i did. to date, he was the only one i didn't get SA on - somebody spotted his unconscious body as i dumped it out a window. i'd been thinking, today i would push him off the balcony and get the SA run on him i've been waiting for. but instead imma just do this lol
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Aug 3, 2019 09:49
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A remake of the abandoned theme park as a running theme park/water park is a solid pick. Maybe even both at once in a big Disneyworld-like park. Let us use our coins to buy merch to throw/wear as a tourist disguise, cotton candy to poison, and access to some rides. I'm thinking stuff like an arcade with a claw machine on the premise, which 47 can rig to always/never work to catch out a target who really wants one toy, or paying extra to get all the ride photos so there's no evidence left. Bean your target with a novelty licence plate with their name on it, end Bort's miserable life. The key thing is that it has to be at least a semi-operational park instead of a run-down abandoned one so we can have 47 riding spinning teacups with a Failing that I'd want A Dance With The Devil solely to get that golden suit/mask, or any of the ones with multiple enemy assassins because the Kashmirian bit of Mumbai was pretty fun. So long as we can rig up a couple of enemy assassins into mutually believing each other is their target and getting an SA rating from an extremely loud gunfight between them.
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Aug 3, 2019 10:59
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RBA Starblade posted:Another opera would be fun Yeah I'd love another version of an opera where you can be a guest, slip backstage, replace a performer, gently caress with props ala Blood Money etc. Pennfalath posted:I love my new The Undying suit! I freaked out because my game crashed after I'd already downloaded data from the laptop and I thought it might classify this as abandoning the mission and mark it as failed. Happily it hadn't and I was able to complete it, and now I have also have my own awesome Undying suit too.
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Aug 3, 2019 12:47
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this ET has a serious phobia of toilets when they get sick. He goes to a garbage can just outside the top floor bathroom instead of going to the toilet like anyone else. If you give one of the hackers an emetic needle, he'll go downstairs to vomit over there. Very annoying. This does provide an opportunity for a different accident kill. coin + chandelier = perfect crime
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Aug 3, 2019 12:57
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double nine posted:this ET has a serious phobia of toilets when they get sick. He goes to a garbage can just outside the top floor bathroom instead of going to the toilet like anyone else. If you give one of the hackers an emetic needle, he'll go downstairs to vomit over there. Very annoying. Sean Rose doesn't give out keys to his private bathroom to just anyone you know. (Yes I know the AI ignores locked doors)
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Aug 3, 2019 13:07
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Watching the noclip documentary, and gotta laugh when they say Absolution sold badly - it sold better than any other Hitman game before.
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Aug 3, 2019 16:53
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Dammit, seen at the last second by a recogniser on my way out of the map.
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Aug 3, 2019 16:55
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I threw the electric phone at him and it slid under the desk and every two minutes someone new would come into the room to report the ringing. Sean Rose did it once. I ended up waiting to push him off the balcony.
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Aug 3, 2019 17:01
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Funky Valentine posted:I threw the electric phone at him and it slid under the desk and every two minutes someone new would come into the room to report the ringing. Sean Rose did it once. Don't throw, just place it on top of the desk.
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Aug 3, 2019 18:19
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Placed the phone on the desk, got the files, got the target, took a wrong turn on my way to an exit and blew SA. Still got the two outfits but for gently caress's sake. PS make sure when you PLACE the phone on the desk that the hacker isn't right there or he'll take it instead.
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The new escalation with the joggers is incredible fun. They should do more where you're just making a nuisance of yourself rather than murdering people 
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Brofessor Slayton posted:Failing that I'd want A Dance With The Devil solely to get that golden suit/mask, or any of the ones with multiple enemy assassins because the Kashmirian bit of Mumbai was pretty fun. So long as we can rig up a couple of enemy assassins into mutually believing each other is their target and getting an SA rating from an extremely loud gunfight between them. That would be a pretty fun remix of A Murder of Crows. You'd have to ditch the whole senator assassination angle because it wouldn't make any sense that the assassins are somehow confusing each other for him when like, they are wearing bird suits and he's standing on a podium on a parade float. But it would be pretty funny to set up various scenarios where somehow all three of them take each other out simultaneously.
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Aug 3, 2019 21:03
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they could just do an amusement park level that wasnt closed, the one they did was supposed to just be a lovely little boardwalk carnival, not really a full fledged modern amusement park. For an excuse of having high security things going on just have there be like the president is visiting the park and the target is the head of secret service or something along those lines
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Aug 3, 2019 22:50
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Don't need to go that far, just have the targets be: a) the CEO of the giant entertainment conglomerate that owns the park and b) the superilluminati member who's meeting them to hand over this year's Secret Media Brainwashing plans. Amusement parks are fuckin' gigantic so set the whole mission in a subset of the full park, Space Land or Western Land or Militia Apricot Farm Land or whatever. Make it so the mission takes place on the area's grand opening day. The centrepiece of the new area is a new rollercoaster, but the park engineers are having last minute problems. The CEO's there to open the new zone, the other guy is there because there's a lot of other VIPs around for the event giving him cover for the meeting, as well as a ton of extra security. To distinguish it from Miami I'd make the CEO a very mobile target who's touring around the public areas of the park with his entourage, almost never out of the civilian crowds: very easy to get close, but hard to kill unnoticed (especially if IOI give him an aversion to picking up random phones). The other guy can be lurking in the more secure but less busy backstage/VIP area. Opportunities could alter those general states, of course. 47, it would be a shame if the inauguration went....off the rails.
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That Escalation actually got easier as it went along. The level 3 complication basically removes the one risk of something being witnessed due to how it repositions the coach.
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Aug 4, 2019 00:47
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yeah the noclip "documentary" is practically an advertising campaign, it's repeating their own current marketing material point for point.
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I only recently watched any of the noclip docs, so just the Hitman and Doom ones so far. The interview bits are interesting enough, but is the presenter loading in as many clichés as possible on purpose? He's literally doing the "Oh, hello! Didn't see you there!" maneuver while leafing through a concept art book.
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Aug 4, 2019 08:58
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i liked how a bunch of locations shown in the documentary reminded me of sapienza areas
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Aug 4, 2019 09:40
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The Cheshire Cat posted:That would be a pretty fun remix of A Murder of Crows. You'd have to ditch the whole senator assassination angle because it wouldn't make any sense that the assassins are somehow confusing each other for him when like, they are wearing bird suits and he's standing on a podium on a parade float. But it would be pretty funny to set up various scenarios where somehow all three of them take each other out simultaneously. Oh yeah, it was more the multi-assassin setup than the actual plot. Just some kind of masquerade event where there are multiple hits going on at once and you're either tasked with stopping them or taking out one unrelated target who'd be evacuated quickly once bullets start flying. There are a lot of secondary themes that could go with it - mardi gras, masquerade ball, opera house's grand opening - but the main thing is having at least a couple of assassins doing their own thing. Like you've knocked a dude out and are dragging him to a closet to hide the body but you bump into another disguise specialist doing the same thing.
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 Surprise Mechanics PC 1-01-6075741-95
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Restrained Crown Posse posted:I only recently watched any of the noclip docs, so just the Hitman and Doom ones so far. The interview bits are interesting enough, but is the presenter loading in as many clichés as possible on purpose? He's literally doing the "Oh, hello! Didn't see you there!" maneuver while leafing through a concept art book. The noclip documentary of FFXIV and its failure -> rebirth was really good, with some surprisingly indepth interviews with the director of the game and some other folks. It wasn't as ah, cliche as this one.
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where the red fern gropes posted:Surprise Mechanics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUxDdlEWIg4
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where the red fern gropes posted:
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Nice.
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