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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

So in 59 seconds he killed 9 people and injured dozens, thanks police

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1157446641156337664


(from like a day and a half ago)

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Clearly this is not the outcome that the officer wanted, nor the outcome the department wanted," the Arlington police chief said. Ms. Brooks was not the target of the officer's use of force," the police chief said. "The dog was." "Our hearts are broken for the Brooks family and the officer who executed her accidentally,"

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

Third World Reagan posted:

wait did we have anotehr shooting

lol

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

pathetic little tramp posted:

look at this just-woke-up poster

IT IS TIME TO WORK OUT

but it is raining

so I guess squats?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Bethamphetamine posted:

Clearly this is not the outcome that the officer wanted, nor the outcome the department wanted," the Arlington police chief said. Ms. Brooks was not the target of the officer's use of force," the police chief said. "The dog was." "Our hearts are broken for the Brooks family and the officer who executed her accidentally,"

unreal

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
what ever, I am gonna go measure my dick and anus with calipers and post it to analphrenrology.net.wiki

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



tacodaemon posted:

was it one of those dreams people have all the time about going back to high school with the keyboard guy from spandau ballet

no it was really boring, I got an iced coffee and drove to a cartography meetup in a park on a hot day and met a bunch of people my brain made up and when I got back in my car the coffee was still cold

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

love to wake up and find out there was a shooting right by where I was a couple of hours after I left because I was a big baby and decided to head home early.

real loving cool and normal

they didnt shoot up the burrito place did they

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Woke up, saw headlines with "Dayton", wondered why Dayton's officials were commenting on a shooting in El Paso.

:negative:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Poniard posted:

ok I fell asleep, had an entire dream and now I'm awake again

Youve missed another 7 shootings during your short nap... The shooters were all white though so nothing to worry about, go back to bed

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

looks pretty comfy tbqh

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Didn't they just have a Trmpl rally in Cincy a few days ago?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
ok so what I know is most of the el paso poo poo

someone in dayton got 9 people???

And maybe Miami?

Also my anal phrenology puts me as an alpha rear end

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jennschiffer/status/1157818264845717506

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun and that happened and this is a perfect example of the system working as intended :911:

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljVR-esfxY8


totally loving normal for a war zone, wtf listen to that poo poo

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
My vacuum cleaner hose was jammed up, pretty gross in there

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Pancakes posted:

Woke up, saw headlines with "Dayton", wondered why Dayton's officials were commenting on a shooting in El Paso.

:negative:

https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1157446641156337664

Pohl
Jan 28, 2005




In the future, please post shit with the sole purpose of antagonizing the person running this site. Thank you.

aye, lmao

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

I've got to do some grocery shopping today.

Wal-Mart or Kroger? Which one will I get home alive from?

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Third World Reagan posted:

ok so what I know is most of the el paso poo poo

someone in dayton got 9 people???

And maybe Miami?

Also my anal phrenology puts me as an alpha rear end

Dayton took less than a minute.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Bethamphetamine posted:

I've got to do some grocery shopping today.

Wal-Mart or Kroger? Which one will I get home alive from?

Kroger

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
:blastu: :doggo:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



2DCAT posted:

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun and that happened and this is a perfect example of the system working as intended :911:

yeah they need to stop having those strict gun control regulations in frou-frou lefty areas like texas and ohio

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Bethamphetamine posted:

I've got to do some grocery shopping today.

Wal-Mart or Kroger? Which one will I get home alive from?

no one goes to kroger

it is teh safe choice

hey marketing goons, please write a "grocery store with the least mass shootings" ad for our dystopian future

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Bethamphetamine posted:

I've got to do some grocery shopping today.

Wal-Mart or Kroger? Which one will I get home alive from?

Use a grocery service like Peapod or Instacart and just tip extra nice if they get injured bringing you your Hot Pockets

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Bethamphetamine posted:

I've got to do some grocery shopping today.

Wal-Mart or Kroger? Which one will I get home alive from?

food obelisk

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Well a mass shooter will kill you in Kroger if you're black, mass shooter will kill you in Wal-mart if you're Hispanic, so it depends on your own ethnicity

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Jesus. I was a mile away last night at another bar thinking how easily this could happen where I’m at. gently caress.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Pancakes posted:

Use a grocery service like Peapod or Instacart and just tip extra nice if they get injured bringing you your Hot Pockets

you got uber rapists or killers

just imagine what a food delivery service will do

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
What's wrong with your stupid loving country

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Hot Karl Marx posted:

What's wrong with your stupid loving country

it's full of americans and idk what can be done about that

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Hot Karl Marx posted:

What's wrong with your stupid loving country

Liberalshly: guns and nothing else

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Third World Reagan posted:

no one goes to kroger

it is teh safe choice

hey marketing goons, please write a "grocery store with the least mass shootings" ad for our dystopian future

Good lord I wish this were true of my local Fred Meyer. Any time I go there I nearly lose my poo poo navigating the aisles with a cart.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Hot Karl Marx posted:

What's wrong with your stupid loving country

we all got trump brain

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Which aisle is the best for taking shelter? I'm assuming frozen foods have a better chance to stop rounds but then you take your chances with a greater risk of broken glass. :ohdear:

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Hot Karl Marx posted:

What's wrong with your stupid loving country

It is the capitalist core of the planet

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