- uniball
- Oct 10, 2003
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i posted this on reddit already but i figure the sa war3 thread would enjoy a longer and more tower-focused post so here you go. i trained a neural network on all of the replays on highper.ch and it's good
here are samples from the model trained only on official clan towa replays
here are samples from the model trained on all uploaded replays
check out the first file in each dir and namesearch if you were part of the golden age of towers for some smiles!
early on before i had GPU training (which is 60x faster) working, it was already outputting plausible bnet chat (140 steps):
quote:(09) GoT : i'm gonna make fun of you
(09) GoT: u make sure u kill your mom
(10) GoT: like
(14) GoT:
(15) GoT: I'll leave you with, "
(16) GoT:
(17) GoT: i mean
(18) GoT: i got one machete from this room
(19) GoT: i had
(20) GoT: mine
(21) GoT: a
(22) GoT:
(23) GoT:
(24) GoT:
(26) GoT: my mother just died
this early sample is shockingly realistic (250 steps):
quote:(31:48 / All) BEAR_AND: nya
(41:25 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: i'm sick of seeing a team of this size play a game that feels so good to me
(47:14 / All) BEAR_AND: its awful
(49:16 / All) Mata.: i think it's a noob tactic
(49:21 / All) BEAR_AND: ure right
(49:33 / All) BEAR_AND: it would not be fun at all
(50:06 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: oh god
(50:07 / All) Mata.: you've been in a tower fight for this whole game now
(50:34 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: lol
(50:39 / All) Mata.: you're losing
(50:50 / All) Mata.: now i'll be able to tell you I've actually lost a game
(50:52 / All) Mata.: u know how bad u can get
(51:34 / All) Mata.: the game you win was
(51:38 / All) Mata.: ull die to every single skill that would stop you playing
(51:53 / All) Mata.: it was a bad move
(51:54 / All) Mata.: your team wins
(51:57 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: lol
(51:59 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: u'll have the same loss over and over again
(52:07 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: i dont care
(52:11 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: what u ever win about this game, ull never win again...
(53:15 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: how bad you are
(53:15 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: if you were a free-roamg fucker that would kill you....
(53:28 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: and i would never win again lol
(53:40 / All) DIRTINHEARSTORM: the first one you win
(53:43 / All) Mata.: you're terrible and losing
(53:46 / All) Mata.: and losing is a better option for us than losing...
(53:53 / All) Mata.: i think you're getting good at fighting for the win
(53:55 / All) Mata.: how u feel about losing a game and losing in a mirror and that's a loss we're all talking about?
(53:54 / All) BEAR_AND: lol you suck
(54:25 / All) Mata.: you're not that bad either
(54:28 / All) Mata.: losing is a better option
(54:30 / All) Mata.: a losing game is better
i actually think it's both funnier and more believable earlier in the training process, which i think means our dumb rear end wigchat personas are better simulated by a simpler neural net
it learned some core clan towa chat techniques, including pausing the game if a teammate is afk and talking about pizza:
quote:(17:24 / Allies) blizzard: howdy
(17:28 / Allies) blizzard: go
(17:34 / Allies) BEAR_AND: you are so loving wrong
(17:38 / Allies) blizzard: lol
(17:39 / Allies) blizzard: lol
(17:43 / Allies) blizzard: that
(17:53 / Allies) BEAR_AND: we're getting our pizza out
(18:12 / Allies) blizzard: that's loving awful
(18:13 / Allies) blizzard: they're too good
(18:15 / Allies) blizzard: we've got a loving pizza
(18:15 / Allies) blizzard: we have pizza
(18:24 / Allies) BEAR_AND: gently caress you
(18:31 / Allies) blizzard: lol
(18:44 / Allies) BEAR_AND: no he wasn't
(19:23 / Allies) blizzard: but he's nice
(19:30 / Allies) blizzard: not at all
(19:35 / Allies) BOOSTINGTIMES: nice pizzas
(19:44 / Allies) BEAR_AND: you guys dont know how easy that is to make pizza and you guys
(19:49 / Allies) blizzard: you know what I'm saying
(20:04 / Allies) BEAR_AND: go
(20:24 / Allies) BEAR_AND: get out now
(20:25 / Allies) blizzard: i can
(20:32 / Allies) Blizzard: go
(20:34 / Allies) BEAR_AND: lmao
(20:34 / Allies) BEAR_AND: go
(20:43 / Allies) blizzard: you guys can't eat pizza
(20:50 / Allies) blizzard: they're too good
(20:53 / Allies) BOOSTINGTIMES: go
(22:12 / Allies) blizzard: howdy
(22:15 / Allies) BOOSTINGTIMES: i can't afford a pizza
(22:16 / Allies) BEAR_AND: pizza
(22:22 / Allies) BOOSTINGTIMES: you're terrible
(22:33 / Allies) BEAR_AND: can't afford pizza
(22:39 / Allies) BEAR_AND: can i afford pizza
(22:42 / Allies) BEAR_AND: pizza
(22:51 / Allies) BEAR_AND: can i afford pizza
(22:53 / Allies) BOOSTINGTIMES: can you afford anything that tastes like pizza
(22:57 / Allies) b1v1k: i can't afford pizza
(23:08 / Allies) BOOSTINGTIMES: can you afford pizza
(23:36 / Allies) BEAR_AND: don't you guys remember when you first told me we should do pizza?
(23:37 / Allies) BEAR_AND: i still have pizza though
(23:38 / Allies) b1v1k: that guy
(23:47 / Allies) b1v1k: i would have hosed the poo poo out of you
(23:55 / Allies) blizzard: i had a pizza
(24:13 / Allies) b1v1k: no i'm not making pizza
(24:16 / Allies) BEAR_AND: yeah
(24:17 / Allies) b1v1k: i have not even spent a single cent on a pizza or anything
(24:17 / Allies) BEAR_AND: i'm loving out
(24:19 / Allies) blizzard: i have nothing on foot
(24:20 / Allies) blizzard: what are you going to do with your loving pizzas?
(24:55 / Allies) BOOSTINGTIMES: gently caress
(25:34 / Allies) blizzard: you guys have the right to make your own pizza
(25:42 / Allies) blizzard: you guys are too good
(25:52 / Allies) blizzard: so we can make our own pizza
(26:30 / Allies) BEAR_AND: pizza
(26:45 / Allies) BEAR_AND: can we make pizza
(27:18 / Allies) blizzard: ok you can
(27:28 / Allies) blizzard: i got pizza
(27:34 / Allies) blizzard: is that what you said
(27:44 / Allies) b1v1k: okay
another core chat technique is blasting the chatlog with demeaning laughter when the opponent gets sufficiently owned. no problem for our language model:
quote:(31:17 / Allies) Mata.: haha
(31:20 / Allies) Mata.: i need more wagons and towers
(31:28 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: wow
(31:28 / Allies) Mata.: gosu
(31:29 / Allies) Mata.: gl hf
(31:36 / Allies) Mata.: gl
(31:40 / Allies) Mata.: gl
(31:43 / Allies) Mata.: gl
(31:49 / Allies) Mata.: gl
(32:04 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:10 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:13 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:23 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:25 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:26 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:39 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:41 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:47 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:48 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:56 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:57 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(32:59 / Allies) Mata.: LOL!
(33:00 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: gently caress
(33:01 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(33:03 / Allies) Mata.: gently caress bahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(33:15 / Allies) Mata.: gently caress bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(33:58 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: gently caress
(34:07 / Allies) Mata.: gently caress gl hf
(34:12 / Allies) Mata.: oh
(34:14 / Allies) Mata.: they just want to get out of there
(34:18 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(34:24 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(34:29 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: lmfao
(34:29 / Allies) Mata.: gently caress gl hf
(34:28 / Allies) Mata.: hehe
(34:36 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(34:46 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: gl bahhhhhhhhahhhhhh
(35:08 / Allies) Mata.: fuckin'
(35:09 / Allies) Mata.: wow
(35:20 / Allies) Mata.: gently caress
(35:24 / Allies) Mata.: i want to kill them too
(35:25 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: lol
(35:26 / Allies) Mata.: gently caress gl hf
(35:30 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: gently caress
(35:37 / Allies) Mata.: gently caress
(35:39 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(36:00 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: gl bahhhhhhhhhhh
(36:01 / Allies) Mata.: gently caress
(36:05 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: lol
(36:05 / Allies) Mata.: gently caress
(36:06 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(36:07 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: o
(36:09 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(36:09 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(36:10 / Allies) Mata.: lol
(36:11 / Allies) Mata.: haha
(36:11 / Allies) dirtmcwordup:
(36:14 / Allies) Mata.: poo poo on it
you get some nice narrative arcs sometimes:
quote:(45:42 / All) BEAR_AND: i am a bad player
(45:51 / All) BEAR_AND: and
(46:17 / All) BEAR_AND: it's better to have fun than to die
(46:21 / All) BEAR_AND: in these micro
(47:11 / All) BEAR_AND: we play very well
(50:06 / All) BEAR_AND: not very well
(50:48 / All) BEAR_AND: i have played more on ladder this year than you
(50:49 / All) BEAR_AND: it is easy to lose to someone as close as you can to me on ladder
(58:10 / All) BEAR_AND: is the whole reason you are not able to beat towers
(60:31 / All) BEAR_AND: and they are also very very far away
(60:46 / All) BEAR_AND: because they are so close
(61:42 / All) BEAR_AND: and i don't know if it's a good idea
(61:48 / All) BEAR_AND: i'll try to teach it
(61:56 / All) BEAR_AND: i mean you are a terrible player just like those people
(62:06 / All) Blademaster: this is your last game
(62:15 / All) BEAR_AND: this is your last chance
(62:22 / All) BEAR_AND: and you win
(63:13 / All) BEAR_AND: yes
(63:20 / All) BEAR_AND: yes
(63:24 / All) BEAR_AND: and it is
(63:24 / All) BEAR_AND: if you win
(65:00 / All) BEAR_AND: ok
(67:16 / All) BEAR_AND: i will not be in a bearbagger stfu
(67:24 / All) Birdeneering: you're a terrible player too
(67:28 / All) BEAR_AND: yes
(67:42 / All) BEAR_AND: it's fun
(68:23 / All) BEAR_AND: but this is where the bears come back
(68:34 / All) BEAR_AND: it's more fun when they have towers
(68:43 / All) Birdeneering: maybe some bears come back in a couple hours, like
(68:50 / All) Brian_G: yeah there is a bear
(68:53 / All) BEAR_AND: why dont you stay
(69:07 / All) BrianG: that's fine
(69:10 / All) BrianG: just... stay
(69:25 / All) BEAR_AND: bear coming back in a few hours or so
(69:50 / All) Birdeneering: bear comes back in a few hours after you leave?
(71:03 / All) blims.de.: yes
(71:09 / All) BEAR_AND: bear coming back
(71:29 / All) BrianG: i got bears from this website...
(71:59 / All) BrianG: and just to make you think "hey how bad is it"
(72:05 / All) BrianG: bear coming back
(72:06 / All) Blademaster: "hey why don't you stay instead of playing"
(72:26 / All) Birdeneering: bear doesn't work that way
(72:31 / All) BrianG: not that it's a bad idea
(72:32 / All) BEAR_AND: we're not that bad
(72:34 / All) BrianG: it's just a coincidence that we make bear very happy
(72:35 / All) BEAR_AND: you have no game to play
(73:01 / All) BrianG: i have been very good at this game since i last played
(73:06 / All) BrianG: it is a good move to be so bad at it.
(73:12 / All) blims.de.: yes
(73:16 / All) BEAR_AND: we're very good
(73:19 / All) BrianG: this game is our last
(73:21 / All) BEAR_AND: we won
(73:28 / All) BEAR_AND: we're not bad at anything
(73:36 / All) BrianG: that's why we are so bad at this game
quote:(15:53 / Observers) BEAR_AND: and i like the look of gold mine
(15:55 / Observers) BEAR_AND: i like the fact.
(15:56 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: so much for your claim on the throne
(15:56 / Observers) BEAR_AND: nothin about it...
(15:58 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: you'd think it would be cool
(15:59 / Observers) BEAR_AND: not cool at all
(16:03 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: you're not new to this
(16:18 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: and yet you're so new.
(16:20 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: and yet you still are
(16:22 / Observers) BEAR_AND: yes
(16:30 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: if you were going to be cool
(16:32 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: you would want to be cool
(16:39 / Observers) BEAR_AND: this is the kind of thing the nerds love to do
(19:14 / Observers) BEAR_AND: you're not getting off the bat yet
(19:22 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: yo
(19:26 / Observers) BEAR_AND: this is what you do
(19:28 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: this is what we do
(19:34 / Observers) BEAR_AND: you stay in the game longer than you should
(20:08 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: this is your first time playing this game
(20:13 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: this is how you know to win
(20:15 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: you tell me how to do it
(20:15 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: i'll make you click it
(20:17 / Observers) BEAR_AND: this isn't your first time playing this game
(20:27 / Observers) BEAR_AND: i was just doing a base build
(20:27 / Observers) Kunt.roII: ya
(20:31 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: i know what you're going to do
(20:37 / Observers) Kunt.roII: this is just so loving fun
(20:40 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: that's not how you win
the nonsequiturs are classic AI-generated language:
quote:(37:42 / All) TIMG4STRok: so what is your plan with your heros
(37:41 / All) Mata.: my goal is to make you lose
(37:43 / All) TIMG4STRok: let me know if you guys like
(37:53 / All) Mata.: i will keep you up to date on timg and u
(37:57 / All) TIMG4STRok: i have a lot of gold on a micro stand
(38:01 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave a comment below
(38:06 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave a comment below
(38:21 / All) timg4strOK: you dont understand
(38:23 / All) Mata.: i'm not gonna lie, to see the rage
(38:25 / All) TIMG4STRok: you know it wont work
(38:28 / All) Mata.: i have a lot of experience with your micro
(38:38 / All) Mata.: with my heroes
(38:39 / All) Mata.: but i just don't think you're quite on my level
(39:01 / All) Mata.: or even capable
(39:10 / All) Mata.: you're losing to towers
(39:15 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave a comment below
(39:43 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave a comment above
(39:44 / All) Mata.: we've both had terrible games the past few years
(39:48 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave a comment below
(39:49 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave a comment below
(39:55 / All) Mata.: well you're a little mean to me
(40:10 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave a comment below
(40:10 / All) Mata.: you don't think they'll make it
(40:18 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave a comment above
(40:21 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave a comment after
but the GPT-2 pretrained model brings a lot more realistic internet chat into the picture:
quote:(78:56 / All) iggy_the_fisk: I live in york
(79:01 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: you have to win :D :D.: lol
(79:14 / All) iggy_the_fisk: you're lovely
(79:27 / All) iggy_the_fisk: You're a bitch
(79:49 / All) iggy_the_fisk: you're terrible
(79:59 / All) Mata.: im not racist
(80:09 / All) iggy_the_fisk: Mata you are
(80:19 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: you're racist :D
(80:21 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: do you understand? :D
(80:33 / All) iggy_the_fisk: you hate this game so much
(80:37 / All) Mata.: im not racist
(80:37 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: i know what you want
(80:38 / All) iggy_the_fisk: you're noob but im not ru
(80:39 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: ok?
(80:41 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: lol
(80:45 / All) iggy_the_fisk: you're awful
(80:48 / All) iggy_the_fisk: and you win
(80:49 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: so you can be good :)
(80:50 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: thanks
(80:58 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: leave
(81:01 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: and your stupid friends
(81:03 / All) iggy_the_fisk: we know!
(82:02 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: you can't
(82:04 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: leave :D
(82:09 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: leave
(82:10 / All) TIMG4STRok: u think we're all dumbass like i did lol
(82:12 / All) iggy_the_fisk: we all win because you cry so hard
(82:15 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: lol lol LOL
(82:17 / All) Mata.: nice work
(82:18 / All) Mata.: bye
(82:22 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: leave u fat noobs
(82:23 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: leave
(82:26 / All) Mata.: and enjoy your break
(82:27 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: https։//highper․ch
(82:29 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: leave
(82:33 / All) Mata.: lolololol
(82:35 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: you lost
(82:36 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: leave
(82:38 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: leave
(82:38 / All) Mata.: lololOLOLOL
(82:41 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: leave!
(82:43 / All) Mata.: i am enjoying this break
(82:44 / All) DOGSANDHORSE.RU: leave!
(82:45 / All) Mata.: not that i want to do that
quote:(06:08 / All) BEAR_AND: your heroes
(06:34 / Observers) BEAR_AND: i mean
(06:38 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: yeah that is what
(07:00 / Observers) BEAR_AND: you are playing with the greatest of heroes
(07:01 / Observers) BEAR_AND: you do
(07:19 / Observers) BEAR_AND: your heros
(07:25 / Observers) BEAR_AND: was born
(07:34 / Observers) BEAR_AND: to be a hero
(07:36 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: we have not revealed which one was born
(07:38 / Observers) BEAR_AND: you know which
(07:40 / Observers) BEAR_AND: is your,
(08:13 / Observers) BEAR_AND: born
(08:18 / Observers) BEAR_AND: to be called a hero
(08:28 / All) BEAR_AND: ty for a free win
(08:31 / All) BEAR_AND: my favorite game of all time
(08:37 / All) BEAR_AND: i think it is also the worst game of all time
(08:39 / All) BEAR_AND: because it is the most horrible game
(08:40 / All) BEAR_AND:
(08:42 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: u know who I am as a person
(08:43 / Observers) BEAR_AND: because I am a girl
(08:46 / Observers) BEAR_AND: because she is my mom
(08:55 / Observers) BEAR_AND: because it is the worst game of all time
(08:57 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: she has not had a meal of her life since the beginning of history
(08:58 / Observers) TIMG4STRok: i think it is because of me
(09:04 / All) BEAR_AND: how do you feel about all these years of horrible defeat
(09:13 / All) BEAR_AND: i am almost invincible
i stripped out the most egregious hate speech from the training data but some classic racism still makes it through:
quote:(01:07 / All) BEAR_AND: moon is out
(01:17 / All) kantamania: no moon
(01:24 / All) BEAR_AND: why is your moon so bad?
(01:29 / All) kantamania: it is in moon phase
(01:37 / All) BEAR_AND: why is moon so bad
(01:40 / All) TheNumber1-B: your moon awful.
(01:48 / All) BEAR_AND: good q
(02:13 / All) BEAR_AND: you're being black
(02:20 / All) kantamania: that's a good thing
(02:23 / All) kantamania: it lets me be black without embarrassing myself
(02:25 / All) BEAR_AND: your whole persona is a joke
(02:38 / All) kantamania: it's actually really good
(02:42 / All) TheNumber1-B: its real cool
(02:45 / All) BEAR_AND: its real cool
(02:47 / All) DarkProphet: i'm black because its actually cool lol
as mata pointed out this is a basically believable chatlog:
quote:(00:03 / Allies) Mata.: we need some gold for a staff
(00:05 / Allies) Mata.: please
(00:07 / Allies) Mata.: buy another staff
(00:12 / Allies) Mata.: o
(00:44 / Allies) Mata.: i need more wood for a staff
(01:00 / Allies) Mata.: i need orc gold i think
(01:01 / Allies) Mata.: or gold
(01:07 / Allies) Mata.: for my staff
(01:11 / Allies) Mata.: or wood
(01:12 / Allies) Mata.: i don't even know
(01:15 / Allies) Mata.: or orc, w/e
(01:17 / Allies) Mata.: for orc
(01:25 / Allies) Mata.: if they got orc
(01:26 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(01:26 / Allies) Mata.: to wood
(01:28 / Allies) Mata.: we need more wood
(02:22 / Allies) Mata.: that is the main thing i need
(02:32 / Allies) Mata.: if i get 2 orc
(02:33 / Allies) Mata.: we need a whole tower
(01:39 / Allies) Mata.: gold me or wood you gently caress
(12:40 / Allies) Mata.: wood me, wood me
(12:41 / Allies) Mata.: i got 2 orc so wood me
(12:55 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(13:17 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(13:50 / Allies) Mata.: do they have orc or warchild now
(14:27 / Allies) Mata.: oj got orc so wood me
(15:19 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(15:31 / Allies) Mata.: what this
(15:32 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(15:32 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(16:03 / Allies) Mata.: that's nice
(16:09 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(16:10 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(16:17 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(16:17 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(16:22 / Allies) Mata.: that's cool
(16:47 / Allies) Mata.: wood me and wood me
(16:50 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(16:51 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(17:03 / Allies) Mata.: we got 2 trees
(17:04 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(17:04 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(17:05 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(17:06 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(17:07 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
(17:08 / Allies) Mata.: wood me
and here are some more ones that i like:
quote:(28:15 / All) BEAR_AND: how old are you
(28:16 / All) BEAR_AND: 26
(28:18 / All) BEAR_AND: please
(28:21 / All) iggy_the_fisk: do you have 26
(28:22 / All) BEAR_AND: please take our advice
(28:25 / All) iggy_the_fisk: Is 0 god
(28:26 / All) BEAR_AND: consider you's father
(28:28 / All) BEAR_AND: "How did you get up there"
(29:09 / All) BEAR_AND: how old are you, 28
(29:16 / All) BEAR_AND: please take our advice here
(29:19 / All) BEAR_AND: http։//highper․ch
(29:27 / All) iggy_the_fisk: How did you get up there
(29:30 / All) BEAR_AND: BY CLICKING FILTH
quote:(30:19 / All) timg4strok: bwahahahhahahahhaahuva
(30:24 / All) MightySwarm: how can you win
(30:26 / All) nutsonyochin.de: hope you enjoy mass tp's
(32:02 / All) timg4strok: 350g orange
(32:03 / All) nutsonyochin.de: have 200 lum
(32:08 / All) MightySwarm: are u watching
(32:12 / All) mcnastyzzz: whats the matter???
(32:13 / All) mcnastyzzz: why are you playing at home
(32:15 / All) nutsonyochin.de: we are playing
(32:17 / All) nutsonyochin.de: the best game ever
(32:20 / All) nutsonyochin.de:...................
(32:39 / All) MightySwarm: lol you're losing
(32:48 / All) nutsonyochin.de: dont fiend
(32:51 / All) nutsonyochin.de: stfu towerboy
(32:52 / All) mcnastyzzz: stfu trash
(32:56 / All) MightySwarm: me ?
(32:58 / All) mcnastyzzz: stfu rage
(33:05 / All) nutsonyochin.de: stfu retard
(33:08 / All) mcnastyzzz: :(
(33:27 / All) nutsonyochin.de: if u want real league i play in cgm
(33:32 / All) mcnastyzzz: 100 apm si
(33:42 / All) FriendlyTyler: that not so good.
(33:52 / All) mcnastyzzz: ahahaahahah
(33:53 / All) mcnastyzzz: noob
(33:58 / All) timg4strok: 0 rush
(34:08 / All) timg4strok: can you kill 5000 towers???
(34:14 / All) FriendlyTyler: lzD
(34:16 / All) timg4strok: can you kill 4000 towers???
(34:19 / All) mcnastyzzz: no
quote:(47:12 / All) TALONSAREIMBA: why did you make 3 towers
(47:20 / Allies) Mata.: they probably had something
(47:23 / All) Seris: yeah like the ones we saw in singleplayer
(47:25 / All) Mata.: they had been modified to not stop tower spam
(47:27 / All) TIMG4STRok: good luck figure it out!
(47:29 / Allies) TALONSAREIMBA: i want you to find out how you can kill the gargafloat in single player
(47:33 / All) Mata.: try it out!
(47:34 / All) Seris: u can always go down and tell me what i just did.
(47:34 / All) Seris: smerb is weird
(47:36 / All) iggy_the_fisk: interesting drug abuse
(47:43 / All) TIMG4STRok: nah the funny thing is... were you wondering why the giant bat attack damage not even killing the Gargoyle?
(47:47 / All) TALONSAREIMBA: bats don't get higher the Chemical Warfare Game Changers
(48:02 / Allies) Mata.: i think there's some kind of chemical imbalance going on there
(48:05 / Allies) Mata.: that must be frustrating
(48:17 / Allies) Mata.: the gnoll has some kind of chemical imbalance
(48:18 / Allies) Mata.: well i was giving him head
(49:11 / All) TALONSAREIMBA: Huh
(49:13 / All) Mata.: what the gently caress that creepy
(49:16 / All) Seris: not that interesting
(49:23 / All) Mata.: there's no such thing as highly human sentience
(49:28 / All) TIMG4STRok: did you know that telekinesis cannot be demonstrated?
(49:31 / All) TIMG4STRok: via brain
(49:35 / All) Mata.: there are a million other things we can do
(49:37 / All) TIMG4STRok: i can't tell u how many times we've done this
(49:37 / All) Seris: thousand?
(49:37 / All) TIMG4STRok: and we've only ever won once
(49:38 / All) Mata.: hundred
(49:39 / All) TIMG4STRok: nope
(49:56 / All) TIMG4STRok: strange chemical imbalance
(49:57 / All) Seris: hundred is an awful lot
(49:58 / All) Seris: probably not a thermometer
(49:59 / All) Mata.: yes, one might want one
(50:01 / All) TIMG4STRok: really
(50:02 / All) TALONSAREIMBA: whats water
quote:(10:34 / All) Mata.: we'll have to defeat towers...
(10:37 / All) SyLink: towers
(10:37 / All) timg4strok: in 4v4
(10:37 / All) timg4strok: way
(10:38 / All) SyLink: ugh
(10:39 / All) timg4strok: lmao
(10:48 / All) Blinn: so u think you can beat me........................................... with towers?
(10:52 / All) timg4strok: m
(10:52 / All) timg4strok: how
(10:58 / All) Blinn: "try" the game now
(11:02 / All) SyLink: gg
(11:07 / All) timg4strok: gg
(11:11 / All) Mata.: gg
quote:(19:56 / All) BEAR_AND: Noob?
(20:02 / All) nickseitzer: You talked poo poo to garbage =-)
(20:04 / All) BEAR_AND: and killed 3 towers?
(20:05 / All) nickseitzer: and why not
(20:15 / All) BEAR_AND: building!
(20:22 / All) BEAR_AND: garbage!
(20:34 / All) BEAR_AND: garbage & dirt!
(20:37 / All) BEAR_AND: get out
(20:42 / All) BEAR_AND: leaf that leaf that
(20:46 / All) BEAR_AND: that leaf that leaf that leaf that leaf that leaf...
(21:06 / All) BEAR_AND: not gonna happen
(21:07 / All) BEAR_AND: http։//highper․ch
(21:29 / All) BEAR_AND: leave my presence
quote:(37:08 / All) poopamania: why can't you kill towers
(37:14 / All) BEAR_AND: they don't even move
quote:(38:45 / Allies) BEAR_AND: i'm not paying attention
(38:48 / Allies) DirtMcGirt: ok
(38:49 / Allies) BEAR_AND: we need to break 1000 towers
(38:58 / Allies) DirtMcGirt: ok i would tech if i got lots of boots
(39:11 / Allies) BEAR_AND: do i want dott pizza or do i want boots
(39:15 / Allies) BEAR_AND: pizza fucker
(39:21 / Allies) BEAR_AND: do i want boots or zep
(39:33 / Allies) DirtMcGirt: do i want boots or boots
(39:34 / Allies) BEAR_AND: gently caress
(39:36 / Allies) DirtMcGirt: its close
(39:44 / Allies) BEAR_AND: what
(39:47 / Allies) DirtMcGirt: we gotta get my items
(39:52 / Allies) BEAR_AND: do i want boots or boots
quote:(47:22 / All) BEAR_AND: what would you say is the case with ur cousin
(47:27 / All) BEAR_AND: who plays with his cousin??? i dont think he likes to be called fat cousin
(47:36 / All) bLinn: what do you call a fat cousin???
(47:39 / Allies) BEAR_AND: i always mean "face"
(47:42 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: that's us
(47:43 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: always from the brother
(47:49 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: haha no
(47:55 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: it was the cousin guy
(48:30 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: did his cousin ever die
(48:31 / Allies) BEAR_AND: he did
(48:33 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: in the hospital
(48:36 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: that's like a month
(48:37 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: he is
(48:39 / Allies) BEAR_AND: actually he's grown and a bit big brother
(48:49 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: too
(48:59 / Allies) BEAR_AND: hahh he is
(49:04 / Allies) BEAR_AND: in the corner
(49:07 / Allies) BEAR_AND: you can tell
(49:10 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: in the corner and big brother
(49:22 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: the one who lives over there, is triage
(49:33 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: triage is about getting fit back up quickly
(49:41 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: and knowing when it's over
(49:47 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: i have a call
(49:48 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: to triage my arm
(50:00 / Allies) BEAR_AND: tt
(50:07 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: my cousin died in hospital
(50:13 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: on ventilator
(50:15 / Allies) BEAR_AND: no, he was in the operating room
(50:16 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: who is triage
(50:32 / Allies) BEAR_AND: what is he
(50:35 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: me
(50:36 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: ventilator
(51:16 / Allies) BEAR_AND: t's like suicide
(51:20 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: he got a heart attack and has to stay at school
(51:24 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: yeah
(51:29 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: yeah that
(51:40 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: he goes to college
(51:45 / Allies) BEAR_AND: but he's probably going to a high school
(51:49 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: yeah
(51:52 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: got that semester in life in the back of your mind
(51:55 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: if it was up in a minute
(51:57 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: we could talk
(52:03 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: i love it when they call me triage
(52:16 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: triage like 3 you know
(52:36 / Allies) dirtmcwordup: they call me Jabba, Big, K., Big, K., Jabba the Hutt, Numb, Big Foot, Big Foot Numb, Bitch, Knocks, Girl on Girl, Man on Man
(52:41 / Allies) BEAR_AND: i think its time yellow went to the doctor
quote:(25:40 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave
(25:41 / All) mYLIegeCyrus: if you don't want to lose this game, buy a TOWER SHIRT!!
(25:42 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave
(25:46 / All) mYLIegeCyrus: this is what i call "the COSmidean poo poo siege"
(25:49 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave noob
(25:50 / All) mYLIegeCyrus: leave
(25:52 / All) mYLIegeCyrus: leave
(25:53 / All) mYLIegeCyrus: leave
(25:54 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave
(25:55 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave
(25:56 / All) mYLIegeCyrus: leave noob
(26:01 / All) mYLIegeCyrus: what a noob loving blizzard
(26:03 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave noob noob
(26:03 / All) mYLIegeCyrus: lmormo
(26:05 / All) TIMG4STRok: leave noob noobblizz
quote:(23:14 / All) Mata.: bye guys
(23:16 / Allies) TIMG4STRok: what the gently caress is this game
(23:20 / Allies) Mata.: you guys have to learn how to win with all bases
(23:27 / Allies) TIMG4STRok: it's like that game
(23:45 / Allies) TIMG4STRok: it's like
(23:49 / All) Mata.: this game
(23:50 / All) Mata.: you guys are such a pain in the rear end i guess
(24:00 / All) Mata.: i mean you guys are so loving awful
(24:27 / All) Mata.: this game you guys would be dead
(24:28 / Allies) Mata.: i know what i'm talking about
(24:34 / Allies) Mata.: this is such a serious manner game
(24:44 / Allies) Mata.: you're terrible for noob tactics
(24:45 / Allies) Mata.: yeah this is noob.
(26:02 / Allies) Mata.: u know when
(26:09 / Allies) Mata.: you win when u are horrible
(26:15 / All) Mata.: hey
(26:17 / All) Mata.: nice
(33:21 / Allies) Mata.: yeah this is bad manners.
(33:24 / All) Mata.: if you are bad
(33:48 / Allies) Mata.: you are also awful at
(34:02 / Allies) Mata.: that's how you like it
(34:20 / All) Mata.: we win it
(35:32 / Allies) Mata.: we have to beat towers
(35:32 / All) Mata.: how do you think you are
(35:34 / Allies) Mata.: you guys're no good at all
(35:46 / All) Mata.: bye
(36:23 / Allies) Mata.: bye
(36:54 / Allies) Mata.: good
(37:17 / Allies) Mata.: we get lucky
(37:57 / Allies) Mata.: no good team
(38:14 / All) TIMG4STRok: bye
(38:21 / All) TIMG4STRok: bye
(39:18 / Allies) Mata.: bye
(40:26 / All) Mata.: bye
(40:27 / All) Mata.: bye
(40:28 / All) Mata.: bye
(40:29 / All) Mata.: bye
(40:38 / All) TIMG4STRok: yep
(40:42 / Allies) Mata.: bye bye
(41:24 / All) Mata.: bye
(41:38 / All) Mata.: you were so bad you made an army
check out "mata"'s realistic switch to ally chat for the look-at-the-camera moment:
quote:(44:08 / Allies) Mata.: heres the reason why you haven't lost this game
(44:30 / Allies) Mata.: i like a bad noob like i have
(44:41 / Allies) Mata.: to be bad imho
(44:52 / Allies) Mata.: we lose our heroes
(44:59 / Allies) Mata.: u know that
(45:03 / All) Mata.: bye u noob
(45:04 / All) TIMG4STRok: whoa you guys are idiots
(45:06 / All) Mata.: noob
(45:08 / All) Mata.: we suck
(45:17 / Allies) Mata.: not really
(45:20 / Allies) Mata.: we win this game
(45:26 / All) Mata.: bye
(45:30 / All) Mata.: if u lose to towers
(45:36 / Allies) Mata.: i know. we lose at least once every game[/b]
(45:40 / All) Mata.: we suck
(45:42 / All) TIMG4STRok: nice. that's it
(45:46 / Allies) Mata.: just make more towers.
(45:52 / All) TIMG4STRok: bye for good luck
(46:10 / All) TIMG4STRok: i need a win.
quote:(11:40 / All) sPikE[rAiN]: lorde
(11:44 / All) sPikE[rAiN]: i confess to a mental disorder called 'monstrosity player'
(12:04 / All) sPikE[rAiN]: ah wow
(12:06 / All) Mata.: i'm a mental health professional
(12:10 / All) Mata.: you bored
(12:15 / All) timg4strok: 6 hp so i can't tech
(12:20 / All) SoYbOmB: u suck @ this game
(12:22 / All) Mata.: when we play this game you Pretend I HAVES A loving CAR engine
quote:(00:22 / All) BEAR_AND: hi
(00:31 / All) gtwhatever: hi
(00:39 / All) BEAR_AND: gl
(00:50 / All) gtwhatever: u2
(11:57 / All) BEAR_AND: eheh
(17:25 / All) BEAR_AND: hehhe
(19:49 / All) BEAR_AND: poof
(22:59 / All) BEAR_AND: sorry for that
(23:01 / All) BEAR_AND: bad play by me
(23:07 / All) BEAR_AND: beneath my standards
(24:24 / All) BEAR_AND: lol
(25:30 / All) BEAR_AND: }hahah nice
(25:57 / All) gtwhatever: have you ever won a game with these towers?
(26:04 / All) BEAR_AND: good question...
(26:13 / All) BEAR_AND: let's see if i win this one
(26:17 / All) BEAR_AND: do you think you're going to win>?
(26:47 / All) gtwhatever: I see no reason not to
(26:56 / All) BEAR_AND: ok how's it going to play out?
(27:00 / All) BEAR_AND: you'll kill all my towers?
(27:19 / All) gtwhatever: waita few
(27:22 / All) BEAR_AND: K
quote:(07:03 / All) BANGLAD: I AM THE KING OF RACES
(07:09 / All) BLKDFW: The King Of Races
(07:13 / All) BANGLAD: It's a terrible game
(07:15 / All) BLKDFW: He is the greatest of all time.
(07:22 / All) BLKDFW: Why?
(07:33 / All) T-W: The game he calls "Raceland" is like a race with more than one race.
(07:33 / All) BLKDFW: This is the King Of Races
(08:02 / All) BLKDFW: He calls it "the World's Best Game."
(08:06 / All) T-W: And you're right.
(08:13 / Allies) BLKDFW: You guys need allies?
(08:34 / All) T-W: All my allies are dead.
(08:35 / All) BANGLAD: You guys really aren't the best, boy.
(08:39 / All) BANGLAD: I'm going to win a lot.
(08:40 / All) BLKDFW: It's just the games where you come up against so many races.
(08:47 / All) BTU: I'm just making sure I win
(08:50 / All) BTU: It's a really good game.
(08:57 / Allies) BTU: I'm not going to stop with that, you dumb kids.
(09:17 / Allies) BLKDFW: No.
(09:21 / Allies) BTU: No.
(09:22 / All) T-W: No.
(09:26 / Allies) BLKDFW: No.
(09:27 / All) BTU: Yes.
(09:28 / Allies) BTU: No.
(09:38 / All) BANGLAD: No., but you probably have other items in order
(09:39 / All) BTU: Yes.
(09:44 / All) BLKDFW: How will I know if any items came in last game?
(09:46 / Allies) BLKDFW: How can we know if none came?
(09:51 / All) BANGLAD: We have a lot of items in order like goldfish and some blueprints.
(10:08 / All) BTU: We have many items.
(10:40 / All) BLKDFW: We have lots of items.
(10:44 / All) BTU: Lots of items.
(11:20 / All) BTU: Lots of items.
(12:32 / All) BLKDFW: You could put a stopwatch on top of the top corner of the corner corner bar.
(12:38 / All) BLKDFW: You could stop what?
(13:07 / Allies) BLKDFW: We have a lot of items.
(13:10 / Allies) BTU: We have thousands.
(13:20 / Allies) BLKDFW: We have thousands, too.
(13:30 / Allies) BLKDFW: They have tons of items.
(13:37 / Allies) BLKDFW: They have lots of items.
(13:50 / All) BTU: Lots of items.
(14:16 / All) BLKDFW: They have lots of items.
(14:25 / Allies) BTU: We have more than a hundred items.
(15:03 / Allies) BLKDFW: We have thousands of items.
(15:13 / All) BTU: More than a thousand.
(15:19 / All) BTU: There are many thousands.
(15:40 / All) BTU: A good many.
(15:39 / All) BTU: A good many
(16:05 / All) BTU: We have thousands of items.
(20:05 / All) BTU: All our items come in.
(20:23 / All) BTU: All our items come in.
(21:07 / All) BTU: We have more than a thousand items.
(21:10 / All) BTU: More than a thousand.
(21:14 / Allies) BTU: We have more than a thousand of our items.
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x'D Awesome.
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Blizzard abandons Warcraft III: Reforged, announces Warcraft Immortal for mobile.
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They disabled arranged team, just a matter of time until they disable solo and RT matchmaking. Then cancel WC3R due to lack of activity on the ladder. Spend 500 gems to upgrade your stronghold instantly in Warcraft Immortal!
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I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
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They disabled arranged team, just a matter of time until they disable solo and RT matchmaking. Then cancel WC3R due to lack of activity on the ladder. Spend 500 gems to upgrade your stronghold instantly in Warcraft Immortal!
What? Why?
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If you don't want to wait 24 hours for your stronghold upgrade to complete.
The 500 gem booster pack is great value at only $29.95.
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Antonidas model is something else.
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Compare the kodo in your screenshot to the one in the imgur gallery. Even if the new pictures are technically concept art they are so close to the actual models in game I don't understand why you think the distinction is important.
There's WAY less detail on the kodo in the screenshot.
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Noticed Diablo III has the pre-order bonus for Warcraft III Reforged, finally.
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If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
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It now finally supports 1080 instead of you having to gently caress with an ini file or whatever, finally.
I feel like it has for a long time?
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They are going to unceremoniously shove whatever they have out the door on December 31 because only like two people are working on it and management doesn’t care.
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Honestly, they could keep the old models, I just want more than three frames per second.
WAIT A loving MINUTE
They released this asset-draining patch in preparation for Reforged, I'll bet. I already have the "upgrade," just no updated graphics. gently caress, ing, hell. gently caress Blizzard so hard.
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it really does feel like something's up with reforged. like, compare it to the SC remaster which had fairly frequent updates and such
It was way ahead of its time and showed Blizzard had a strong vision for the future of RTS games and gaming in general. Then WoW dropped and Blizzard sunk all their resources into that, lost out on the MOBA train even though they could have literally owned dota/league of legends, totally forgot about all the great out of game and community stuff they worked on even when they made sc2, and the rest is history.
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