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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Agony Aunt posted:

I'm just amazed at the compassion being shown in the replies. Where are all those calling the OP a troll? That's the usual response. Perhaps for once they understood that screaming troll when someone wants a refund that in this case it probably would make them look like massive assholes.

They're idiots, not monsters.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Oh boy, reddit posts from Shitizens on topics other than SC, and debating yet again about the EGS, two awful tastes together at last

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Oh boy, reddit posts from Shitizens on topics other than SC, and debating yet again about the EGS, two awful tastes together at last

We're just waiting for the Epic announcement of accepting bitcoins as a sign that the sixth seal has been opened.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

:reddit: posted:

I want to sell my Star Citizen Account
I'm an old man of 69 years old and has heart problems, bladder cancer and don't know if I'll ever play Star Citizen before it is ready as time goes buy and my heath is going slowly.

[removed by moderators]

I understand selling accounts is probably against the rules but deleting the post seems a bit spiteful. Just direct him elsewhere and close the thread. CIG pretty obviously maintaining the subreddit mood.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/CaptainZyloh/status/1158788397529538560

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Judas, more changes.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Quavers posted:

/r/StarCitizen mods: "We'll have no trade/refund talk on this subreddit, whatever the reason!"



:negative:

well at least there's no heartless scumbags in that screenshot,poor guy.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



Beet Wagon posted:

He loves it! Well, he loves the treats he gets after it, I guess.

I'm keeping my eye on you, friend.

so I can steal Kayak when you aren't looking and pet and love him forever

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


I’m having trouble keeping track of these community management changes, did Hobo Lando get demoted?

Scruffyhawk
Jun 30, 2005

FHNNNNNNN
Ramrod XTreme
Caught up with the thread, time to start over from the beginning.

iron buns
Jan 12, 2016

Viscous Soda posted:

So, whenever Mirificus bot boots up there's a rich vein of Cymelion to be mined in this Reddit thread. He's having a pretty big meltdown because Epic said that you shouldn't harass developers.

Star Citizen should become an Epic exclusive. Maybe Tencent will bail them out when they run out of money.

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Star Citizen: The Best drat Space Sim Never

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Taintrunner posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC-s7fAhdyw

Weird how Star Citizen already exists but it doesn’t have $500 spaceships

Single player only. Checkmate goonie.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010




Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

colonelwest posted:

I’m having trouble keeping track of these community management changes, did Hobo Lando get demoted?

'Director of Community'

So, does that make him responsible for the community?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Hav posted:

'Director of Community'

So, does that make him responsible for the community?

He probably absolves himself.

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

Agony Aunt posted:

Star Citizen: The Best drat Space Sim Never

:vince::five::five::five::five::five:

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

He needs to be careful. He might find himself made CEO when things go south.

Also, for whoever asked, no, Disco hasn't been demoted, his role is Content Manager of Global Video Production, or as i prefer to call him, Chief rear end kisser.

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
poo poo i'm jealous and here is why:

i never loved anything as much as some people love star citizen.
i never spend as much for something i love as some people spend for star citizen.
all things i loved and cared for, i lost. always and each and every time. thats why i cannot love anymore.

and those lucky idiots love a vidjagame*. i wish i was able to do that too.

where is the pledge store i shall buy 4 idrises.




* vidjagame not included

BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Aug 6, 2019

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Bumble He - forget Star Citizen, you need Love Pledge.

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
thanks kosumo - i shall buy 4 love pledges!

here is my credit card number: 4907 4332 6969 6534

please send the goods to:

Bumble He
boltax laboratory
city of iacon
planet cybertron

mjotto
Nov 8, 2017

Bumble He posted:

thanks kosumo - i shall buy 4 love pledges!

here is my credit card number: 4907 4332 6969 6534

please send the goods to:

Bumble He
boltax laboratory
city of iacon
planet cybertron

Not without a valid jpg of your creditcard!

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

Is changing your brand of socks like a code for something?

monkeytek fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Aug 6, 2019

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

iron buns posted:

Star Citizen should become an Epic exclusive. Maybe Tencent will bail them out when they run out of money.

The Cymelion melt down would be Epic, heh, I imagine storming the LA offices and tearing down the front "space door" and then immediately to the $15k espresso machine would be the first orders of the revolution.

SPERMCUBE.ORG
Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

Agony Aunt posted:

Star Citizen: The Best drat Space Sim Never

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

Star Citizen: The Best drat Space Sim Never

I warn you: Steal my goon valor again and I shall switch sides and reveal to the backers all our secret crimes bringing a swift end to the FUD campaign.

SPERMCUBE.ORG
Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...

monkeytek posted:

The Cymelion melt down would be Epic, heh, I imagine storming the LA offices and tearing down the front "space door" and then immediately to the $15k espresso machine would be the first orders of the revolution.

Honestly I think he would find a way to rationalize it.

monkeytek
Jun 8, 2010

It wasn't an ELE that wiped out the backer funds. It was Tristan Timothy Taylor.

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

Honestly I think he would find a way to rationalize it.

Sadly, you are right. Taking it to the absurd, CIG could mug their mothers and somehow it would be a good thing.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/1158850511388499976

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard


Blackdog420
Sep 10, 2009

born to roam
is there a cryptocurrency in star citizen yet

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

I warn you: Steal my goon valor again and I shall switch sides and reveal to the backers all our secret crimes bringing a swift end to the FUD campaign.

You should be furious :pgabz: for this obvious theft, except he may have been banned during that time.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002


I'm gonna hold my breath until I turn purple or you stop posting Cymelion posts about EGS

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Bumble He posted:

thanks kosumo - i shall buy 4 love pledges!

here is my credit card number: 4907 4332 6969 6534

please send the goods to:

Bumble He
boltax laboratory
city of iacon
planet cybertron

Whoo there a minute buddy, what do you mean by "send the goods"? This is AAAA level pledging, if you want "goods" this may not be the game project for you - you card will still be charged*.

No refunds!

Any credit card charge backs will be forwarded to the FBI

P.s. Is the name on that credit card Derek K. Smart

* There will be a one off** charge of $99.99 for non-delivery of your goods.

** One off charge for each pledge.

Pilz
Jul 25, 2016
Grimey Drawer

Kosumo posted:

Whoo there a minute buddy, what do you mean by "send the goods"? This is AAAA level pledging, if you want "goods" this may not be the game project for you - you card will still be charged*.

No refunds!

Any credit card charge backs will be forwarded to the FBI

P.s. Is the name on that credit card Derek K. Smart

* There will be a one off** charge of $99.99 for non-delivery of your goods.

** One off charge for each pledge.

***pledges do not amount to a sale or similar transaction

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Funny that.
Skyrim has never once crashed on me.
Obviously I don't understand crash development.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010









Evidently the mods over at r/StarCitizen are not offended.





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Dementropy fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Aug 7, 2019

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6PFWMf2VBw

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Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:

I warn you: Steal my goon valor again and I shall switch sides and reveal to the backers all our secret crimes bringing a swift end to the FUD campaign.

But that was months ago. We had a soft reboot then so it doesn't count.

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