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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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FizFashizzle posted:

oh yeah i have to drink to go to bed. should have mentioned that.

We used to call a six pack of tall boys and a shot of NyQuil a "trashy Ambien."

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BattleSausage
Aug 14, 2003

I'm butter side up, baby.

Taco Defender

FizFashizzle posted:

if this was the only bed i'd have to have something to piss in right by it

im 33 man i can't make it through the night without waking up

You need to see a doctor about your piss problem.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I drink like at least a half gallon of water a day. When I wake up I have 32oz almost immediately. I usually piss when I wake up but sometimes I have to piss in the middle of the night. I'm 36.

Leave the poor guy alone you monsters.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

This is a dog obedience graduation class. The dog is supposed to walk over to its owner and then sit down.




https://i.imgur.com/F4KVApk.gifv

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Mr. Apollo posted:

This is a dog obedience graduation class. The dog is supposed to walk over to its owner and then sit down.

edit: huge video

That made my day. My parents had a boxer that I trained and he was so great. He had about 2 acres to run around in and he'd follow you when you called him. Sit, lay down, shake, stay no matter how much food you put on the ground. Such a good boy. Died of meningitis. It was pretty sad.


He would literally box. He'd jump up towards you and start punching. It was crazy. Then you catch his arms and give him snuggles.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I drink like at least a half gallon of water a day. When I wake up I have 32oz almost immediately. I usually piss when I wake up but sometimes I have to piss in the middle of the night. I'm 36.

Leave the poor guy alone you monsters.

Huh, so pissing in the middle of the night doesn't wake you up anymore?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Paladinus posted:

Huh, so pissing in the middle of the night doesn't wake you up anymore?

Don't judge me. Once you hit 35 it's catheters all the way.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Paladinus posted:

Huh, so pissing in the middle of the night doesn't wake you up anymore?

leave grampa alone or we're gonna have to hear about his catheter all day again

e: see?!

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I drink like at least a half gallon of water a day. When I wake up I have 32oz almost immediately. I usually piss when I wake up but sometimes I have to piss in the middle of the night. I'm 36.

Leave the poor guy alone you monsters.

you should drink a gallon (OF WATER) a day to stay hydrated

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

OMFG FURRY posted:

you should drink a gallon (OF WATER) a day to stay hydrated

Well it's usually closer to that mister. A half gallon is 64oz and I have 32oz within 5 minutes of waking. In boot we had to drink 10-12 quarts of water. That's over 3 gallons.

It was helpful. Water goooooooood.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

leave grampa alone or we're gonna have to hear about his catheter all day again

e: see?!

I never liked you. You fool. You baffoon.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

I don't drink water

fish gently caress in it

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

RFC2324 posted:

I don't drink water

fish gently caress in it

Really? That's the only reason I drink water.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


No fukin way :eyepop:

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
It's a toy :ssh:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Shoehead posted:

It's a toy :ssh:

I was right, then!

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

:psyduck:

Kazak
Jan 10, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

oh yeah i have to drink to go to bed. should have mentioned that.

drat, how are your shits?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Mr. Apollo posted:

This is a dog obedience graduation class. The dog is supposed to walk over to its owner and then sit down.




https://i.imgur.com/F4KVApk.gifv

Dog was written by someone who hasn't fully grasped how recursion works :coffeepal:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
guys guysGUYS:

https://i.imgur.com/PJvy9yJ.mp4

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie


Aww, it's showing you it's venom glands.

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/AnthonyHopkins/status/1159165345300533248?s=20

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
ITT we all have an enlarged prostate.

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RFC2324 posted:

I don't drink water

fish gently caress in it

When I lived in northern california, one year all our water suddenly tasted like fish. Turns out it had to do with salmon breeding. It was loving gross, when you took a shower in it everything smelled weird.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
Here's my cat again because this thread is just about him. Look at that fucker. He's the best.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


RabbitWizard posted:

Here's my cat again because this thread is just about him. Look at that fucker. He's the best.



Counterpoint:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009


Dali and his ocelot

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

other people posted:

ITT we all have an enlarged prostate.

People are sending me prostate pms rn, wtf is going on?!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

We missed you.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Burt Sexual posted:

People are sending me prostate pms rn, wtf is going on?!

It's your lucky day?

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bobby Digital posted:

Dali and his ocelot

don't posts fashs tia

content:



fake edit : don't even bother with oh-so-witty Alex Jones jokes and think of something original for once

Creamed Cormp fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Aug 8, 2019

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

My cat likes to sleep like this.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Creamed Cormp posted:

don't posts fashs tia

content:



fake edit : don't even bother with oh-so-witty Alex Jones jokes and think of something original for once

Frogs gay so what

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrG-REWdV6A

j.peeba
Oct 25, 2010

Almost Human
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/yoshiaki9500/status/1158730169256779777

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

It's not blessed to doxx me and my fellow big beautiful men.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006





Anthony Hopkins and Patrick Stewart are the only celebrities that use twitter correctly

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

bitterandtwisted posted:

Anthony Hopkins and Patrick Stewart are the only celebrities that use twitter correctly

https://twitter.com/TwoPaddocks/status/1088972409229664256?s=19

crunchytacosupreme
Mar 26, 2007
IT BURNS
It was my dog’s birthday

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Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

https://i.imgur.com/usar3oh.mp4

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