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BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I'll admit the nipple siren is a funny mental image. The formatting is obnoxious though.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
WHY DOES TUMBLR ALWAYS TYPE LIKE THIS!?!

OMG WHY ARE YOU YELLING???

CAN YOU EXPLAIN!

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

WHY DOES TUMBLR ALWAYS TYPE LIKE THIS!?!

OMG WHY ARE YOU YELLING???

CAN YOU EXPLAIN!

ONCE MORE FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

WHY DOES TUMBLR ALWAYS TYPE LIKE THIS!?!

OMG WHY ARE YOU YELLING???

CAN YOU EXPLAIN!

They have been raised by advertising and reaction videos, they think that is how you're meant to respond to things.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I find a lot of Tumblr tropes obnoxious too, but it's not like the SA forums don't have any weird ideosyncratic ways of posting or communicating.

people in glass houses and all that

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

bike tory posted:

I find a lot of Tumblr tropes obnoxious too, but it's not like the SA forums don't have any weird ideosyncratic ways of posting or communicating.

people in glass houses and all that

lol if you don't have Enrique throw stones for you

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Bertrand Hustle posted:

lol if you don't have Enrique throw stones for you

Ah, Enrique. Where would we be without him?

Konec Hry
Jul 13, 2005

too much love will kill you

Grimey Drawer

mng posted:

Ah, Enrique. Where would we be without him?

Still stuck in that glass house, that's for sure!

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


bike tory posted:

I find a lot of Tumblr tropes obnoxious too, but it's not like the SA forums don't have any weird ideosyncratic ways of posting or communicating.

people in glass houses and all that

People in glass houses shouldn't have stairs.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

mrpwase posted:

People in glass houses shouldn't have stairs.

I actually got "Do you have stairs in your house?" in real life from a guy who I knew was a goon and it still threw me for a loop.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

The stairs question is useful because the kind of person who would actually ask it is usually the kind of person you don't want to talk to

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


This is bad because it didnt happen, and is unfunny, and it tries to normalize bad behavior (knowing cops)

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!
Why was his nipples out in the first place when he was on duty

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Covski posted:

Why was his nipples out in the first place when he was on duty

Hot Cops.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Covski posted:

Why was his nipples out in the first place when he was on duty

Sun's out, gun's out, Crimestopper tip's out, nips' out

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum
He's wearing his police mandated fishnet tshirt so you can see the flashing nipple lights through them when they go off.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.

Covski posted:

Why was his nipples out in the first place

I don't really understand the question

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
'I told them you're insane, lol.'

'Oh man, thanks so much!'

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I hate tumblr, but i love tumblr too :(

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Woke enough to say 'boyfriend or girlfriend' but not enough to not start a rumor that a coworker's a devil-worshipping lunatic, well, baby steps

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I'm a devil-worshiping perfectly sane person, thank you

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Not Always Right pisses me off every time I read it, it has some of the worst comments on the entire internet somehow, but I can't stay away from that low-hanging fruit. It is me, I'm the idiot

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lots Of Love brand cheese.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Can't say the brand name but we can give the abbreviation because there's probably multiple cheese makers whose name is LOL

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Lucifer our Lord makes amazing cheese.

Pity it's cursed.

El Padrino
Dec 24, 2005

No es nada personal, solo negocios.
I will eat delicious devil-made cheese even if it curses me to poo poo out my innards for 3 days straight

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

El Padrino posted:

I will eat delicious devil-made cheese even if it curses me to poo poo out my innards for 3 days straight

Sir this is the poo poo that DIDN'T happen thread.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
I enjoy the idea of deranged Florida man screeching “Trump 2020” as he storms out of a store, presumably abandoning his groceries in disgust

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

Jerry Cotton posted:

Sir this is the poo poo that DIDN'T happen thread.

Cheese makes poo poo not happen for a while.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

LOL WHITE AMERICAN and LOL BUTT are Land O' Lakes' greatest contribution to the meme economy

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Bertrand Hustle posted:

LOL WHITE AMERICAN and LOL BUTT are Land O' Lakes' greatest contribution to the meme economy

Don't forget the knee-boobs trick.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Pneub posted:

Don't forget the knee-boobs trick.

They changed the packaging so it doesnt work anymore. drat liberals :argh:

Covski
Jun 24, 2007

Bringing the forums together with the greatest thread!
Oh wow the first time my shitposting has inspired a thread title, this is truly a proud moment in my goon career

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Zipperelli. posted:

They changed the packaging so it doesnt work anymore. drat liberals :argh:

I noticed that last time I was shopping. End of an era, I tell you. But then kids these days have the internet, so nothing of value etc.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I enjoy the idea of deranged Florida man screeching “Trump 2020” as he storms out of a store, presumably abandoning his groceries in disgust

That actually makes the story more realistic.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
Where is this deer island?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Trebek posted:

Where is this deer island?

Nice try, tiger.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
A gift from another thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-e46xdcUo

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