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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/katiepaterson25/status/1126072327081426945

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1158615389418344453

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

This is legit interesting history and worth a click, if anyone was wondering.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

That's the male of the species trying to get laid, extrapolate just a little and you have all of human history.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

doverhog posted:

That's the male of the species trying to get laid, extrapolate just a little and you have all of human history.

https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1158472704862892033

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Which frog is which though?

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
https://twitter.com/PostCultRev/status/1142249087233695745

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/teamfourstar/status/1158867662262415363

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



the reason i was born was to watch this video. thank you

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/dril/status/1158835118049415168?s=19

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

I can't believe every single one of those feral hogs gored Vegeta in the dick.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Dr Christmas posted:

I can't believe every single one of those feral hogs gored Vegeta in the dick.

eeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiieeeeeee

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Thread
https://mobile.twitter.com/matttomic/status/1158910781964083201

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

https://twitter.com/vaepo/status/1158941541609746432

I thought this reply was interesting because it uses "tabarnak" (tabernacle) as a swear word in an English context (which is the first I've seen that, though admittedly I don't know any people from Quebec). In Quebecois French terms related to the Catholic church became swear words as a reaction/push-back to the control the church exerted over the province in the 19th century and they've stuck around ever since.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/wh1tnywiscons1n/status/1158173600597364737?s=21

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
uh wrong thread i think

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


This is not a Kaufmanesque bit. While it would be nice to think it is a joke she has spent 9 months in prison for dog sex. Bad tweet.

https://twitter.com/vastidity/status/1157087453884248064

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Green shirt dude
https://twitter.com/NickVinZant/status/1158936728557633537

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Inceltown posted:

This is not a Kaufmanesque bit. While it would be nice to think it is a joke she has spent 9 months in prison for dog sex. Bad tweet.

Is this real? Because 9 months of hard time for that seems like too much.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/punished_picnic/status/1159008104396328960?s=20

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

doverhog posted:

Is this real? Because 9 months of hard time for that seems like too much.

Googling Whitney Wisconsin brings you to the abyss.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

doverhog posted:

Is this real? Because 9 months of hard time for that seems like too much.

How much time should she get for dog loving?

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I believe in rehabilitative justice. In Finland you could stab someone and you wouldn't do 9 months. Dog loving is less of a threat to the public than stabbing.

What's the public interest here? Who's the one whose rights are being protected? What degree of state intervention is warranted?

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
Dog-fucker spotted.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Woof woof motherfucker.

*that's a joke, in case it was unclear

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
Here have a palate cleanser. Appropos of nothing - it's just a good tweet.

https://twitter.com/dusttodigital/status/1155510252693049345

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

doverhog posted:

I believe in rehabilitative justice. In Finland you could stab someone and you wouldn't do 9 months. Dog loving is less of a threat to the public than stabbing.

What's the public interest here? Who's the one whose rights are being protected? What degree of state intervention is warranted?

The Libertarian has entered the stage.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
You go next, describe your ideas w/r/t criminal justice. Or rather, don't, as it's the wrong thread for that kinda stuff. Feel free to PM me though.

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
Dog tweets (Not that kind) give me life

https://twitter.com/TheRealMarDre/status/1157879047864537088?s=19

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

grittyreboot posted:

How much time should she get for dog loving?

You don't really need more than five minutes. Those idiots have no staying power.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Flint_Paper posted:

You don't really need more than five minutes. Those idiots have no staying power.

The idiot dog?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Really? They can be pretty intense sometimes.

https://twitter.com/yesmaaike/status/1153333144474357760

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
ahahaha this is heartbreaking

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
loving lol i love this stupid century

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Bertrand Hustle posted:

30-50 feral hogs is the best meme of the summer

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1159068458111262720

Best response to that stupid tweet.

sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

She seems to have a remarkably great sense of humor about this thing that ruined her life. :unsmith:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Eschenique posted:

Googling Whitney Wisconsin brings you to the abyss.

Well, I just accidentally ruined my own day.

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

sephiRoth IRA posted:

She seems to have a remarkably great sense of humor about this thing that ruined her life. :unsmith:

Monica Lewinsky is actually really cool. She is a living embodiment of "what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger".

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