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US Berder Patrol
Jul 11, 2006

oorah

EBB posted:

The system saves your last post draft, which you have now overwritten by posting.

Lmao I'm fuckin dying here

powerful self roast

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Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
If you're talking about the text that's saved when you hit the back button, it only saved the first paragraph.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

is smoke crack still a bitch or have we moved on

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Until he pulls through and does his power hour (and pepper spraying?), he will always be a bitch.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Until he pulls through and does his power hour (and pepper spraying?), he will always be a bitch.

Smoke crack fell through on a power hour, hence his bitchness is everlasting.

It was some dude living in hawaii that failed to OC himself which led to woof doing it in his place because woof ain't no bitch.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
Didn't someone actually purchase and send the spray to Hawaii guy.


I think it was the guy that was live posting thinking about cheating on his wife at a Christmas party on to find out she's been lurking the forum that sent the spray.






So much history here

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Flikken posted:

Didn't someone actually purchase and send the spray to Hawaii guy.


I think it was the guy that was live posting thinking about cheating on his wife at a Christmas party on to find out she's been lurking the forum that sent the spray.






So much history here

That was beanie that was getting snooped on by mrs beanie, and he very well may have supplied the oc.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
All I remember about hawaii guy is that he was a locksmith apprentice.

I want to say he was living in a van too, but that's in a fuzzy spot.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

ok so the bigger question is who is going to spearhead another dick art book or rather just more copies of the last one

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





i have a spare copy of the dick book, who wants to pay me megabucks for it

NAPALM STICKS TO
Jun 22, 2005

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

i have a spare copy of the dick book, who wants to pay me megabucks for it

i didnt even know there was a vol 2, is this the original? now i want the full set. also what ever happened to like rrail and koolkrew that is the last time i was around

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mr. Nice! posted:

That was beanie that was getting snooped on by mrs beanie, and he very well may have supplied the oc.

Yeah I absolutely got bamboozled out of that Freeze +P

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
They still play video games together.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

NAPALM STICKS TO posted:

rrail and koolkrew that is the last time i was around

We don’t use that name around here.

Heh j/k someone probably has a long winded goon.xls post

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

oh god koolkrew

also smoke crack

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
Did Martello get cleared of all charges yet?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
i'm sorry but the thought of someone squeezing a raccoon like a redneck bagpipe to get their interlock disabled is the most hilarious poo poo

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I like that the writer and editor couldn't figure out how to spell raccoon so they left it two different spellings of the word.

Good enough for government work.

The first one is spelled right, but every subsequent stab at the word is wrong.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

FrozenVent posted:

Did Martello get cleared of all charges yet?

Trial starts in September.

Click Beelay
Oct 13, 2011

FrozenVent posted:

Did Martello get cleared of all charges yet?

Wait what

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Captain DSLs murdered a man

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Last August

Click Beelay
Oct 13, 2011

TvTropes guy? Holy poo poo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

fuckin martello

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

and he banned turbo high and tights at his unit haha what a dweeb

ah heck wait nvm that’s a good thing

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

and he banned turbo high and tights at his unit haha what a dweeb

ah heck wait nvm that’s a good thing

it was done to get internet cool points, so while the action was cool it was done not for the benefit of his troops but to impress a bunch of weirdos he never met

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wait didnt he gently caress up his feet on a ruck too and get in trouble for posting about it on here

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Who the hell are you guys talking about, I tried googling stuff but got nothin

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Your former husband would've known

e: added a qualifier for clarity

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

beanieson posted:

Who the hell are you guys talking about, I tried googling stuff but got nothin

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

fuckin martello

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Martello was a sometimes gipper who shot a POC on duty and then immediately started saying "I hosed up, I hosed up"

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Oh poo poo. I don’t remember that name from the old cop threads.

E: I’m just assuming he was a cop since he shot a POC

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
He was.

bij
Feb 24, 2007

beefarino beefaroni
chose to settle cause you're lonely
arby's order with extra hair
ignore the smell you're almost there
yank and crank and bust that nut
watch the ooze drip down her butt
whoopsie buddy, tad too slow
a retard fetus starts to grow

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

beanieson posted:

Oh poo poo. I don’t remember that name from the old cop threads.

E: I’m just assuming he was a cop since he shot a POC

He wasn’t a cop when he posted here. He stopped posting in GIP while still in the army after getting in trouble re: foot damage from dumb ruckmarch.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Besides his foot damage, he had a selfie smoking a pipe, which is where the dick sucking lips started, and a screen shot of said memo banning high speed haircuts

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


NAPALM STICKS TO posted:

i didnt even know there was a vol 2, is this the original? now i want the full set. also what ever happened to like rrail and koolkrew that is the last time i was around

Ghost bones is on his 8th deployment to Afghanistan, gleep gloop got sent to rehab for addiction to inhalants, cryogenic jesus got evicted and is currently living on the streets somewhere in New Mexico, and I’m a dead gay ghost.

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Whip Slagcheek posted:

gleep gloop got sent to rehab for addiction to inhalants

what

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