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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Intel&Sebastian posted:

for some reason quarter/half dollar sized spiders and katydids have all decided to get into my apartment this summer. I used to pick up spiders and toss them outside but I have a baby now so I kill the poo poo out of them to assert my dominance over the territory.

idk what to do about katydids, they seem harmless and there's usually just like one or two hanging out on the ceiling.
If you'd kill the katydids in your territory the spiders wouldn't be there. Spiders are comrades.

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Bananasaurus Rex posted:

Oh poo poo. Does your wife work at usa today?

Stay safe goon wife

Lots of companies in that building, she's been evacuated to another building. Rumor is floor four

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Edit:
Nevermind.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
maybe if we have mass shootings every day Trump will have to spend his time flying around the country with a piece of paper that says "I HEAR YOU" in sharpie instead of doing whatever he does in the white house.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/NathanBomey/status/1159141270712926208

my bomey, my bomey

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

2013 huh? Looks like Obama's got alot to answer for

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

2013 huh? Looks like Obama's got alot to answer for

he's probably really a muslim sleeper cell agent trying to enact sharia law

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


That doesn't even include law enforcement white supremacist violence statistics.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE



https://twitter.com/TheLastTroll/status/1159141023487950849

does anyone have any appropriate music to set this tweet to??

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/MikevWUSA/status/1159143475490828289?s=19
Phew

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


here's a link that's not kremlin propaganda

https://twitter.com/fairfaxcounty/status/1159140529600438273

someone just realized they're about to lose their job with the big paper merger

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



Wow, thanks to the quick response of the cops, these folks will have a usatomorrow

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
You know, there are countries that are able to go like 12 hours without a mass shooting

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


I can’t get back to work because the presidents visit has blocked up all the streets. thank you mister president. :keke:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

theres also broken human things!!!



broken human things are my favorite kind of human things

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:




Morgan kicks rear end and Beatty is scared shitless 😎

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Schmoe Cwead posted:

thank u mayor butt

Yr welcum

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.

Don't bing.
Bong.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

angerbeet posted:

You know, there are countries that are able to go like 12 hours without a mass shooting

Fake News, The USA has the fewest in the world because of hte 2A :patriot:

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

maybe if we have mass shootings every day Trump will have to spend his time flying around the country with a piece of paper that says "I HEAR YOU" in sharpie instead of doing whatever he does in the white house.

ah, accelerationism working at last

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I JUST WANTED THEM TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT THIS SWEET NEW SWORD I GOT BUT THERE'S NO WAY THEY'D WRITE IT UNLESS THEY SAW HOW MAJESTIC IT WAS IN PERSON

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

angerbeet posted:

You know, there are countries that are able to go like 12 hours without a mass shooting

yeah but what about all the knife attacks???

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Why isnt the media calling for impeachement or trumps resignation

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
The NRA is advertising hard on YouTube today, I just got two in a row

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

https://twitter.com/JeffSempleGN/status/1159139730866561025

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Kurtofan posted:

Why isnt the media calling for impeachement or trumps resignation

They’re complicit, op. Hope this helps.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

angerbeet posted:

You know, there are countries that are able to go like 12 hours without a mass shooting

:raise: What do they do with all that downtime?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



Lmao that rainbow flag is some big loving brain thing

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

The Alpha Centauri posted:

forums running slow for anyone else?

a little bit

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

god drat evil peckerwood nation

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


is that a chud pride flag?

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/hypoweb/status/1158987415953874944

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



Images of assault rifles with threats on them are cool to bring to mass shooting wakes, in america.
If you have a child it's fuckin imperative to flee the gently caress out of this garbage country

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Intel&Sebastian posted:

maybe if we have mass shootings every day Trump will have to spend his time flying around the country with a piece of paper that says "I HEAR YOU" in sharpie instead of doing whatever he does in the white house.

sitting in the oval office w a piece of paper that says I HEAR YOU, in sharpie

discoukulele
Jan 16, 2010

Yes Sir, I Can Boogie

What the gently caress is that "We The People Means Everyone" rainbow flag bullshit? Holy gently caress this new conservative faux-LGBT pandering poo poo makes me see red. I'm sure if I walked in to a Trump rally holding a dude's hand, I'd be welcomed with open arms.

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Kilmers Elbow posted:

is that a chud pride flag?

i mean there the log cabin republicans.....

*CRACK*

*PING*

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