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this one is very good even though i have no idea what the source material is e: 
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Well, I'd be a doggone liar If I said this ain't a lonely yard And what I wouldn't give To have my kids play while I stand guard We could trade in all our assault rifles And buy a patch of dust This yard might just be big enough For all of us 30-50 feral hogs squealing in the sky
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Aug 7, 2019 16:21
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Sorry for non-hog content, but are deepfakes threadworthy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrG-REWdV6A
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Aug 7, 2019 16:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxKCst7KY50
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Aug 7, 2019 16:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxKCst7KY50
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Aug 7, 2019 16:36
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MaliciousOnion posted:Well, I'd be a doggone liar This is good. I like this.
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Aug 7, 2019 16:38
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MaliciousOnion posted:This yard might just be big enough 
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Aug 7, 2019 16:53
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To the tune of piano man: play in the yard you’re the children, Play in the yard again, In 3-5 minutes there’ll be feral hogs, And there’s 30-50 of them, La da da, la da dah, etc
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Aug 7, 2019 16:57
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Thirty-to-fifty feral hogs in the yard/ Need to go to Walmart buy myself an AR/ Feral hogs broke Luce/ Those hogs broke Luce
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Aug 7, 2019 17:02
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someBODY once told me 30-50 hogs were gonna roll me I ain't the fastest gun in the west they were lookin kinda feral from my end of the barrel an assault rifle 15 on my chest well the hogs start coming and they don't stop coming 3-5 minutes and they hit the yard running didn't make sense not to live for guns your kids get shot but it sure is fun
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Aug 7, 2019 17:19
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theflyingorc posted:Children gathered in the grasses Dang that's good
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Aug 7, 2019 17:29
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I like Obamos, he looks friendly. Dude would probably snap his fingers and give me free healthcare. 
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Aug 7, 2019 17:32
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Fer-al hog doot doo da doot doo-doo feral hog doot doo da doot doo-doo feral hog doot doo da doot doo-doo feral hog
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Aug 7, 2019 17:49
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Someone pointed out how bad goons are at matching meter when changing song lyrics, but I usually ignore those lyric posts so I hadn’t noticed, but man, they were extremely correct
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Aug 7, 2019 17:51
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welcome 2 Clown Town posted:this one is very good even though i have no idea what the source material is Princess Mononoke, one of the best Studio Ghibli movies 
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Aug 7, 2019 17:51
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MaliciousOnion posted:Well, I'd be a doggone liar I just want to say that....you are amazing.
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Aug 7, 2019 18:02
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[Allman Bros’s Jessica with slightly more squealing and gunshots in the background]
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Aug 7, 2019 18:05
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Warbird posted:[Allman Bros’s Jessica with slightly more squealing and gunshots in the background] 
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Aug 7, 2019 18:06
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Once upon an evening cloudy, as my kids played, loud and rowdy, three to five-ish minutes in the backyard of this house of mine- While I watched them, armed and ready, suddenly there came a steady sound of hoofbeats - thirty, maybe fifty head of feral swine. "Thank the GOP" I muttered, "time for my AR to shine- this high-cap mag will do just fine." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; As each separate dying member of that herd of hogs went still. Eagerly I squeezed the trigger;- as my erection got bigger Wishing I could shoot a *sudden coughing fit* - but these pigs were quite a thrill- Glad my NRA donations helped to block that gun ban bill- Bloodlust here: I love to kill.
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Aug 7, 2019 18:26
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ol qwerty bastard posted:Wishing I could shoot a *sudden coughing fit*  Good grief
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Aug 7, 2019 18:39
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freeedr posted:Someone pointed out how bad goons are at matching meter when changing song lyrics, but I usually ignore those lyric posts so I hadn’t noticed, but man, they were extremely correct That's just people in general, it's not like other forums are filled with songwriting talent
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Aug 7, 2019 18:43
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:That's just people in general, it's not like other forums are filled with songwriting talent The other problem is that you can often fill a line with a different number of syllables, but say it a little differently, and make it work while you're writing it. The person reading it can't tell when you did that, though. Stressing the right syllables in War Pigs was a son-of-a-bitch
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Aug 7, 2019 18:46
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Weird Al is really good at what he does and it's harder than it looks. Goons are no Weird Al.
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Aug 7, 2019 18:49
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From the archives:
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Aug 7, 2019 18:52
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Hi feral hogs my old friends I've opened up my yard again The one in which my children were playing For 3-5 minutes they were staying But the rifle That I wanted in my hand Had been banned 30-50 wild hogs
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Aug 7, 2019 18:56
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Aston posted:I heard there was a secret yard 
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Aug 7, 2019 18:56
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Aug 7, 2019 19:20
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Yard's got thirty plus hogs, and whaddaya get? 3 to 5 minute window 'fore your children get et Obama don'tcha stop me, and take my gun My child's slow walk can't beat a feral pig's run
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Aug 7, 2019 19:42
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https://twitter.com/YourFriendCrud/status/1159154212917452800?s=19
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Aug 7, 2019 20:03
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Aston posted:I heard there was a secret yard Fucken magnificent.
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Aug 7, 2019 20:07
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Hello garden my old friend 3 to 5 minutes play children Then in comes feral hogs towards them It must have been 30 to 50 of them And i ask you How do I shoot the hogs dead
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Aug 7, 2019 20:47
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freeedr posted:Someone pointed out how bad goons are at matching meter when changing song lyrics, but I usually ignore those lyric posts so I hadn’t noticed, but man, they were extremely correct I love that as soon as you posted this, several goons stepped the game right up
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Aug 7, 2019 20:55
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Yes Tom, you could say that these song lyrics have become unboarable
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Aug 7, 2019 21:00
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Aug 7, 2019 21:01
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Aug 7, 2019 21:36
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Dungeon Ecology posted:Fer-al Ftfy
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Aug 7, 2019 21:50
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i didnt gently caress 30-50 feral hogs in my yard. i didnt cum on 30-50 feral hogs in my yard. i didnt put my dick anywhere near 30-50 feral hogs in my yard. Ive never done anything weird with 30-50 feral hogs in my yard. I promised myself i wasnt going to let my small kids play in the yard after last years thing so im just trying to let them out for as short as possible (3-5 mins) (1/?)
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Aug 7, 2019 21:55
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Proposal: a large yard for your kids to play in at your rural property Reality: 30-50 feral hogs storming the yard within 3-5 minutes to kill your kids
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