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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/axios/status/1159500233430188033?s=20 Mao was right
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1159479889214394368?s=19 Scene 1 Undercover FBI agent Percy White enters in blackface dressed as a blaxploitation era pimp. Percy: Hello fellow African Americans. I'm so sick of The Man. Raise your hand if you wish to join me in Killing Whitey?
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:And you uh...you sold this man alcohol? no, he only ever buys soda he lives in the assisted living facility across the street
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Just lmao at the dozen different apocalypses unfolding without any serious effort to avert or even prepare for
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Aug 8, 2019 17:39
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Mayor Dave posted:Just lmao at the dozen different apocalypses unfolding without any serious effort to avert or even prepare for D O S O M E T H I N G
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Bethamphetamine posted:Scene 1 wasn't this a movie with Kylo ren
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thrawn527 posted:https://twitter.com/TrackerDebate/status/1159483751459692544 kind of amazing to think back to 2015/2016 when I could look forward to the insanity of the GOP debates... Sleepy Ben, Christie suicide bombing Rubio, Trumpy Trump Trumping on everyone, Jeb! now I see more Dem debates coming and 
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Mayor Dave posted:Trump
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https://twitter.com/Noahpinion/status/1159504945298542598 i mean theyre right
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Aug 8, 2019 17:42
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if it were 200 pages of ilhan omar it would still not be enough
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:I do this too actually, if you change "flies into the hurricanes doing the tests" to "runs into the bathroom shooting diarrhea down my pant legs" and "monitoring stuff" to "screams like a banshee as blood and viscera rockets out of my rear end in a top hat." people are using the term "diarrhea wizard" more and more
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Aug 8, 2019 17:43
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Bearjew posted:lol at the idea of being a reporter and having to put your mic in this fat idiot's disgusting face and you're standing there getting paid money to capture his words and its just the dumbest bullshit, a string of verbal diarrhea with no meaning
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smarxist posted:and you're standing there getting paid money to capture his words and its just the dumbest bullshit, a string of verbal diarrhea with no meaning meanwhile you smell the actual diarrhea running down his pants leg
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Aug 8, 2019 17:44
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Waffle House posted:trubl
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Bearjew posted:lol at the idea of being a reporter and having to put your mic in this fat idiot's disgusting face i think about that a lot. how so many people have to get really close to him, see that face flopping around irl. must be weird
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Ben Nerevarine posted:kind of amazing to think back to 2015/2016 when I could look forward to the insanity of the GOP debates... Sleepy Ben, Christie suicide bombing Rubio, Trumpy Trump Trumping on everyone, Jeb! Warren is going to loving destroy Biden and unlike Harris and Booker he'll have nothing to hit back except for the native american thing which Trump has made completely toxic to be attempted as a primary attack
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Stevie Lee posted:no, he only ever buys soda Your liquor store sells mixers as well?? gently caress, I'm jealous. It's always such a pain to buy liquor in one place and mixers in another (full disclosure: my liquor store is directly across the street from a grocery store, I'm just a lazy sack of poo poo).
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Mayor Dave posted:Just lmao at the dozen different apocalypses unfolding without any serious effort to avert or even prepare for we are....we are better than this.....
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1159479889214394368?s=19 Danny Rand does not approve
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Aug 8, 2019 17:45
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:And you uh...you sold this man alcohol? I would have bought the alcohol for him and saluted him for his service. It's people like you who question the integrity of our brave mall santas that are truly destroying this country!
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Aug 8, 2019 17:45
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Aug 8, 2019 17:46
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TMMadman posted:I would have bought the alcohol for him and saluted him for his service. A mall Santa murdered my family, and I will not rest until I've gotten my revenge.
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Aug 8, 2019 17:47
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Bearjew posted:lol at the idea of being a reporter and having to put your mic in this fat idiot's disgusting face just jamming my rod up there to get slobbered on
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Your liquor store sells mixers as well?? gently caress, I'm jealous. It's always such a pain to buy liquor in one place and mixers in another (full disclosure: my liquor store is directly across the street from a grocery store, I'm just a lazy sack of poo poo). even our grocery stores sell liquor
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Warren is going to loving destroy Biden and unlike Harris and Booker he'll have nothing to hit back except for the native american thing which Trump has made completely toxic to be attempted as a primary attack I feel like Biden’s had a few Trump-Horseshoe moments already but this specifically would be p funny
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Aug 8, 2019 17:48
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mao was 100% right about how to deal with landlords
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Your liquor store sells mixers as well?? gently caress, I'm jealous. It's always such a pain to buy liquor in one place and mixers in another (full disclosure: my liquor store is directly across the street from a grocery store, I'm just a lazy sack of poo poo). oh u live in one of those states. i'm sorry. mine has liquor falling from the sky, nobody even has to buy it.
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/Noahpinion/status/1159504945298542598 Friendship with Abe canceled
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Stevie Lee posted:last night, during my shift at my part-time liquor store job, I had a large customer who self-identifies as Santa Claus telling me how he just got off a long train ride from Reno (to maine lol) after the police (who are funded and controlled by the Mexican cartel) forced him to leave. he says "they" threatened to kidnap him after he started telling people about how he knew the Gilroy garlic festival shooter and tried to report him to the FBI before it happened. If I was Santa I'd make the sleigh roll coal through DC every year because these FAT CATS IN WASHINGTON have been VERY NAUGHTY
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sandoz posted:READ ANOTHER BOOK, also haha did you hear about 30-50 feral hogs 30 feral hogs wait one day 50 feral hogs bigger than before
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Mayor Dave posted:Just lmao at the dozen different apocalypses unfolding without any serious effort to avert or even prepare for 
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Drunkboxer posted:i think about that a lot. how so many people have to get really close to him, see that face flopping around irl. must be weird i imagine after a couple of years of being an american journalist you become desensitized to being close to the faces of government weirdos with skin the consistency of silly putty, sort of like EMTs and seeing people turned to hamburger
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dads friend steve posted:mao was 100% right about how to deal with landlords we called our current landlord after a storm dropped a bunch of large branches on our roof. she said she didn’t want to deal with it because tree maintenance is expensive and to let us know if the branches actually break through the roof. real brain geniuses, these landlords
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sandoz posted:READ ANOTHER BOOK, also haha did you hear about 30-50 feral hogs tell me about these ohgs
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Mayor Dave posted:Just lmao at the dozen different apocalypses unfolding without any serious effort to avert or even prepare for This is why Godzilla: King of Monsters is so relatable. It's just a bunch of unstoppable forces that are gonna kill us all and the humans are sitting on the sidelines cheering and placing bets on which one will do it first
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