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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





https://twitter.com/mglucero84/status/1159527227475800064

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Clearly on the way to a glove convention and you wouldn't want him to be late!

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/scottbudman/status/1159566396532989952?s=20

:bernin:

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




lol i dont think the police realized this was filmed

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
idk about best lines but the best line reading I can think of, which might be a cliché, is pretty much anything from Daniel Day Lewis when he's taking his joyous victory lap over Eli in the final scene. Everyone remembers "I drink your milkshake" but the best part is actually:

DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINAGE ELI, DRAAAAAAAAAAAAINAGE

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




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fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
headed to the state Fair tomorrow. gently caress yeah look at this line up

Friday

9 a.m.: Democrat Julián Castro, secretary of Housing and Urban Development under President Barack Obama and the former mayor of San Antonio.

10:30 a.m.: Democrat Andrew Yang, a businessman. 

Noon: Democrat John Delaney, a former U.S. representative from Maryland.

1:30 p.m.: Democrat Marianne Williamson, an author and activist.

2:15 p.m.: Democrat Tulsi Gabbard, the U.S. representative for Hawaii's 2nd Congressional District.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

angerbeet posted:

Clearly on the way to a glove convention and you wouldn't want him to be late!

Funny how when the suspect is white and the intended victim is brown there is nothing the cops can do but as soon as the intended victim becomes cops or the rich it's just a matter of course to arrest people for conspiracy or terrorism.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Bearjew posted:

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trumpled arm skin

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Addamere: $440/mo :toot:

My rent just went up by $5, too. It was $435 until July.

Rent control works fuckers.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Remember when the right went ape poo poo thinking there was Arabic on Obama's ring?
This is proof that Donald is tattooed with text from the Necronomicon.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




:thunk:

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames

https://twitter.com/EPPOLICE/status/1159505650055073795

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

i guess the bag of white powder was just chalk for his free climbing then

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Gringostar posted:

friendly reminder that donald j trump is a child rapist



how will trump get out of this one

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/JTHVerhovek/status/1159561050825662464

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

these idiots make it really easy to identify them

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Spergin Morlock posted:

trumpled arm skin

:lol:

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Joe's got what it takes to win!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

"Guys, why do you keep trying to put popular words into my mouth? I'm not likable, okay? And I'm not even smart enough to get on the bandwagon to fool you. I'm a poo poo sandwich topped with poo poo. Get over it!"

Angrymantium
Jul 19, 2007
Resistant to everything

fits my needs posted:

what happens when the crops fail and the tariffs cause food prices to hyperinflate

Trmngp

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

smarxist posted:

Prez always looks like a sleazy wrestling manager cutting a promo about how he's going to destroy Hulkamania

:yooge: Made a tremendous deal with Benihana! They will be using Trump Steaks instead of those disgusting waggy beef from Jah-Panuh :yooge:

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

just wearing ballistic glasses and surgical gloves at the victims of a mass shooting rally in a trump truck nbd

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Joe Biden: Experience you can trust.

Losing for over 30 years!

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009


spend less on candles

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:goofy:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
the march of the crazy cloud

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



real indigestion hours

its a tums festival

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

those high rents just mean rent is cheaper other places

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

:yooge: Made a tremendous deal with Benihana! They will be using Trump Steaks instead of those disgusting waggy beef from Jah-Panuh :yooge:

motherfuckers always tryin' to trump steak teppan

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Poniard posted:

real indigestion hours

its a tums festival
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Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

alnilam posted:

just standing besdie my TTRUMP truck wearing blue latex gloves like a normal feller

Those gloves are probably nitrile.

:goonsay:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/chezspence/status/1159551565092384768

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

magiccarpet posted:

from the other day



the last guy i saw with a van like that tried to blow up nancy pelosi

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
not that there's anything wrong with that

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