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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Flavius Aetass posted:

baked potatoes are better when they're cooked in the microwave rather than the oven

too many carbs

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

lol

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
what mainstream movie is too racist for trump ?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
toss some potatoes and beets and carrots with oil and rosemary and salt and pepper and put them in the oven

toss your microwave in a dumpster or at a cop, just don't let it anywhere near your food

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

a plane married to a potato!! wowo!!!!!

horny is prohibited squizzle please revise this post

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
the current president and the three-presidents-ago president were just implicated in a pedophile ring but i dont think it's gonna make the news

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Drunkboxer posted:

what mainstream movie is too racist for trump ?

Black Panther.

That's not a joke, that's my serious answer.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

bloom posted:

toss some potatoes and beets and carrots with oil and rosemary and salt and pepper and put them in the oven

toss your microwave in a dumpster or at a cop, just don't let it anywhere near your food

yeah i know all about cooking, but a quick baked potato isn't cooking

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Trump saw "Get Out" and was freaked out

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

Drunkboxer posted:

what mainstream movie is too racist for trump ?

It's a dogwhistle, he's talking about diversity in Marvel movies I'm sure of it

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

When later pressed for examples, the president cited 'Birth of a Nation', a film that 'just came out a week or two ago', and was 'very powerful stuff. Stuff to consider.'

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Black Panther.

That's not a joke, that's my serious answer.

Don't forget Captain Marvel!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





trumo out there to stand up for skrulls, mutants

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

smarxist posted:

Trump saw "Get Out" and was freaked out

Trump saw "Us" and is convinced he's now a parallel black woman living beneath a pier

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Black Panther.

That's not a joke, that's my serious answer.

Another Bill posted:

It's a dogwhistle, he's talking about diversity in Marvel movies I'm sure of it

Yeah makes sense

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


Bitch, he didn't even provide a coherent thought.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Black Panther.

That's not a joke, that's my serious answer.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Update regarding this guy:



UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

"drat...where'd Lewis go?"

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Drunkboxer posted:

what mainstream movie is too racist for trump ?

hes never seen a movie

his favourite movie is allegedly bloodsport but when he watched it he fastforwarded through most of it

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Drunkboxer posted:

what mainstream movie is too racist for trump ?

there's some movie coming out about rich vs. poor hunting each other or something and the right has preemptively characterized the movie as being about explicitly hunting CHUDS and I'm pretty sure that's what he is whining about.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1159845619432751110?s=20

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Whoops

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

mdemone posted:

I'm only hoping Dersh will pop from the pressure and hang himself

lol at the idea of "deploying jeffrey epstein" like he's a siege tank

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

punchymcpunch posted:

hes never seen a movie

his favourite movie is allegedly bloodsport but when he watched it he fastforwarded through most of it

trump is the adam sandler zombie that was living in the fast forwarded life of click

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


My cousin got arrested in his job as a supervisor in an auto insurance shop. They disappeared him in a chain of ICE and INS jails without telling his family. Then deported him to Somalia, where he hadnt lived since he was a child in the 90s.

Left behind a child that my.other relatives took in.since he was primary parent.

ICE!

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

MysteriousStranger posted:

Dersh is pretty much the least powerful and least rich of all the people implicated so far, if there is going to be a fall guy it's going to be the Dersh

hes gonna turn states witness

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

except being shot or molested.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1159844575717945344

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Drunkboxer posted:

what mainstream movie is too racist for trump ?

Almost assuredly talking about Ariel being poc in the new movie

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Bert Roberge posted:

Update regarding this guy:





soy boy

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Trump is 100% talking about that movie called The Hunt where it's gonna have liberals hunting down and killing chuds. I'm pretty sure Fox News has done reports on it.

Of course, by all accounts the movie is gonna portray the liberals as crazed hypocrites so if chuds had half a brain they'd understand the movie is supporting them.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Nae! posted:

i love nj more than anybody but the entire state is a stinking dump and anyone who would leave for that reason is a coward

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

BraveUlysses posted:

lol at the idea of "deploying jeffrey epstein" like he's a siege tank

just chuckin nekkid girls over the wall, one after the other

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

trump

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
holy poo poo

HOLY poo poo!!!! this is exactly like in idiocracy... hah, i guess that makes it more of a documentary than anything else

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


imagineing the mass media meltdown that would happen if an organized movement of non-cooperation with national news outlets happened. the op Ed's would be :discourse: af

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lmao it’s only Tuesday? this week never ends

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ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
i spy with my little eye... a documentary


you're right, it's idiocracy!

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